milo was, without a doubt, correct. the clearing they were standing in was picturesque – at least in theo’s mind, bigfoot would certainly understand the aesthetic value of such a location. “ you don’t have to make that proposal twice, my good man !! ” as soon as the bottle was back in his hand, he took a long pull and tried not to cough.
he found it amusing that this experience felt positively dickensian. the style of speech, the drinking, the hunting of a mysterious creature – it seemed like a literary classic. with a contented sigh, theo placed his supplies on the ground before plopping down himself. “ where should we station ourselves ?? ”
carefully, he surveyed their surroundings. “ that thicket over there, possibly ?? or on the side of that hill ?? ” he hummed in contemplation. “ different locations would be ideal for different scenarios. we will have to test our understanding of our dear, but elusive, sasquatch. ”
★・・pondering their options, milo took a swift look around the perimeter, allowing his sasquatch senses to take him where he needs to go. stopping once his senses tingled, an abrupt gasp came from milo. ❛ theo, you genius ! that hill is totally where we should set them off, and then we should hide in the thicket so our boy doesn’t see us, ❜ excitement filling him, he rubbed his hands together at their plotting.
❛ how about i set this baby up while you place our sasquatch seducers ? ❜ with a grin, he sauntered off to a particularly vegetative area, under a enormous balsam fir. setting up the equipment in his hands swiftly, milo would be lying if he said he wasn’t beginning to feel the alcohol pumping through his system. his set-up was sloppier than he would have liked, not as meticulous as bigfoot deserved, but it was the best milo could do given the circumstances.
once the fireworks were set in place, milo met up with theo once more. ❛ i think you should the goner, ❜ his speech slurred a bit, his head nodding towards the lighter. ❛ honor. i mean -- you should the honor. ❜