reality finds us in the weirdest of places

//i'm okay when i smile hazirah! nineteen. everything from cute korean boys (and girls) to blue birthday cake. it's always sunny where i'm from!

[nakamotens]

is this what nct dream thinks adults do

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

[hugisak]

#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)

[tattooedsiren]

#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)

[saywhatjessie]

Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.

Like, Jo, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON

[timemachineyeah]

I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called “Ginny’s husband” before “the boy who lived” or “the chosen one.” Imagine how fucking pleased he’d be.

Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harry’s thinking “Oh no” because he doesn’t want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like “ARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHAT’S SHE LIKE?” and he’s like “oh thank god” because he could talk about Ginny all day. 

[optimysticals]

Yes. Good.

[jonginssoo]

best of EXO in 2016

[the07thsense]

↖️ this user will support the shit out of nct 127 with the cherry bomb comeback because they've worked too hard not to win and they deserve it more than anything in the world.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I don’t understand why High School Musical 4 is going to get an entire new cast when all they had to do was set it at Chad and Ryan’s wedding

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Sharpay - mellowed out some with age, still struggling to make it big, chronically single - insists she’s happy for Ryan but quickly devolves into her obligatory show-stopper about how she’s sick of waiting to meet someone who’s right for her. (Mostly the song entails Sharpay singing her ridiculously long laundry list of requirements while trying on bedazzled wedding dresses.)

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

There’s a running gag that Troy is supersupersuper late for the wedding. We may or may not ever actually see him, since Zac Efron didn’t even come to the damn ten year reunion and is apparently a huge party pooper. What we do see is Gabriella on the phone with him every fifteen minutes or so, urging him to hurry up. Eventually she decides that he’s obviously stuck in traffic because he doesn’t care about their friends enough and wonders if she should break up with him. Cue the obligatory once-a-movie Gabriella Is Sad song.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Taylor and Chad are SUPER amicable exes and she’s organizing the entire wedding with an iron fist. Chad and Ryan didn’t have to do anything. Kelsey is on piano. Zeke is baking their cake, obvs.

Troy is SUPPOSED TO BE Chad’s best man, but again, he’s supersupersuper late. At one point while Gabriella’s on the phone with him, Chad runs up behind her and yells “DUDE. GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME” into the phone.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Sharpay elbows someone in the face to catch the bouquet when it gets thrown. Like, violently. It’s played for laughs, of course, but we all know that Kelsey/Jason/whoever should probably be in the hospital.

Assuming they can lock down Zefron, the movie will inevitably end up being about them. Troy proposed during the damn reception. Gabriella cries. Taylor and Kelsey are screaming. Sharpay is immediately trying to become Gabriella’s best friend and call dibs on being her maid of honor. Ryan looks affronted at this hijacking but nobody notices. 

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

tHE FUCKING WEDDING COLORS ARE WHITE AND RED JUST SO CHAD CAN SCREAM “WILDCATS” AS SOON AS HE’S DONE BEING PRONOUNCED RYAN’S LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND 

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Sharpay and Zeke reconnect after that moment at the of HSM1 where they were a thing for like 10 seconds. Sharpay Learns a Valuable Lesson about how maybe you don’t need a guy who’s perfectly perfect in every way when you’ve got once who’s a total sweetheart and can bake like a mofo.

Ryan brings some girl he knows from Broadway who’s like his best dancer or something. She spends the entire wedding flirting with Kelsey and making her all flustered. Everyone is trying to get them together.

It ends with an elaborate musical number at the reception. Possibly there’s a self-aware joke about how Ryan emailed everyone the choreography for it months ago, so they all better know it by now. It probably turns into a reprise of We’re All In This Together and then I cry into my popcorn for 6 hours

~the end~

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES ARE Y'ALL SERIOUS

[whalewooo]

SEVENTEEN - Music Video Location Adore U → Don’t Wanna Cry

[witchspell-deactivated20180525]

always remember

[shineestills]

[cheolshu]

to the most humble, hardworking, talented, funniest, and most handsome 13 boys that we all love, happy 2nd anniversary, Seventeen. Stay healthy and let’s stay together forever. #2YearsWithSEVENTEEN

