Now You Sea Me, Now You Don't

Incorrect Free! Quotes

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Rin *is crying*: *throws something and takes a deep breath* Ahh!!! *is still crying* No I'm still sad, it didn't work

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Rei and Nagisa walking around during Halloween

Rei: *sees something in the sewer ducts and goes to it*

Nagisa: *sees someone* Yo, what the f-

Rin: You want penis enlargement pills?

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Makoto: There is only one thing worst than a rapist *shows a paper that says "Child Rapist* Boom

Haru: A child

Makoto: No

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Gou/Kou being a lesbian panic

Kou: Guys make everything so complicated because they're so fake. They never just speak their mind. Girls-

Rin: *not paying attention but nods his head*

Kou: See look, you're nodding your head. Girls are like-Girls are like "This is how I feel. Take it or leave it." and guys are like *makes her voice deeper* "Bluh uhh, uhh." So fake, they are so fake

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Asahi: *talking to Kisumi* Look no other kid is smoother with adults than me.

Akane: *walks in* Asahi!

Asahi: *panics* What!?

Akane: Where are the candy receipts?

Asahi: W-We-

Akane: I can't find them!

Asahi: W-Woul-

Akane: You think I'm some kind of fool!?

Asahi: I-I c-

Akane: Don't you shout at me

Asahi: I would-

Akane: Asahi!

Asahi: Oh-

Akane: You have upset me in ways I can't even understand boy! *leaves*

Kisumi: *sarcastically* Smooth

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Ran and Ren: *innocently* Boo

Makoto: Ahh! What, you want me to have a stroke?

Ran: Sure!

Ren: Go ahead.

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Amakata: *tells a joke*

Class: *stays silent*

Amakata: Why don't you people ever laugh at my jokes?

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Haru: I just realised that Deja Blue Water sounds Deja Vu Water.