Ira the winged menace

an indie rp blog for my oc Ira in the league of legends universe mun is over 18+

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

[nesting-dreams]

I looked at all the writing before I looked at the memes and I ended up reading these like the cat 😂. See which ones you end up reading as first in your head.

[issyscribbles]

Another participant to my ko-fi promotions, featuring a DND campaign character! I hope you enjoy it!

[hyperionangel]

if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money

[hyperionangel]

pros of this plan:

the genie won’t be conjuring up large sums of money for me, thus inflating the economy by flooding it and lowering the value of the dollar

i could make it part of the deal that the money is transferred to me legally, so it doesn’t just look like i suspiciously came into a lot of money

i looked up the amount it’s $135 billion like yeah that would look suspicious if i just took that money from jeff bezos

contrary to popular opinion i would leave jeff bezos with enough money to support himself and his family, perhaps even thrive, such as $100 000 a year. that way capitalists won’t make him into a martyr and he has nothing to complain about

i distribute a lot of the wealth instinctively to charities that make a difference globally, because Fuck national borders

i leave $100 tips at every restaurant i go to

i will not spend the money on ridiculous things like extra houses or yachts or sports cars because i am a reasonable human being who understands that literally none of that matters

i’ll use my second genie wish to make sure amazon hires a new ceo that is charitable and generous and also believes in human rights

and then i’ll use my third wish to free the genie. i’ve seen aladdin duh

cons of this plan:

i do not know any genies

[hydro-homies]

Be more like Brandon.

[issyscribbles]

Lythrana but with short hair because she can look handsome too.

[issyscribbles]

So late but I wanted to try too. Except I can’t settle on which champion to mash with which, so I drew up some sketches. What do you think? Which one looks the best that I should refine more?

Or maybe you’ve got some suggestions? :>

[issyscribbles]

Infinity Pentakill Kayle

An exercise myself and a few friends did where we try to take characters and simplify them into toy form, kind of like how Disney has their Infinity toy line.

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[irathewingedmenace]

@bandgeek1101 @azoolaboola

[wingsvan-deactivated20190517]

everyone needs to see this

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Paladin™: when you’re kinda feeling cleric but also want to Stab

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Sorcerer™: when you wanna be a caster but you don’t wanna be a nerd

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Bard™: when you’ve never made a decision in your life and you don’t intend to start now

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Warlock™: when you’re not quite ready to admit you’re into cryptids like that

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Druid™: when honestly you’d rather be on the floor petting the DM’s cat but they made you play and this is the next best thing you guess

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Fighter™: when all the weird puzzle shit bores the snot out of you and you’d rather stack dice til the fighting part gets here

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Rogue™: when you’ve never solved a problem in your life, and in fact have caused many, and you’re just fine with that honestly

[babyanimalgifs]

Cute Maine Coon kittens that are actually giant waiting to grow up

(@mycat_cattery, @beastmodethecat)

[irathewingedmenace]

@bandgeek1101

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

[irathewingedmenace]

@azoolaboola

[quietsnooze]

My D&D dice bag design, a sleeping dragon on its hoard of golden treasure, is up for voting on fanforge! Please help it get produced by giving it 5 stars and a comment! Click here!

They’ve asked me to make a prototype of it, and while I warned them I haven’t made anything functional like a bag before, they want to see what I come up with anyway. I’m pretty nervous about it, but hopefully it can become official D&D merch!

[quietsnooze]

Coming very soon! Preorder expected in November! Sign up for their newsletter to get alerted first!

[quietsnooze]

Guess what’s here and available for preorder!

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

What the fuck this is so cute

I have too many dice bags but I still ordered this one immediately, like, it was out of my hands

[radycat]

here is my enchanted armor pharah skin thanks 

[irathewingedmenace]

@bears-in-pyjamas

[radycat]

catradora doodles :3c

[irathewingedmenace]

@bears-in-pyjamas

[buzzfeed]

This Dog Has Successfully Begged For Pizza So Many Times That He Now Has To Wear A “Don’t Feed Me” Tag

[irathewingedmenace]

@bears-in-pyjamas

[g75bxcjh]

[imathers]

#banned banned all of you are banned#none of you are without sin

[irathewingedmenace]

@bears-in-pyjamas