outta my way gayboy

incessant yapper ✦ alicent hightower’s lawyer ✦ florence + the machine enthusiast ✦ noelle holiday in real life

[coveredinsun]

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✦ opal, 21, she/her, lesbian ⚢

hiiiii i'm opal! when i'm not chronically online (rare) i'm in school studying history :) i loveeeee all things old, like antiques/trinkets, vintage jewelry, historical fashion, and period pieces!!

when i AM online, i'm posting about tolkien, asoiaf, undertale/deltarune, or one of a bajillion other things. this is my one (1) blog for all of them, so they’ll all be tagged for organization purposes! #coveredinsunposting is for my original posts in all fandoms! :P

every post of mine is okay to rb unless specifically stated otherwise in the tags. also, i exclusively use tumblr mobile, so i will blame that if anything is wack

my dms and asks are open if you have a problem with something on my account. be an adult about it

lastly, here’s my ao3 where you may engage in the horrors (my writing). leave me a comment and i’ll pay you a million dollars maybe

[iamoutofideas]

a tiny dog named wee wee silly has fallen down a mineshaft and died

[gingik]

[redstonedust]

i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

[coveredinsun]

does anyone tolerate my idea of phia saban’s helaena targaryen as celebrían lady of rivendell (daughter of galadriel & celeborn) or am i just really really really helaenapilled

[nitewrighter]

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

[nitewrighter]

I actually want to thank the diabetics coming on this post like "actually it genuinely is a great treatment for diabetes and it hasn't affected my mood or my enjoyment of food. The real issue is it's getting abused as a weight loss drug which also makes it scarce and more expensive for those who can genuinely benefit from it." Kind of reminds me of the time my brother got permission from our family psychiatrist to try my ADHD medication and his reaction to it was "what the fuck are you on. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING. YOU'RE ON THIS EVERY DAY!?!"

Body chemistry! It makes a big difference in how your body processes a drug! What can be genuinely helpful for some folks is The Curse of the Black Pearl for others!

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[m-beca]

[ceruleanheaven]

im sure if i move far away from home to somewhere no one knows me my whole personality will suddenly change and everyone will love me and everything will be better im sure im sure im sure

[catamaurrr-star]

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

[worst-roommates-ever]

[5hrignold]

this iskilling me he heard noelle being even slightly disrespected and hauled absolute ass THE WAY HE SHAKES WHEN HE STOPS HELPPP

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[ineedatumblrforthisshit]

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[this-is-trans-joy]

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

[this-is-trans-joy]

“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*

It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool