brainrot central

T (they/them) RPFing my heart out on here, none of this is serious, i know nothing i don‘t have links, if i mention lore i have probably fact checked it but i might very well be totally off. Just do ur own research!!! i found it on my own, so can you (tumblr chose the url and i'm kinda into it)

[ipleasantgiver]

they should be at the gay club pt. 5

[wmhockey]

idk if it's something niche but my personal theory about them is that between them mack was the first one to fall for will "the hockey player" smith but will was the first one to fall for macklin "the person" celebrini

hope that im making sense

Does that make sense? Anon, we’re on the same wavelength. And isn’t that the irony of it all? You’d think Mack being the generational talent, saviour of hockey, Crosby reincarnated, etc. would be the first thing Will found most attractive about him. But it feels like Will went into development camp determined to be friendly, make it work with a fellow 1OA, future teammate, and major piece of the rebuild. And then he was almost befuddled by how much of a sweetheart Mack actually is when he’s not biting people’s ankles and crashing out on the ice. Mack has his bratty side, obviously, but I think that only endeared him to Will more. Mack calls out what he sees, vocalizes every hurt and injustice, and feels everything acutely, with his heart right there on his sleeve.

Will, who was raised to be proper and polite, to never externalize a single negative emotion, to live life in God’s grace and mercy, probably found Mack’s full-volume heart not just endearing, but liberating. Not only that, Will found someone who thinks his niche hobbies, quirky interests, and slightly dorky personality are the coolest things ever. For a natural people pleaser, having Mack’s undivided attention without even trying for it must have hit like crack.

Meanwhile, you’d think Will Smith Hockey of brunet harem fame, Prince Charming, Princess Diana and Helen of Troy wrapped into one body with a 100-watt toothy smile, would be what Mack noticed first. And maybe it was, if we count development camp as their first real encounter. But Mack had one-sided beef with Will for literal years because of how many times Will lit them up. The truth is that hockey-pilled Mack couldn’t love anyone he didn’t respect first, and he couldn’t respect anyone more than someone who played hockey the “right way.” The way he waxes poetic about Will’s cerebral, creative playstyle, his shiftiness, his smooth hands? Yeah. Mack fell hard and fast for Will Smith Hockey, with the hockey being key here.

And then they met at development camp, and it was so over. Because not only was his former nemesis (the guy who scored a dick trick on him and lives in Mack’s mind rent-free) perfectly complementary to him on the ice, his hockey soulmate, if you will; he was also the person Mack had been searching for as a best friend, maybe more, in the eyes of Lane Hutson and Jayden Perron and everyone who came before Will. His perfect match.

So yes, anon’s theory makes sense. Mack fell first for what Will could do. Will fell first for who Mack was.

[ipleasantgiver]

I would like to volunteer and make up a story!!! WSH2 is going to Vancouver next week. Not only for Macklins birthday but also to give him the Ted Lindsay award!! Duhhhhh

and he of course delivers that trophy in the form of will vote dressed in golden spandex

[ipleasantgiver]

Gabe’s friends with Mack too. He could be going to training week/birthday or just visiting Ryan who doesn’t live in Boston or anywhere near where Will lives. And he’s Will. He might show up to Vancouver with his mom, Gabe, Zeev, his 100 female cousins, a neighbour or two. Jacob is in Boston for the summer because he’s finishing his degree. That’s why he goes back there in the summers. I remember reading that somewhere. He’s not there for Will specifically.

will, colleen, grace, zeev, the 100 female cousins and of course will vote chartering a plane to go visit mack for his birthday vancouver 🙂‍↕️

you see the vision my friend

[ipleasantgiver]

https://www.tumblr.com/ipleasantgiver/818602300726738944/gabe-followed-lenos-girlfriends-friend-on-ig

Anon, I respect your opinion, but all this over an Instagram follow from Gabe? We don’t know where Macklin is right now, and we don’t know when they were planning to visit each other. The off season is far from over.

literally, like the dooming has got to chill out

and like my god what does have following leno’s girlfriend have to do with what mack and will are doing during the offseason

we always knew they weren’t gonna spend the entire offseason together

will have us much more than we ever expected from him during locker clean out

and perhaps those plans changed and perhaps they didn’t

but no matter what is actually happening we can make shit up and have fun with it without dooming about the harem being in the way

[ipleasantgiver]

