[ipotane]

oh btw i moved to @canopenersnotebook

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

the guy living downstairs is loudly rapping again. the sound is muffled so im not 100% sure, but i think i just heard "sittin on the can this shit is perilous, pee be smellin like i ate asparagus"

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

hes back at it again (at 1:30am). Hes just singing "chicken nuggets" over and over again but really fast. I dont know if he's cooking chicken nuggets (at 1:30am) or just thinking about chicken nuggets (at 1:30am)

[breadcamesliced]

[charlottan]

Wahoo!

[zagreus]

unrestrained summer fun

[ipotane]

my dash is literally just misha collins coming out and then rescinding it and elon musk buying twitter. hi?

[schwarzfee]

[toskarin]

the money laundering post is already funny, but the notes section where tumblr users are learning about money laundering makes it even better

[only-tiktoks]

[dzee-szed]

imagine if someone plucked you out of your kitchen table in the middle of having dinner and just held you out and described your fucking life

[creepish]

despite all my rage i am still just a girl in a room

[karda]

flowers in my chest

[pack-yr-romantic-mind]

in a society which demands you form opinions on stupid bullshit and participate in increasingly degrading discourse, simply stating "whatever this shits boring who cares" is a revolutionary act

[ipotane]

“op” isnt a bad term per se but it is a warning sign that ur post has left ur circle of mutuals. which is never good. like a canary in the coal mines

[c3po]

op ….. op ……. op………

oppa gangnam style

[dndspellgifs]

Immolation

5th level evocation

Sorcerer, Wizard

[ipotane]

what the fuck happened to this post while i wasnt there

[suredisaster-deactivated2024022]

Another awesome thing about 8tracks is how it got hacked 6 months ago and a bunch of pages got defaced including the Official Account and nobody ever actually bothered to fix it

[rintezukas]

gamecube was the best designed controller of all time exclusively for the button cluster that gave you easy thumb roll access to all buttons but also gave you the a button as a thumb rest (because it’s the one you press the most) and took into account the frequency with which each button gets pressed in its design rather than doing the stupid diamond design that gives no button priority and rests your thumb in the shitty blank space between buttons

[rintezukas]

The Diamond Button Layout Is The Bleeding Stump Where Form Cut Function’s Head Off

[catscatscatss]

[ipotane]

i think the only good part about, like, the corporatization of the internet leading to so many websites being abandoned and/or being deleted is the knowledge that in 5-10 years all the embarrassing shit i said online will probably be lost to time bc of the website being deleted. otherwise it sucks but thats a comfort

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i say ‘anyway’ and ‘so like’ to start sentences the entire day as if i were havin the same conversation even though i am speaking to totally different people and the truth is i am having one conversation it is just a constant dialogue with me and the universe and whatever victims it offers me

[yorickish-deactivated20220112]

there’s nothing worse than getting an email

[official-kircheis]

getting two emails

[yorickish-deactivated20220112]

there’s one thing worse than getting an email

[nightpool]

i’ve got bad news about the cardinality of natural numbers

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

There’s a countably infinite number of things worse than getting an email