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evan lukas * 29 * he/him * bi+ace* * infp * virgo * a rare full-time and insured millennial: Borderlands + The Adventure Zone + The Magnus Archives Michael Shelley Stan ~ Pls talk to me I am very eager to make connections ~ header by @vigilio-opperior-audio

[ionizedyeast]

Hey I've migrated primarily to Twitter so hmu at ionizedyeast over there.

[ionizedyeast]

I've been dead silent on here for many reasons, primarily that Tumblr isnt good for my mental health during quarantine. But in case anyone needs proof from me that I'm mad as hell, check my twitter. Same handle. I'm ionizedyeast everywhere but Instagram.

If anyone in the Buffalo/Rochester area is attending protests and needs help, send me a message. I got your back.

I'm just going to summarize my feelings briefly.

As a society we've been fighting against systematic oppression for ages. And it's about damn time we fought back against police brutality. I am not black, but holy fuck I stand with my black family. I see you. I hear you. I support you. And I fight with you.

This needs to end, and to my black followers and friends, I am in your court. Please lead the way and I will follow.

However you may be supporting this cause right now, be safe, help one another and stand united in the face of racism and police violence.

[ionizedyeast]

Northumberland - Episode 0

[Episode 0 - Episodes will be released in the near future] Welcome to Hell in a Handbasket, an optimistic nihilist's advise and discussions on how to live your life when nothing else matters. Join Da

I DID IT! I DID IT! My Episode 0 of my podcast, Northumberland is up! I’ve got the first couple episodes written and I’ll be recording/editing them in the next couple weeks. I’m super excited to share this!!

[ionizedyeast]

Northumberland - Episode 0

[Episode 0 - Episodes will be released in the near future] Welcome to Hell in a Handbasket, an optimistic nihilist's advise and discussions on how to live your life when nothing else matters. Join Da

I DID IT! I DID IT! My Episode 0 of my podcast, Northumberland is up! I’ve got the first couple episodes written and I’ll be recording/editing them in the next couple weeks. I’m super excited to share this!!

[ionizedyeast]

Northumberland - Episode 0

[Episode 0 - Episodes will be released in the near future] Welcome to Hell in a Handbasket, an optimistic nihilist's advise and discussions on how to live your life when nothing else matters. Join Da

I DID IT! I DID IT! My Episode 0 of my podcast, Northumberland is up! I’ve got the first couple episodes written and I’ll be recording/editing them in the next couple weeks. I’m super excited to share this!!

[ionizedyeast]

Hi. I'm Evan. I have a ridiculous amount of OCs for the Magnus Archives. Which one will you fall victim to?

Hey i made a quiz to find out which of my TMA OCs will kill you. Tell me who you got.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Tati Moons

[horatiomarissa]

No offense but uhhhhhh

Gertrude Robinson

[zimtdraws]

huh, there are some strange new villagers in my town…

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[vinnie-cha]

It’s a lovely day in the village and you are a horrible goose

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[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

s1-2 tma is just

Jon: this is the fourth statement mentioning spookyman scaryname

Me, with a terrible attention span and an even worse memory:

[anarchopuppy]

In case anyone missed it, crude oil prices just fucking imploded. It’s now negative 33 bucks a barrel. They’ll literally pay you to take a barrel of crude and use it as a kitchen table

[nutsacktorturer]

spends trillions on oil wars

dies anyway

[arofili]

[ionizedyeast]

I'm putting my zero episode of my podcast up soon

[mydearestmonster]

Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

[dirtymonsterconfessions]

How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?

- Mod Naga

[silver-tongues-blog]

werewolf after waking up the next morning: I am going to kill you Human: is it because i threw werewolf: YES ITS BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT REALLY JUST HID IT BEHIND YOUR BACK

[vagueenthusiast]

I did it, motherfuckers

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