"Ukulele's Super Punk"~Tyler Joseph

Just a Canadian potato still trying to figure her life out

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School bus stories

So I’m on my bus minding my own shenanigans and I start to listen to the conversation behind me from these two 1st graders. Suddenly the guy turns to one of the girls and is like

“I know where you were born” and me with my first thoughts is like,

‘Awe I remember telling people where I was born and where I came from” and freaking next he said,

“ON THE HIGHWAY BECAUSE THAT IS WERE ALL THE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN” (damn son we god a badass over here) And she simply responds with,

“We’re twins so aren’t you an accident too?” And the kids in the seat in front of me just whip around and start going nuts from the comeback.

I wouldn’t want to start my day off any other way......

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2017 CrankGameplays (I started to watch him in March so there is no January and February)

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Okay long time no post but I think that the best thing about cranberry sauce is the beauty of finding a berry that has stayed whole even through the boiling process

And then slowing squishing the sour juices out and eating it slowly

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AYYYYYYE FINALLY FINISHED IT YEEEEET (2400 skittles)

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[qoa]

i’m screaming???

[thespookybisexual]

ME

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saaaaame

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got new red hair ayyyyyyyyyyyye

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news flash on my life: i decided to procrastinate by taking off seeds on the strawberry

will update soon

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6ish songs later…

i’ve finished half and my sister walked by and didn’t say anything

we going strong

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YASSSSS BISHHHHH I DID IT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!

damn that’s satisfying 

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so i’m the type of person who wears sweatpants or jeans with a regular t-shirt almost every day of my life

yesterday i had gym off at my school and so i decided to dress up a bit.....

i wore heeled boots, black leggings under short cut off jean shorts, and a red flowery loose crop top (keep in mind i do have a bit of a pudgy stomach)  and I walked past 5 of the most annoying guys in my grade and one of them fucking decided it was a good idea to look me up and down and say “Damn, guys look” while poking the others. He never stopped staring at me as I walked by.

At the end of that period, one of the guys came up to me and apologized for his friend. I now have MAJOR respect for that guy

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2007 Tyler Joseph gives me life

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same

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you know it’s going to be an interesting day when your science teacher walks in and says:

“I’m high, I’m sick, and the test is not today”

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I’m so tired today that my friend had to tackle me to the ground because I thought I was putting on chap stick but I was holding a glue stick instead.

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So first off, happy holidays you awesome people who never leave your houses

And second, I got new speakers for Christmas

And right now I’m alone in my house

With the speakers

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my neighbors may or may not hate me right now

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long time no post..........

finals, aka A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH THAT WILL ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DESTROY ME, are coming up........

and some of my teachers still haven’t given us our study guides........

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I made a chart.

[mioxenoblade]

“fuck” I think properly describes it

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just get rid of everything and leave fuck

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when you’re late for school cuz you attempted to look like abbadon.........

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Can someone explain this for me? How is it that I do all the math homework that is assigned and get a 55% on the chapter test, but when I don’t do any of the weeks homework, and get away with it, that I geT A SOLID 81%?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

HOW DOES THAT WORK??

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Twenty One Pilots’ music videos (2015-2016)