brainrot central

T (they/them) RPFing my heart out on here, none of this is serious, i know nothing i don‘t have links, if i mention lore i have probably fact checked it but i might very well be totally off. Just do ur own research!!! i found it on my own, so can you (tumblr chose the url and i'm kinda into it)

[ipleasantgiver]

they should be at the gay club pt. 6

[ipleasantgiver]

this morning they just instinctually got into their usual sides sat there awkwardly for a moment before mack handed will the keys wordlessly

[ipleasantgiver]

it has been brought to me attention that those new fancy cars don‘t have ignitions anymore and they probably didn’t even realise it until they were already on the road

[hydemilk]

WillMack talking and planning about their grand moving in and getting a dog, Rick overheard and deemed it’d be a good idea to have them babysit RJ to teach them about responsibility

[ipleasantgiver]

this morning they just instinctually got into their usual sides sat there awkwardly for a moment before mack handed will the keys wordlessly

[twoforsticking]

mack, passenger princess-ing in his own car in his own city: isn’t it so nice smitty? thank god you’re here, i was so tired of driving myself everywhere and i knew you would love to drive my new car and i’m so excited to make you drive around san jose and—

will, trying and failing to lock in so he doesn’t scratch mack’s fancy new mercedes: uh-huh, yup, anything for you, celly, i’ll drive you anywhere you want

rj in the backseat, fearing for his life: the turn was 3 blocks ago.

[wmhockey]

Somewhere in North Van, Connor Bedard is lying in a hammock, sling snuggly cradling his arm, secretly thrilled Will’s finally (FINALLY) in town so he doesn’t have to deal with Mack staring longingly at his phone between practices, asking Connor to pick him up for practice and also drive the golf cart, or bitching at him for missing passes Smitty would’ve caught right on the tape.

All he can do is laugh when a freaked out Gavin McK calls him mid-horrors because Mack was eerily happy until Will missed a pass that Connor totally would’ve put in the net (take that, Macklin!), but instead of getting pissy when Mack threw a tantrum about it, Will made heart eyes at him? Grabbed Mack’s ass as they skated away? And now they’re doing something off in the corner that doesn’t look very bro-like at all when there are children present. A Celebrini child that Gavin’s now worried will end up on the Leafs in a few years and make him look like shit in comparison, but still.

Is this a Sharks thing, he asks, because Sam and Misa were weird about each other too. Cags seems okay though? Gavin is seriously considering skipping the rest of camp and going home just in case another Shark shows up and they get all weird too.

Connor just laughs harder.

LMFAO. The summer Connor Bedard busted his other shoulder but finally got a much needed break from Homotron 3000 yearning over his long-distance, high commitment, aggressively codependent, definitely not casual situationship.

Welcome to the NHL, Gavin McKenna. Nothing to smile about after getting drafted by the Toronto Maple Leafs, but at least Macklin Celebrini isn’t his captain and there’s no Will Smith around to terrorize the entire roster with his irresistible allure.

Gavin wisely avoids direct eye contact with Thing 1 and Thing 2 and tries chatting up wonderboychild RJ Celebrini instead, only to realize, with growing horror, that RJ’s line of sight and his brother’s are exactly the same: locked directly onto one blond’s back.

[smittysgmail]

the concept of will flying out, leaving his friends and family in boston to come and train with mack.. and within two days he’s being made to drive around vancouver in mack’s car. fuck, bratlin i admire you so much

[somethingsomething25]

Bardown just used I’ll believe in anything for the clip of Willmack and RJ training together…

Now, what do you know Jesse???

[ipleasantgiver]

@alltimecharlo those RJ training with willmack videos have me all in my feels about the cast no shadow verse

[macktoastie]

ryan reaves on macklin celebrini and will smith:

• macklin off ice character: “he’s such a good kid, he’s so humble, he loves to have a good time [..] he loves to joke around, him and will smith are just two id*ots together but theyre so funny and it’s good to see someone that good at hockey be able to have that much fun especially at this age”

• macklin and will smith spending new years with reaves family: “mack and smitty, we had them over for new years and i don’t think kane (ryan’s son) left mack’s side and i don’t think nuggy left wills side, they did not leave them alone it was adorable but it was hilarious buddy like you got leave them alone a little bit.”

via: 1st up podcast

[dawg4aday]

sheng peng asking how camp celebrini went this summer:

cags: it was fun i had so much fun!!!

samisa: we're not allowed to talk about it

will: mack and i trained a little :) what did we do in our free time? it's a secret :) but mack and i, we did it together and it was special :) it was like a hole had been filled :)

mack: it was huge, 100%

[nayroshockeyclub]

how it feels waking up and knowing there will be willmack training content again

[willglazing]

will saw misa tenderly match mack's insta pfp and said oh Absolutely Not we're going to vancouver Right The Fuck Now, changing his flight to earlier just to crush misa's 'bonding with the captain :3' dreams

little does he realize that it was an intentional trap to get him to van before mack tortured every hockey dude left in van to death <3

[sergeifyodorov]

checking off hockey player comes out but it's HOBEY BAKER!???

[sergeifyodorov]

okayyyy

[annieqattheperipheral]

you Know i had to go searching after that pic dropped

articles & podcast links (narrated by david duchovny):

Hobey Baker's name is on the NCAA ice hockey player of the year trophy. In a new podcast, ESPN claims he was gay, 106 years after his death.

EXCLUSIVE: David Duchovny is getting in the rink and staying in the podcasting business. The X-Files star is narrating a podcast for ESPN’s

[loganes]

everyone like 'will brought matty b because of jay p' and to that i'd say will & mack are going to ignore literally everybody else who's there the entire time. like wym. matty's gonna be entertaining jay

[phoebebrxdgers]

will declining brunette #46s facetime call so he can focus mack telling him about how everyone else caught one fish but he caught two TWO FISH smitty you should have been there. anyway dinner tonight with dada he has several questions for you first of all when are you asking for his blessing. second being how’s that shoulder. keeping up with pt? i told mack to massage it for you. “jayd” perron is of course also there. of course.

[pucksoflife]

i wanna add, aiden is back in vancouver today too (or just back in north van since he was with the canucks for a bit). i hope will finally gets his aiden follow this time. maybe when they're at the celebrini family cottage aiden corners him. "if u ever hurt him just know i will hurt you". and he's serious. mack's never been this happy and be damned it gets ruined. will is on thin ice without even doing anything lol. then later that night he gets the "aiden_celebrini has followed you" notif