[nacseo-scrawl]

can i yell about graphic designer!mingyu for a second? like i’m so glad their management uses and encourages his creativity as another way to promote the group, and just that he’s able to express himself and grow as a visually creative artist beyond just being himself a visual.  like those stickers they handed out pre-debut in 17 Project to promote themseves? he did that.  17′s iconic logo (which is vastly superior in style and iconographic impact to their old one)? HE DID THAT!  NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT!  bongbong? he HAND-CRAFTED bongbong!! that’s his agender child, y’all!  (and a brilliant and adorable marketing tool for social media to show what they’re doing and where they are without revealing new comeback styles, too.)  i would bet that the wonwoo doll and its outfit and glasses for the aju nice promotions were his idea too.  he designed the cover for the new album!!! HE DESIGNED THE ALBUM COVER!! (imo it’s the best cover yet too, simple yet visually interesting - a single hand ((probably his)) spilling the 13 rings onto a surface - extremely symbolic and executed with great artistry and sense of negative space). 

like for all the rightful hype 17 get for being a self-producing, self-choreographing group, a lot of people don’t realize that a ton of their visual creativity and direction comes from within, too, through mingyu.  along with all the many hats he wears (hair stylist - which is also a form of design, actor, singer, rapper, model, chef, hard-carry, etc, etc), i feel like his sense of design and visual creativity is the part of his career that will last the longest and be the most important.  like i 1000% believe not only that he and minghao will start their own clothing line/fashion house, but that he’ll be the main designer and it will be a huge success.  god, i admire him for SO MUCH besides his perfect face.

[mysterylover]

Replay (DEBUT STAGE) x Tell me what to do (LATEST STAGE) #9YEARSWITHSHINEE

[southeastsappho]

Idk if Yall realize this but suju gave us subunits, different GENRE subunits, sing in THREE LANGUAGES, gave us our first Chinese idol, gave us the first South American Kpop concerts, consistently managed to make the most money of any group for years even during a two year gap, gave us one of the first viral Kpop videos, sorry sorry, so like MISS ME WITH THE LIES

[southeastsappho]

suju is the reason Yall have variety idols, they pretty much the reason ur faves can be mcs and actors and all that but u right Big Bang changed Kpop bc they introduced us to clip on braids RIGHT

[tenkaichibudokai]

[steviepsyclone]

The moment people were like “oh shit water benders”

[el-aurian-deactivated20200313]

I really loved this episode though, it was an established theme in the show that firebenders are associated with death and waterbenders are associated with life and healing, and up to this point it all seemed so clear-cut, because fire obviously destroys everything in its path while water can put out fires and heals, as we’ve seen particularly in Katara’s case with her natural healing ability.  

Then we meet Hama, who due to years of torture and hatred has found a way to turn the classic gentler waterbending ways into a weapon of destruction and manipulation, and honestly I can’t think of a better way to introduce people to the fact that things are never as clear cut as they seem.  We’ve thought of waterbenders as the good guys up until this point, so it’s jarring to find out that no, despite stereotypes and traditions, there are always going to be good and bad people in every culture/group, but that’s the point of the entire show.

It’s revisited later too when Aang and Zuko find the Sun Warriors who teach them firebending is not just about death and destruction, but also about bringing warmth to the earth and making plants grow and both Aang and Zuko needed to hear that they weren’t just instruments of destruction and gain confidence from the idea of using firebending to create life and I love it I love this show so much.

[whenfatecollides]

hotsootuff: 😻#miao

[newfavething]

one peculiar suffering of unreturned love is that if you love someone who loves you back, you can say ‘i love you’ again and again and every profession is a gift to them, and brings delight. but if you love someone who doesn’t feel the same way, you can confess it only once. after that, to repeat it would be cruel; it would bring the loved person awkwardness and guilt

[newfavething]

the corollary of this is that because you can’t say, ‘i love you’, you say other things that mean it: ‘i’m so looking forward to seeing you’; ‘i’m really glad you’re well’; 'it was lovely having you round yesterday’. and because they’re your friend, they say the same things, but they don’t mean the same

[nakamotens]

we like him too kiddo

[johnil-deactivated20210120]

161202 | i am so proud of all of you ♥