the end of the world on april fools day

bi, kiwi 🇳🇿, pākehā, 21, pfp by @lunarcrown

[memories]

In my next life I will be reborn as #l&p.

[flerns]

im collecting them

[sharps-container]

[lastoneout]

Bro I cannot believe Tom Scott agreed to be on Jet Lag again but ☝️ I am extremely glad regardless.

[lastoneout]

I was 100% convinced that he did not enjoy a single moment of that season. He did not take a W that entire time. Absolute pits of hell. He aged 50 years over those few days. And truly it was NOT fair to make his teammate The Struggler and pit them against Crazy Ass and his platonic soumate God's Most Favorite Specialist Little Boy.

[lastoneout]

To be fair Tom Scott made the interesting choice of playing that season like he was going to get publically executed if he lost. No reason at all to be that stressed. And Sam....Sam just does not thrive under pressure. Truly a doomed team, I hope next season they pair Tom up with Ben I think he needs a chill yet competent teammate to keep him grounded in reality and not acting like everyone else is playing Jet Lag and he's in a Saw trap.

[lastoneout]

I hope they don't pair him up with Adam bcs I think they'd have the energy of two cheetahs trapped in a stress feedback loop that kills them both.

[desperateonline]

What's so wrong with unhealthy codependent abusive love anyway huh?

[linktoo-doodles]

I always look back

[boobcareer]

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

[kata4a]

Ye knowe eek, that in forme of speche is chaunge With-inne a thousand yeer, and wordes tho That hadden prys, now wonder nyce and straunge Us thinketh hem; and yet they spake hem so, And spedde as wel in love as men now do.

chaucer, Troilus and Criseyde c. 1380

[youzicha]

glossary: eek also and even tho at the time prys great value wonder a cause for astonishment nyce stupid spedde succeeded

You know the form of language, too, can change. Within a thousand years, even the words that were most precious then, seem strange and foolish to us; yet they spoke them so and did no worse in love than we now do.

[infizero]

this is absolutely fucking terrifying

[sunshinetomorrow]

[ectorotica]

[kadhioni]

thinking of exile again,,, 🚬🚬 im very sad

[ecobanshee]

Old dream smp prison arc animatic i never finished because i fundamentally don't understand the concept of "reasonable workload" (second part in a reblog because even with the gifs it's way too many images for one post)

[ecobanshee]

Edit: the song this was supposed to be set to is "flight without feathers" by architects btw

[idiot-mushroom]

disc duo makes me violent in a bad way

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Has your girl blorbo ever had her mind altered?

Yes, permanently, consensually

Yes, permanently, non-consensually

Yes, permanently, accidentally

Yes, temporarily, consensually

Yes, temporarily, non-consensually

Yes, temporarily, accidentally

No, not at all

Multiple of these

Other/nuance/complicated

Voting ended onJun 6

“Mind altered” can mean anything and everything. Brainwashing, mind wipes, tampered memories, personality modified, emotions artificially enhanced or suppressed, and more; the gang’s all here!

[beemovieerotica]

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[endbie]

I wanted to give them a ton of junk food