Gabe will post his boyfriends if they’re all together. Bed pics. Leo’s feet pics. Reunion pics. Golf photos. Solos with Will Vote, the most important person there. Topless photos in Colleen Smith Hockey Mom’s pool. It might be 3 months from now but he’ll let us know. I don’t think Macklin will go to Boston for his birthday. He also hasn’t seen his siblings in months so he’s probably in Vancouver with them. I think Will might go to Vancouver but closer to the end of the summer season for training. I don’t think he’s the type to go to someone else’s family home he doesn’t know well. He’s kinda got that inner circle thing going on and those seem to be the only ones he does that type of thing with.

the beauty about not knowing is that we can make shit up and weave all kinds of different narratives for funsies

[qqchurch]

[ipleasantgiver]

Gabe followed Leno’s girlfriend’s friend on IG today. Jacob Fowler is training with Will. They’re all in Boston it seems. I don’t see Will leaving for Vancouver if the boyfriends are there :(

and what if mack flew back to boston? and is currently stretched out in will‘s childhood bedroom or the shared matty beniers apartment recovering from him jet lag and post loss exhaustion while will sits next to him on the bed/sofa reading their next book club pick to mack aloud between his training sessions that he won’t let mack attend cause that boy needs some rest

in the end we won’t know what they actually end up doing unless people spot them somewhere and post pictures and that’s okay, we can make up whatever scenarios we want

[canesbian]

oh they’re just actively identifying as jarvy’s WAGs now

[canesbian]

y'all we finally got a pride post /s

[tawnyow-l]

Canadian WAG tuxedo Squad

[ipleasantgiver]

seth‘s polycule 🙂‍↕️

[ipleasantgiver]

mack on the pride tape feed surrounded by *checks notes* harrison browne, luke prokop and the lesbian lead singer of the beeches 🚬

sure

[phoebebrxdgers]

wives and guy friends? that’s an option?

[mclennonyaoi]

think rpf has gotten too popular lately and we are way overdue for a public opinion pendant swing. like rpf tweets should not be getting 22k likes on twitter .just shouldnt be happening

[ipleasantgiver]

that anon is making me laugh. "when we know that's not true" sorry, have YOU seen it personally? 😭

deadass, like what?? we don't know shit and whoever wants to can make u whatever they want

and on top of that like... what about my blog makes you think this is the kind of discourse i engage in??? there's so many blogs that love to discuss nsfw topics, i have never been one of them

[ipleasantgiver]

I don't really care about who bottoms in fics but WHY are fans starting to lie that Mack has a small dick just because he has a big ass and treating it as canon when we know that's not true 🤨 very sus behavior

i don't really engage in smut discourse, however i just wanna say this plainly

it is not my place or anybody else's to police how people interpret their RPF, we don't know anything as "true" especially not what their genitals might look like and everybody can make up whatever headcanons they choose when writing, it's up to the consumer to choose whether they want to engage with it or not

we are in the business of making shit up within a loose framework provided by the bits and bobs we choose to use from reality, nothing anybody creates is under the perrogative to be "canon compliant" because such a thing doesn't exist in RPF and even in pure fiction where there is an established canon, nobody has to adhere to canon in their fanworks

[ipleasantgiver]

if Zeev holds an Israeli passport, he would have to serve. He’s either refusing (they can do anything if he never enters the country) or got an exemption or delay because you can serve until you’re 40. A lot of younger Jewish people aren’t down with the genocide. There are Israelis/jews against this (Drake finally said something) but it’s incredibly difficult for pro athletes to speak on these issues because they get murdered for it. Calling him a Zionist is pretty unfair because it’s not proven.

i haven’t called him a zionist, i’ve just said it’s fairly unlikely that he’s an anti-zionist

the only thing we do know is that until fairly recently (idk when he last time she posted about it is, but she has posted a lot) zeev’s mother is/was a strong zionist

even if zeev was educated enough to form his own opinions which is another thing a lot of professional athletes lack (especially hockey players) i don’t see him ever speaking on it

but also i’m sick of dissecting whether zeev is or isn’t a zionist, we’ve touched on this more than enough already, i’m not here to morally police every hockey, i’m here to read and spin gay ass fucking weaves about my blorbos and to use their surroundings as inspiration

[ipleasantgiver]

there’s a decent chance the temperature during mack’s football camp will be in the high 20s (celsius) what are the chances he gives one or several participants heat stroke with his way too intense warmups cause there’s no way that boy knows how not to be insanely intense about anything and the mere mortals that probably booked this are NOT gonna be able to keep up, especially if it’s that hot