brainrot central

T (they/them) RPFing my heart out on here, none of this is serious, i know nothing i don‘t have links, if i mention lore i have probably fact checked it but i might very well be totally off. Just do ur own research!!! i found it on my own, so can you (tumblr chose the url and i'm kinda into it)

[ipleasantgiver]

they should be at the gay club pt. 6

[dawg4aday]

sheng peng asking how camp celebrini went this summer:

cags: it was fun i had so much fun!!!

samisa: we're not allowed to talk about it

will: mack and i trained a little :) what did we do in our free time? it's a secret :) but mack and i, we did it together and it was special :) it was like a hole had been filled :)

mack: it was huge, 100%

[nayroshockeyclub]

how it feels waking up and knowing there will be willmack training content again

[willglazing]

will saw misa tenderly match mack's insta pfp and said oh Absolutely Not we're going to vancouver Right The Fuck Now, changing his flight to earlier just to crush misa's 'bonding with the captain :3' dreams

little does he realize that it was an intentional trap to get him to van before mack tortured every hockey dude left in van to death <3

[sergeifyodorov]

checking off hockey player comes out but it's HOBEY BAKER!???

[sergeifyodorov]

okayyyy

[annieqattheperipheral]

you Know i had to go searching after that pic dropped

articles & podcast links (narrated by david duchovny):

Hobey Baker's name is on the NCAA ice hockey player of the year trophy. In a new podcast, ESPN claims he was gay, 106 years after his death.

EXCLUSIVE: David Duchovny is getting in the rink and staying in the podcasting business. The X-Files star is narrating a podcast for ESPN’s

[loganes]

everyone like 'will brought matty b because of jay p' and to that i'd say will & mack are going to ignore literally everybody else who's there the entire time. like wym. matty's gonna be entertaining jay

[phoebebrxdgers]

will declining brunette #46s facetime call so he can focus mack telling him about how everyone else caught one fish but he caught two TWO FISH smitty you should have been there. anyway dinner tonight with dada he has several questions for you first of all when are you asking for his blessing. second being how’s that shoulder. keeping up with pt? i told mack to massage it for you. “jayd” perron is of course also there. of course.

[pucksoflife]

i wanna add, aiden is back in vancouver today too (or just back in north van since he was with the canucks for a bit). i hope will finally gets his aiden follow this time. maybe when they're at the celebrini family cottage aiden corners him. "if u ever hurt him just know i will hurt you". and he's serious. mack's never been this happy and be damned it gets ruined. will is on thin ice without even doing anything lol. then later that night he gets the "aiden_celebrini has followed you" notif

[murphyatthemagpie]

Of course they made sure to be on the same team 🙂‍↕️

[two-seventyone]

dickie not putting a single glimpse of mack in his vancouver dump because on their last day mack made them do bag skates for every will smith hockey ushl stat they couldn’t recite from memory

[murphyatthemagpie]

SPINNING WEEEEEEEEE

[scarycountry]

matty b walks into the rink and mack pulls will to the side like “the owner of this place says no dogs unless they’re service dogs. and emotional support doesn’t count. sorry” and will’s like well they let you bring mis & dick so what’s up

[willglazing]

samisa shocked to run into aiden celebrini in the airport equally desperate to get away from vancouver

[cutebrini]

this is ridiculous

[dawg4aday]

After your will vs Robyn similarities post (that i keep thinking about btw thank you) I sooo need to see these two near each other i need Vancouver to happen just for this (k joking but also for this little thing)

if robyn can ever be nailed down in one spot this summer, i hope it is in vancouver next to one tanned and glowing will smith hockey, as they sip and stroll the vintage vendor booths at shipyards night market

[dawg4aday]

[willglazing]

gavin mck before witnessing the Will Effect™: omg mack ur so cool show me again how you did that deke oh man ur such a stud wish we were on the same team man this is so great

gavin mck after witnessing the Will Effect™: uh yeah man see u around i guess

[hokeypuck]

i’m very much enjoying this wm-anti! colleen and diehard wm tinhatter! rick renaissance, truly a hilarious dynamic

it's lucky the dynamic broke down this way because nothing makes will's dick harder than dating someone his mom disapproves of and nothing makes mack harder than dating someone with the certified Sheriff Rick seal of approval