i chase your love around a figure 8

you must give up the life you had planned, in order to gain the life you have waiting for you.

[itstrixiemattel]

queen: makes a mistake her first try of singing/dancing/performing challenge

todrick:

[open]

[neckkiss]

A Brilliant Young Mind (2014)

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[pucikat-deactivated20190223]

me: *trying to take a nap with slightly open window to get some cool fresh air*

bird outside window: I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!!!

[thetrippytrip]

i’m screaming

[gagalaska]

Season 10: MISS VANNJIE

Season 9: you’re perfect you’re beautiful you look like…

Season 8: PURSE FIRST

Season 7: COME THROUGHHHHHH

Season 6: NOT TODAY SATAN

Season 5: HIIIEEEEEEEE

Season 4: GO BACK TO PARTY CITY

Season 3: I don’t have a sugar daddy…

Season 2: RAVEN WAS ROBBED

Season 1: I don’t see YOU walking any children in nature

[trzns-deactivated20190422]

me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this

the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

she’s trying (i’m she)

[zeldamaniac44]

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

[normalshrimp]

i lived, bitch

[they-call-me-marlon]

i laughed, bitch

[mgs3pe]

i loved, bïtch

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

my teeth fell out

everyone just comes on my blog to complain about whatever they damn feel like

[lovelysuggestions]

if you like her, go talk to her. tell her you think her eyes look like sunsets or her laugh is melodic. i know its scary to be vulnerable, but living with the ‘what if’ is all the more haunting.

[misanthropedoll]

[scenicroutes]

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

[kevinprices-deactivated20130829]

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

[scenicroutes]

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

[wambamsamfam]

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

[algrenion]

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

[thefaceofhoe-blog]

did you just make an egg pun

[just-shower-thoughts]

A roller coaster camera manages to get a high quality photo of you speeding past but security cameras still only get a blurry shot of robber standing still

[rock-allday]

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

[revvann-deactivated20181218]

I was always afraid of Ohio