[litwtc]

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lizard boy is serious trust me

[pilottcandidate-deactivated2013]

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this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

[katherinerxd-deactivated2014101]

No words

[clock-heart-deactivated20251220]

in the morning stomach: hey we’re starving and dehydrated me: Eats and Drinks

stomach: whta the fuck??? hwat the Hell andfuck

[iodize]

[princessrhcenyra]

[bey]

i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and you’re already like yes this pleases me it is mine

[thestoryandyou]

ur welcome 2 come feel the weight of my feminist balls in your tiny hand

[thestoryandyou]

update

[zackancodeine]

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

[noranbit-deactivated20180511]

Chaotic Good Boy

[cookii-whore]

[prince-kush]

[sixpenceee]

President Barack Obama surprises an emotional Joe Biden with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

[timbllr]

[thepigeongazette]

one screw to make, one screw up to take

[nick-avallone]

me: *sees a 150lb dog*

me: awww da little puppyyy

[okaymad]

[greelin]

i got introduced to this girl who’s an art major in college and while we were talking she told me that true artists suffer for their art and i asked her if she suffers for her art and she kind of sat there for a second and then she was just like “one time i couldn’t draw two eyes similar enough to each other so i curled up on the floor and cried for like fifteen minutes”

[rockhardgeologist]