The best part of waking up is getting to read this incest oral history.
Read it. It’s very very funny. I couldn’t stop laughing.
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@ireadandwritethings
The best part of waking up is getting to read this incest oral history.
Read it. It’s very very funny. I couldn’t stop laughing.
"הוא לא ירה בעובר אורח" אומרת התולעת; מכל בחינה מעשית, הוא ירה בעובר אורח. הוא ירה במישהו שוכב מדמם על הרצפה, מכל מבחינה מעשית הוא עובר אורח
"להיות חייל בכפייה זה לא נותן רישיון לחרוג מפקודות ולהפר את החוק" - *לא* זנדברג, *לא*!! שמאלנית רעה!! הוא רוצח, מה קשור חריגה מפקודות, מה???
It’s been really nice to meet you, by Nick Helm
It’s been really nice to meet you
And getting to know you these last few days.
And if you’d like to keep in contact
Then I think that would be just great.
And maybe you can write to me and then
We can be like pen-pals
But I suppose people don’t really write letters anymore
Cause it’s normally all emails; which is a shame.
I understand that you live there and I live all the way over here
But you’re more than welcome to drop by anytime if you’re ever near.
If you need a place to crash you could have my sofa bed
But my real bed is pretty big really so you could share with me instead.
And if you wanted to stay more than one night
Like two or three or four
You wouldn’t even need to ask
You could even stay for more.
If after a while you want to move your things in bit by bit
Then I’ll empty half a shelf for you where your toothbrush could sit.
And if after a while you wanted to move yourself in all at once
Then I think that would be OK, too, and I would jump at the chance.
If after thinking about it you’d want to go halfsies on a pet
Then it would have to be a dog cause I’m allergic to cats.
If after a few weeks you would think about getting married
And picking out spots for honeymoon and over the threshold to be carried
And a few weeks after that we could think about family options
But if one of us were barren, we could look into adoption.
Cause there’s a lot of children out there that don’t have a mom or dad
But I reckon we’d make good ones or at least ones not so bad.
And we could get jobs and promotions doing things we really like
And buy our kid the stuff you buy like dolls and skates and bikes
And I’ll teach him or her to ride it like my daddy did for me
And you could put the bandage on when they fall and graze their knee.
And we’ll send them off to university and comfort each other when they’re gone
I’ll hold you in my arms and tell you term time’s not that long.
And I’ll make you know your sacrifice was never left unnoticed
And the kid we had and raised together was worth not getting promoted.
And maybe you’ll get irritated by my constant snoring
But then again maybe I would find your stories boring
But me and you side by side walking hand in hand
Would know even little arguments are all part of the plan.
When we’re old and fat and grey with twinkling in our eyes
I’ll love you and forgive you for looking at those other guys.
I’ll bet spending my life with you would make us want to live forever
And maybe we’ll be lucky and our lives would end together.
For knowing you these last few days has turned my life around
I thank my maker every day for this person that I found.
Best advice
“I don’t have time for witty one liners,” said our wizard before grasping a hobgoblins face and casting burning hand, killing it instantly. “And neither do you.”
To the left, to the left, everything you own in the box to the left
משמאל, משמאל, כל רכושך בקופסה משמאל
כל מה שבארון זה שלי, אני קניתי את זה, אל תיגע!
המכונית שלי גם! אני אזמין לך מונית
מי קופץ הכי גבוה
יום אחד, הפרעוש, הצרצר והחרגול רצו לראות מי יכול לקפוץ הכי גבוה.
הם הזמינו את כולם לראות מי מהם קופץ הכי גבוה.
"כפרס, מי שיקפוץ הכי גבוה, יוכל להתחתן עם הבת שלי" אמר המלך "שכן חבל שיקפצו סתם".
הפרעוש עמד ראשון וזקוף, הוא היה מנומס מאוד וקד קידה לכל עבר, שכן היה רגיל לחברת בני אדם. אז בא הצרצר, שהיה כבד יותר, ולבש מדים ירוקים, שכן משפחתו באה ממצרים. הוא קד והצדיע למוזמנים.
גם הפרעוש וגם הצרצר אמרו את שמם בקול רם, שכן ראו עצמם ראויים להתחתן עם הנסיכה.
