[j-k-g-m]

[perrfectly]

[inyourbirdcage]

I didn't love you as much as I could and the silence is killing me now

[eveningio-deactivated20210110]

[brandonjordanpics]

[susfu-deactivated20151005]

[attaches]

[winterfellis]

[steviemcfly]

Trump is only two points ahead in Texas now. If you’re in Texas and vote third party or don’t vote this year, I will personally never forgive you for stealing the joy of watching the GOP freak out at Texas going blue from me.

[mockingbirdie]

Fellow Texans: DO NOT WRITE IN BERNIE. 

He literally does not want your vote, he literally wants you to vote for Hillary, and because of this he did not file to be an approved write-in candidate which means if you write him in your vote literally does not count.

[the-ailing-system-moving]

For all voters in all states who were thinking of doing a Bernie write in.

[chrispineofficial]

Breaking: Texas Has Just Been Declared a Swing State

Major poll aggregate shows the historically red state could go either way this year

I. AM. LIVING

[twodotsknowwhy]

If for some goddamn reason you still need to be persuaded to do so, vote for Hillary just to see the entire GOP have a complete meltdown while they try to figure out how the fuck they can come back from Texas going blue

[naihve]

[wintamint]

[untrustyou]

[shitpostempire]

[bofink]

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

[dimitrimonroe]

Professional journalism in 2016

[cumsharts]

journalists wake up every morning to find more fresh bullshit they have to write about. please pity them