All of my favorite things

Dallas, TX Alt

[austimpowerz]

surely another trinket will cure me

[safetynot9uaranteed]

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[drops-of-universe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[ryebreadgf]

me legit

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[lodgeofthecat]

good mornin

[a55a55innation]

@a55a55innation

[georgedontdothat]

To-cat-ata in B by sympawnies

[kimije]

I wanted someone to play it as soon as I saw it and they delivered

[anxietyproblem]

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[pokemonpostsonly]

[blokefromausus]

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[foulmilk]

aren’t you going to sext me goodnight?

[n64retro]

Pokémon Crystal Game Freak Inc. / Nintendo Game Boy Color 2000, 2001