the all-befouling baby

complex, illogical, and patterned

[unyieldingsilence]

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[kata4a]

higgledy piggledy higgledy piggledy higgledy piggledy higgledy piggl—

higGLEDY PIGGLEDY HIGGLEDY PIGGLEDY HIGGLEDY PIGGLEDY HIGGLEDY ribbit.

[kata4a]

hmming hrrmingly something suspiciously similar links these last poems, I don't doubt...

perhaps I'd—if I were a piercing professor of parasitology—figure it out

[kata4a]

higgledy piggledy using the form to refer to itself for the ultimate time:

hew to the meter as always to end at the paradigmatically masculine rhyme

[kata4a]

higgledy piggledy (phoning this in) I'd prefer to be able to read people's thoughts;

maybe I'll learn from a parapsychologist how to untangle those cognitive knots

[kata4a]

kyrie eleison, sundry the faithful; the number of churches alone is a ton

as for myself, call me antisectarian: I'd say the number there should be is none!

[queenlyonmain]

Many people get off on being humiliated or degraded for their kinks. I ultimately get off on being accepted for them, which is somehow even worse

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i love my fake job for intellectually inclined adult toddlers

[kata4a]

@#$%&! @#$%&! nature is teeming with states that I really would like to bemoan

those are the times when it's really quite easy to non-euphemistically make my thoughts known

[kata4a]

(blasting off vroomily) if you are making a gigakilometer voyage to earth

keep on retainer a xenobiologist; hopefully one who's not too into girth

[kata4a]

whispery rustly given the trees have a name, who let go of their leaves in the snow

surely my kittens who shed in the summer are estideciduous creatures, you know?

[kata4a]

warily warily heffalumps woozlesque cast upon pooh a delirious view

what a befuddlement! who will deliver, and undiscombobulate winnie the pooh?

[kata4a]

higgledy piggledy epicures know to be wholly inadequate ease of the corpse

what else is needed to katastematically put back in order what turmoil warps?

[kata4a]

rough back of the envelope estimate is that it would take ~30 minutes to read a hundred of these things. that seems kind of high to me though. maybe 15 minutes is more accurate? that's like 6 or 7 poems a minute...

[kata4a]

actually something that I think is extremely funny is that @quantumofawesome, who I did not meet on tumblr and in fact met for the first time literally touching grass at a festival in the woods, has repeatedly emphasized to me that the thing that made her want to marry me was showing her my blog. you guys wish you posted this good

[transgenderer]

remember: worst case scenario you die, and hell is real, and you go there

[kata4a]

hey sharks I hear summer's posts are so good that you

[kata4a]

"dactyls and dimeter" kind of sounds like romantasy slop tbh