let’s get motherfuckin’ silly!

22, he + they

[litwtc]

dudes be like “omg herobrine won’t stop following me”

mine brother in craft you lit the netherrack and gold totem

[snowywarmthkuya]

chefs kiss...? 😳 no way.... do they? seriously....? 😳

[snowywarmthkuya]

@atlanta--airport you officially win funniest tag on this post 🏆

[weaver-z]

Imagine if you were a rich housewife suspicious that your husband was cheating on you and you hired a private investigator to follow him and the PI came back with a ream of polaroids of himself railing your husband. Wouldn't that be fucked up

[scottsafail]

[commanderfreddy]

as a duel hellsite citizen i feel it is important to bring news from twitter: namely that on this, the exact same day that tumblr starts trialing paywalls, twitter is trialing dislikes

[german-milfs]

[makomoriz]

if the most annoying people on this site paywall their blogs does that mean i never get to see their posts again 🤩

[mercifulangel]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[huffylemon]

[helloitsbees]

[clonehub]

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

[once-a-lurker]

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

[clonehub]

[thyrell]

can't stop laughing at this

[grimeclown]

I feel like starting an INSUFFERABLE conversation

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

[c3rvida3]

We bought Mountain Dew flavored lip balm and now we just keep saying, "Bro, I need some gamer fuel," and kissing each other.

[c3rvida3]

This isn't a cute relationship post. "We" are four grown men who are supposed to be working right now.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

ATTENTION!!!

THIS MAN offering CRAZY LOW PRICED TORNADO SLOPPY behind the BUZZFEED NEWS HEADQUARTERS BUILDING!!! knock twice on the blue recycles dumpster for your LOW PRICED TORNADO SLOPPY TODAY!

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

hiiiii new uquiz dropped. choose people i think are hot and ill tell you your type

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

The hottest person in every room…I wish

[badassdemonsword]

They gave me a guiness world record for the weirdest and crazy man in the world

[lylahammar]

why is it that someone gently saying "hey hey whoa" while another person is crying like the most intimate and comforting thing