School bus stories
So I’m on my bus minding my own shenanigans and I start to listen to the conversation behind me from these two 1st graders. Suddenly the guy turns to one of the girls and is like
“I know where you were born” and me with my first thoughts is like,
‘Awe I remember telling people where I was born and where I came from” and freaking next he said,
“ON THE HIGHWAY BECAUSE THAT IS WERE ALL THE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN” (damn son we god a badass over here) And she simply responds with,
“We’re twins so aren’t you an accident too?” And the kids in the seat in front of me just whip around and start going nuts from the comeback.
I wouldn’t want to start my day off any other way......
















