UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death
You CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!
Cosmic Funnies

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ojovivo

Product Placement
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

ellievsbear

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
macklin celebrini has autism
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The Stonewall Inn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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RMH

Kiana Khansmith
almost home

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@invisible-teddy-bear
UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death
You CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!
howl’s moving castle + (a few) of the most relatable scenes
Pretty sure the algorithm is just tagging fleshy toned stuff. Like bet you could post uncooked chicken and it would get flagged.
reliable
I HAVE MISSED THIS VIDEO MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD COME TO MAMA YOU FUCKIN TRIBAL ASS FUNKY WASHING MACHINE
Sir there is a drumline in your washer.
Someone please make a song from this beat. It’s sick.
Results so far
ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period
REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.
how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged
never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight
“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.
“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.
“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.
“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.
Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.
So don’t.
Just don’t.
“Drake.”
“What?”
“Where’s the Tumblr app?”
you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you
what do
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
jiminy cricket kinkshaming various disney characters on the house of mouse
this was an actual episode
Here’s a list of sleep/wake up times based on personality. This is their wake up times. Just in case you’re ever sick of waiting:
NEW LEAF
Cranky/grumpy: sleep-4:00am wake up-10:00am
Jock: Sleep-12:00am wake up-7:00am
Normal: sleep-12:00am wake up-6:00am
Lazy: sleep-11:00pm wake up- 9:00am
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Re blogging because I updated it to include the older games too!
City Folk & Wild World Sleep Schedule
City Folk/Wild World
Cranky: Sleep- 4:30AM Wake up-10:00AM
Jock: Sleep- 2:00AM Wake up-6:30AM
Lazy: Sleep- 1:30AM Wake up- 8:00AM
Normal: Sleep- 1:00AM Wake up- 5:00AM
Peppy: Sleep- 2:30AM Wake up- 7:00AM
Snooty: Sleep- 3:30AM Wake up-9:00AM
(Smug and Uchi not introduced until New Leaf)
Tips on how to get villager pictures!
I get asked this alll the time so I thought I would make a little guide for you guys!
Talk to your villagers! Talk to them every single day, and at least 5-10 times, more if you can! Even when time traveling days.. Go day-by-day and talk to them at least a few times before you move to the next day. Ignoring them brings your friendship level down quickly.
Write them letters. You don’t have to do it often, but do it at least a couple times, especially when they’re new. Send them gifts along with their letters, even if you don’t have much, send flowers or fruit! It’s very, very difficult to get their picture if you’ve never sent them a letter.
Be honest when they request things. If you won’t be on later when they set a time to come over, just tell them no. Giving them a time, or telling them you’ll catch something, then never following through is worse than just telling them you can’t.
When they ask for fruit, give them perfect foreign fruit every single time. Trade a basket of your perfect fruit with a friend for theirs, and keep it with you in all times (I stick mine in letters!). If they ask for a specific fruit, try your hardest to get it in perfect. They absolutely adore it and give you great items, or their picture!
When they ask for fish or bugs, give them the most rare fish & bugs available at the time. Stock up on coelacanths when it’s raining. Keep sharks in the basket on Kapp’n’s dock. Use guides to see what is the most rare fish you can catch in the month, and give it to them! I will create a guide soon on how to catch the fish you need :)
When they ask for furniture, give them spotlight items! At the end of this post by bidoofcrossing, all the spotlight items are listed. If possible, get them upgraded by Cyrus!
When giving them their requested furniture, give it to them outside of their house. If you give them the item in their house, they are very likely to put it up then and give you the item they’ve replaced. This doesn’t always happen, but if I can I usually try to find them outside.
Resetting is also an option, but not very recommended. In order to do this, you need to save and continue when you have their item, and are about to give it to them. Do it in front of them, because if you don’t get their picture you’re going to reset and lose everything. Once you’ve saved, give them the item. Pay attention to the items they give you. If they are giving you a spotlight item, there is a good chance that they will give you their picture. If they are giving you wallpaper, flooring, fruit, or clothing, they are probably not going to give you your picture this time, and there will be no point in resetting. If they gave you a good item, hit your home button and close AC. Restart and say hello to Resetti, then head over back to the villager and give their item again. Repeat until you get sick of it or get their picture. If they are repeating items, or giving you wallpaper, flooring, fruit, or clothes, stop trying.
You must have a very good friendship with the villager. One way to find out if you are best friends is to use the microphone and call their name when they are on the screen (but not too close or they’ll yell at you for being so loud). If they turn, look, and wave, that means you are good friends! If they look scared, shocked, and look around panicky, you are not very good friends yet.
Another way to see if you’re good friends is to go into your house and wait a little bit. The villagers that pop in without being invited are on a good friendship level with you.
And, I think that’s it! Good luck and collect lots of pictures!
I’m Moving Out and I don’t Need This Stuff Giveaway!!!
So as stated by the title, I’m moving out (restarting) and I have a lot of hybrids that I’ve bred over the period of 3+ months, and it’d be a shame to delete all that hard work. Like all my other giveaways, the rules are simple:
You do NOT have to be following me, but a follow would make me happy!
Likes and reblogs count
You can reblog as many times as you like, just be considerate of your followers -w-
No giveaway accounts (just to make the chances for others to win the same as yours)
The giveaway ends tomorrow (thank you so much seabassbitch for helping me with moving) and it’s most likely gonna end after my meeting (12pm Hawaiian Time).
Good luck!
My cat: