Shambles

22 🏳️‍🌈 she/her.

[rattledazzlebones]

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

[darthmelyanna]

[doe-the-doe]

The landlord is straight up dropping atom bombs at passing cars

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[thetyrannosaur]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder

[txttletale]

the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it's like if your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

[off-brandhipster]

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

Tolkien: you can’t just patch random things together because you like them, everything has to fit together in a dense textural weave of reasonable causes and effects

Lewis: and then the witch from the other dimension turns the fox to stone for having a contraband tea party …

[intjint]

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

[bespectacled-ghost]

[frankiecorleone]

x

[evilmanhater]

[sonic06apologist]

Wtf are cummies

they like those people we fought durin the cold war

[barillapasta]

i physically cannot stop watching this

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[ballwizard]

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

[theehorsepusssy]

[mysharona1987]

[were--ralph]

this is so fucking funny

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[nflstreet]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

If the new twitter users turn tumblr into a professional place I’m going to start biting.

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

doing this to you if you want “fired over a tumblr post” to become a real thing