Serial killer: *pushes me against a wall, puts a knife to my throat*
Me: "Mm, fuck yes, cut me, kill me, do it!"
Serial killer: *blinks* "...what?"
Me: "Cut me, you fucker!"
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Serial killer: *pushes me against a wall, puts a knife to my throat*
Me: "Mm, fuck yes, cut me, kill me, do it!"
Serial killer: *blinks* "...what?"
Me: "Cut me, you fucker!"
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Me, an intellectual: Nei
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