[Autoplay] Bloodshed, Bloodbath

[violence, nsfw warning] Indie Fandomless Oc. Written by Bard. Please read rules and bio before interacting.

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quick, make out with me…uhh…for the aesthetic

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Ⓐ

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex || >:T

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

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Howdy folks. There was a reason I haven’t been on in a while, so I thought that I’d let you all know that I’m alive. But I’m going to give you a little rundown under the cut.

A few days ago I was in a car accident that ended up claiming the lives of three people. Two of them are dear friends of mine, and the other was the drunk driver that slammed into our car going over 60 miles an hour, right through a red light.

I’m fine, trust me that I am, physically at least. Mentally, not nearly as much. The two friends that were with me also wrote on tumblr, and well, it’s too hard for me to put into words. But Travis is gone, and Nene is brain dead. I think that’s the right term but she isn’t going to wake up. I...really doubt I should be the one around to tell this, but.

Real life is scary. 

I’m typing this with one hand because I’ve got two broken legs and my right arm is busted up pretty good as well. I’m alive, though. For reasons not even I will ever know or understand. 

I’m just angry that people actually still drink and drive. The fact that I can’t even talk to the guy who did that makes me even angrier. 

...My mental state aside, I’ve got a few operations to go through, and I’m not going to be very active on tumblr. I know I have some threads going, and I’m going to keep them, but if you feel like it’s taking too long, it’s fine to tell me that the thread can be dropped. 

I’d explain this more, but I’m exhausted. Mentally and physically, I’d rather not be the one still around, but here I am, and...you guys are pretty much the only friends I have left now. 

I...will keep you all updated. 

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That's it, I'm memeshaming. >:/

     “I thought I could trust you fam...but you’re not fam at all, are you?”

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"I need this life vest 'cuz I'm drowning in the pussy."

Casually stabs the metaphorical vest. 

     “Then you must become a martyr for your people.”

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"hey, do you wanna join my gang?"

     “Hoh~? Is that what you’re into these days? Trying to get people to call you Aniki? Ne, ne, what’s in it for me, huh? What do I get out of joining your little ‘gang’?”

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"a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"

     “Milkshakes don’t bring all the boys to the yard--they’d send me running honestly. How can someone even consume something so...disgustingly sweet? But damn, offer to buy me a pizza and I’ll get down on my knees for you.”

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Beware of the man who speaks in shames.

     “I’ll shame your ass, I’ll shame your uncle’s ass. I’ll shame your friend’s ass. I’ll shame your dog’s ass. I’ll shame my own ass. Do not test me.”

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"jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"

     “Bye Felicia.”

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"shit, we on national television,"

club penguin bans sentence starters.

❝  what the ― okay, i knew i shouldn’t have entered that food-eating contest …  ❞

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what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that.

     “God you don’t even know–these people are so boring I can literally feel my life slipping away. You said murder was illegal? Well call the fucking police on these politicians because they’re downright killing me here.”

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What is it with you and shaming people-- First food and now clothes? What's next, kinks? :T

     “Why are you shameshaming me? What did I do to deserve this? Oh my god you just can’t out and ask why someone shames people holy shit fam.”

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"help me hide this body in here,"

     “Oi, is this the garage of some poor sap you hate, because I’m all up for framing folks like that. Anyhow, sure thing, I’ll lend you a hand.”

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"fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"

     “I’m all for being arresting by handsome folk like you, but unfortunately today is opposite day. You are the one under arrest for your attire. That’s right, Diarmuid, this is an intervention.”

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When yo club penguin game too strong they ban you before you make an account.