החרגול לא אמר שום דבר. "אני מקווה שהוא לא חולה", אמר הכלב של המלך.
התחרות החלה: הפרעוש קפץ כל כך גבוה, שהוא נעלם מעין, והמלך הניח שהוא לא קפץ בכלל. הצרצר קפץ לחצי הגובה, אבל הוא קפץ הישר לתוך הפרצוף של המלך, והמלך הכריז שזו חוצפה גדולה ופסל אותו. אז נשאר רק החרגול, וכולם הסתכלו לראות מה יעשה – החרגול עמד, ועמד, ואז, קפץ קפיצה קטנה "הופה", הישר לחיקה של הנסיכה.
הכריז המלך "הקפיצה הגבוהה ביותר הייתה של זה שקפץ אל בתי, שכן זו הייתה הנקודה. צריך שכל כדי לחשוב על זה, והחרגול הראה שיש לו שכל." וכך התחתן החרגול עם הנסיכה.
"אני קפצתי הכי גבוה" אמר הפרעוש, "אבל בעולם הזה, צריך שישימו לב אליך אם אתה רוצה להצליח". אז הפרעוש התנדב לשרת בצבא, כדי לזכות בהרבה מדליות.
הצרצר ישב בחצר, ושר שיר מאוד עצוב, וכך הגיע אלינו הסיפור הזה, אפילו שהוא כנראה לא נכון.
Ibrahim El-Salahi Reborn Sounds of Childhood Dreams I
The Good The Bad and the Ugly of Video Games
It started with a funny thought: How big an ego do you have to have to look at the totality of the United States of America—the most powerful empire in the history of the world—and say “Yeah, I have what it takes to run this place for a while"? According [...]
A positive article without much consequence
1. Cannot base characters off the Who's drummer Keith Moon. 2. A one man band is not an appropriate bard instrument. 3. There is no Gnomish god of heavy artillery. 4. My 7th Sea character Boudreaux is not 'Southern' Montaigne. 5. Not allowed to blow all my skill points on 1pt…
It’s a list of 500 bad things this guy did in their various RPG campaigns.
The development of Terry Pratchett's Discworld books over 41 novels
Hold on, Twitter—you might’ve just done something good.
#movie #netflix #news
A viral tweet might have inspired a movie starring the singer and the Oscar-winner—and they both love the concept.
#movie #wishful #black
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10 Questions Tag
Rules: Always post the rules. Answer the questions given to you and then write 10 questions of your own. Tag 10 people.
I was tagged by @gingerbookblogger who I don’t know.
Her questions were:
Favorite place you have ever visited? London, in general. If it needs to be a specific place, then the big New York Public Library. Not sure of the address.
Favorite childhood book or story? The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
How many hangers are in your closet right now? 20
Top 5 songs to sing along to with friends? “A Whole New World”, from Aladdin is the only one that comes to mind. I don’t sing along with friends.
Favorite animal that you would find in a zoo? Elephants.
Fruits or vegetables? Vegetables
Favorite Author? Early Terry Pratchette. Plato.
Books or electronic reading? Both.
How many books have you read this year? So Far? I think none. I started about a dozen. Didn’t finish any. Unless you count children’s books that I read to my daughter, in which case, 6
Favorite celebrity and why? Barack Obama. I think he decided that he was going to do good, that he was going to play it like an Aaron Sorkin character, and I really love him for that.
Now I must tag ten people, who I hope will answer these 10 questions. However, I don’t know 10 people on tumblr... so I will tag @zivkitaro only, and hope he has fun with it.
Why do you write on tumblr?
What do you write about, mostly, on tumblr?
Favorite game, one-timer or session, you ever GMed, and why.
Favorite character you ever played in a campaign, or favorite NPC; your pick
Favorite online person to read (twitter, tumblr, facebook, instagram, or whatever)
Which injustice is the most urgent to fix, and why? Pick a specific cause. You don’t have to provide solution, but you could describe how the world would look once this injustice is fixed.
One thing you are most of proud of that you did, as a game designer
One regret you have, as a game designer
You can do one project, with unlimited money, but for only 3 months. What do you do? And why?
Assume God exists; assume she’s eternal, creator of the universe, and omniscient. Ask one question. What is it?