Sade Olutola
occasionally subtle
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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KIROKAZE
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Discoholic 🪩
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
ellievsbear
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Kaledo Art
RMH
Product Placement
will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@irafuse
dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.
this just in. our whole ass pope has politely announced the crusade against slop
Please go learn how time works.
same bro
Windows 98 Underwater Screensaver, 1998
how miis stand when you make them say hi to eachother for no fucking reason
I like when an artist draws a monkey and they do it so angrily that you can see their past experiences with monkeys getting into their rubbish and screaming at them in the margins
monkey drawn by artist who has seen monkeys at the zoo: little smiling monky :)
monkey drawn by artist who lives in singapore and has met them:
father & son picnic
ok last ones. it's the cool kids
WHAT
Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes
Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”
Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*
Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”
Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*
Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”
Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*
Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”
me: “I love and forgive him.”
Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”
Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*
I still love this lol
It’s ruining my notes dude :’D
fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦♀️
The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!
It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)
Lil cutiefly illustration
Hope you see me as less of a tumblr blog and more of an annoying stray cat you accidentally fed once
not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week
probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this
literally
to escalate this, react with multiple versions of the same emote because nine different servers all have it available:
