I'm not dead! I'm right Here.

I clung to that sovereign idea of ungood, relentless.

[schizophrenicpervert]

Opening commissions on Ko-fi, I was kicked out on the 20th and do not have income ATM. Would like to be able to get groceries and a wrist brace while working things out. https://ko-fi.com/lordcigarette

[bakedbananners]

krystem part 3

[explorerzspritecomicrepository]

[bakedbananners]

krystem part 3

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

[souplover13]

image: tweet. "NYC RESIDENT: I live in a jar dude. I live in a little freakin mason jar. But oh the culture - have you heard of Mexican food? Have you heard of seventy dollars??" end ID.

[pokemonarchive]

Flygon (2024) - Illustration Contest Top 300 Illustrator: Kanos

[bapouro]

This is my promise to you.

✊ Never. Stop. Blogging.

Share the Tumblr prayer.

[duran301]

Ummmmm, welp im out

(I will now go down an entire gallon of gasoline and pour bleach onto my eyes now)

[a-spoonful-of-generosity]

What the Hell, man? Sunny's legs don't bother you, but this makes you want to quick fade out of existence? I don't see the problem.

[duran301]

My MLP standard are different from my personal ones.

[a-spoonful-of-generosity]

What are you freaking out about, though? Did you not realize you are trapped here, as I am? Taking the pledge is irrelevant. Tumblr is the Hotel California. You can check out anytime you like, Darling, but you can never leave.

Many will be returning to this Hell hole from a far worse place than Hell itself thanks to the efforts of one Billionaire. And I for one welcome our wayward brethren and sisters back to the herd.

[duran301]

Meh, can’t really say your wrong because ye ain’t, but still, we are all different and different things freak us out in different ways, so with that said I’m going invisible because this freaks me out

[bapouro]

Oh my god - I'll never get tired of this site.

Bring it in guys! ❤️

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[bitchautism]

drank so much milk my stomach hurts

[sailatina3]

I think this is how stalinpig feels when they suck too much from mamapig nipple

[bitchautism]

don't say this to me right now

[stalinpig]

Okay you may be upset. But the kind and beautiful sailatina3 understands BOTH of our plights and ailments.

mamapig's nipple has a lot of milk for nurturing her young, and that's a good thing. she's being a good mamapig for that! it isn't weird or disgusting or bad for mamapig to breastfeed me. it's Literally normal. i love my mamapig!

and yes...sometimes i do drink too much milk like you, dollie kittie. this is because we both really love milk.

can we just hold hams and stop fighting? i don't want to fight with you. i want to be friends.

[contextfreepatentart]

[chiyo-mihama]

lalaalaalala

[chiyo-mihama]

having visions of the fairies and gnomes of the forest, the ringing of their bells can be heard through the vast darkness between the trees

[salmoniid]

your dad's my best friend

[boyofzoot]

this was in my video folder…this is why i shouldnt be allowed on the computer when i smoke

[taffybuns]

i can feel your heart beat

[delmondo]

whyre u reblogging ai slop

you're right. i should have instead supported home-grown, handcrafted videos of studs with cigarettes in their mouths lined up against posts or being hung from their necks until dead.

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[sodachalice]