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Alex Turner undoes a button on his shirt.

me listening to my music library: i truly have the best, most eclectic, most exciting and enjoyable music collection ever compiled

me when someone asks if i want to plug my phone in the car: All My Music Is Irredeemably Bad

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mercedesbenzodiazepine

I’m Jill and Debbie

flosstbh

im the one like on debbies comment

Me: (a harmless gay that is into pasta)

raptorific

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

stevebruschetta

wreck

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The fandom who are still crying over it

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Ow ow ow I just have something like the Whomping Willow in my eyes

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priestmahad:

I think the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like “yeah take it all choke on it” and i was already at the base of his dick and it wasn’t anywhere near the back of my throat and I like snorted from laughing, I guess he took at as me “choking” and he came and was like “fuuuck that’s so sexy” and I just came up like

vacants

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say-no-to-superwholock

“we know how to kill you and make it look like a suicide!!!”

“we can summon demons from hell!!!!”

“we can throw you into a black hole for all eternity!!!!”

“you messed with the wrong fandom!!!!”

milespierre

pinkmelanin

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meleinfeld

College students can now get microsoft office for free

Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.