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wheres all the support for the emotional abuse victims

no, seriously. victims of emotional abuse have it hard because they do not have the physical marks or the records to “prove” to someone they were hurt and are hurting. most people will not take emotional abuse as seriously as physical abuse, saying “you should get over it” or “sticks and stones”. thats fucking bullshit.

emotional abuse victims who have been forced to do or say or be things you never wanted to, i love you.

emotional abuse victims who have been gaslighted and manipulated to the point where you no longer know what is real, i care for you.

emotional abuse victims who are told they will never be loved by anyone else and they are not a good person, you are amazing.

emotional abuse victims who feel manipulative and often catch themselves mirroring actions of their abusers and feel sick to their stomachs because theyre “turning into them”, you are not them and never will be. you are so much better than that.

emotional abuse victims who have to live every day suffering because nobody understands how messed up you are from what they said or did or made you do, you arent alone.

anyone who reads this, i care for you. please support all victims of abuse every single day because they deserve it just like they deserve the love and care those in the past have failed to provide them

#this

letters-mingle-souls

I’m crying. Belgian toddler responds to Syrian refugee.

buzzfeed

Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like

socialnetworkhell

Woman: wearing foundation, powder, blush, bronzer, highlight, false lashes, mascara, nude lipstick, brow powder eyeshadow

Man: she doesn’t have red lipstick on so that means no makeup

periegesisvoid-deactivated

like 3 of them are wearing very visible winged eyeliner i’m screaming

jwstudying

guys legit think girls are born with winged eyeliners

#omg

protectnevillelongbottom

I’m sorry, but no line in any fanfiction I read will ever satisfy me as much as this line:

“I don’t get obsessed with Malfoy,” Harry interjected hotly, a bit distracted; half his mind was already on wondering what Malfoy was getting up to in his absence. “Why does everyone think that?”

actualadvicemallard

bashfultenrec

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

sarahdesdemona

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

steaku

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

musta--krakish-deactivated20170

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

grassburrqueen

thanks tumblr

basilcraft-deactivated20210223

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

sirisles-deactivated20150725

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

batwithbutterflywings

Jesus fucking christ Tumblr

slagathoraus-rex

This is great. But ya’ll forgot to make sure there’s nothing with your name in the trash that you dump yah body parts in.

jonnovstheinternet

If you can get your hands on some sodium hydroxide (e.g. from like a soap supply store, remember pay cash and use a fake name etc) this will totally screw the dna analysis from the blood if you spray the shit everywhere you wont even have to clean the blood at the scene up

astrangertomykin

AND, in prep the unlikely situation (if you didn’t follow these instructions correctly) your body is found, make sure you remove the mandible from the head and deposit it else where. Preferably a couple of miles (way over twenty I suggest) from where you hid the original body.

The mandible is used in facial reconstruction a lot and without the mandible they cannot collect a clear picture of what your victim looked like. This was they cannot use missing persons as easily and if they do it would take them even longer. More than likely without the mandible, a massacred face, no teeth and burnt of fingertips you should be looking at your victim being a John Doe. For a very long time.

Oh and in case it hadn’t already occurred to you, buy a weapon to do the deed. Not an unusual weapon, not using a credit card, not in a main department store (preferably). I suggest everyday kitchen utensils or gardening equipment that would be common in most household homes. Look online and do some reason, the more popular a product the more you should use it. That way they can’t exactly look back at the sales records.

And don’t keep that weapon in the house or anyway near your residence. Don’t even bury it with the main body. I’d bury it with the mandible myself. Make sure you leave no finger prints, wear gloves etc. This isn’t exactly rocket science so you should understand it quite easily.

professionalcats

jfc tumblr.

I WASN’T PREPARED FOR THIS

yibbetstrikesagain

If you happen to have a corpse lying around, and you’re worried about the smell (and it isn’t safe to move them) buy a cat. This gives you an excuse to buy cat litter (generic brand, use cash, watch out for security cameras) - dump the corpse in the bath and cover it with cat litter. The smell will be absorbed. If you already own a cat, you’re sorted.

If you want a sneaky place to get rid of a body and have some time on your hands, see if there’s any contaminated sites near you with low pH drainage water (check environmental websites). Rid the body of finger prints, face, teeth (and mandible if you want - excellent idea), and anything metal they have. Chop the body into manageable pieces and dump a few bits at different remote sites (you might want to weigh them down with rocks). These waters can dissolve cars - a body will be no problem. It’ll also destroy any evidence you leave behind (apart from metal - watch out for that). Casually scatter any metal items they own or metal evidence into the ocean or down a public toilet. Remember to wear gloves, and clean your clothes, shoes and car thoroughly afterwards. Better yet, burn your clothes and send your car to get serviced (as long as there’s no blood). Also, send the car through a car wash and make sure there’s no dirt in your wheels to link you to any dump sites.

If you have a murder weapon that’s otherwise a generic household tool, and you want to get rid of it after cleaning it, find an area without cameras and leave it there. It’ll more than likely get pinched. No longer your problem.

custardcreamdemolisher

reblogging this for when I become head of the Mafia

allassankari

I hope reblogging this doesn’t make me suspected of murder.

#wtf

kingoftheducks

#BoycottLGBTAwards

blurjosh

hilary fucking clinton is nominated

#seriously #lgbt

ericscissorhands

Just a little reminder of what’s to come this year. ;D

Happy New Year!

#yes #movies

marauders4evr

I’ve been on tumblr for almost four years now and I have seen so many people complain about the various actors for Harry Potter. I’ve seen people complain about Daniel, Emma, and Rupert. I’ve seen people complain about Michael Gamdon. (I’ve complained about Michael Gambon.) I’ve seen people complain about the various actors who played The Marauders. Etc.

But not once have I ever seen someone complain about the two actors who played Tom Riddle in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

What was up with that?

Tom Riddle was supposed to be a normal kid, albeit one that’s surrounded by disturbing mysteries.

But he was supposed to act normal.

That was the point.

He wasn’t supposed to be some stereotypical “psychopathic” child who spoke in a monotonic voice and barely showed any expression and looked like the male equivalent of that girl in Orphan.

He was supposed to look like a regular kid.

A regular kid and eventually a regular teenager who smiled and acted smooth and charmed people and was even a bit flirtatious.

That was why it took even Dumbledore so long to pick up on the fact that there was something off about him.

Because he didn’t just look like a walking villain.

He looked like an actual kid/teenager.

Until he let his evil side take over until it literally consumed him and both mentally, emotionally, and physically demented him.

Do you know why J.K. Rowling spent such an enormous amount of time on his backstory?

To show that he was actually human.

To show that evil is not always obvious.

To make you realize that evil could lie within anyone and not just the stereotypical ‘psychopathic’ children who speak in monotonic voices and barely show any expressions.

Plus there’s that whole half-attempt to compare the Second Wizarding War to World War II and one of the most disturbing parts of Adolf Hitler was the fact that he was actually a very kind, laid-back, ‘normal’, guy in public.

And why is that disturbing?

Because it’s one thing to look at the before and after versions of someone and be like, “Well yeah, they were evil from the start.”

It’s another thing entirely to see that someone actually appeared to be quite humane and normal but then did extremely evil things.

Again, it’s all about showing that humanity.

Which was a key theme in Harry Potter.

Especially since one of the other themes in Harry Potter was that Harry was terrified that he was going to turn into Voldemort. It’s a lot harder to see the connection between him and Tom when you make Tom look like the stereotypical ‘psychopathic’ child who speaks in a monotonic voice and barely shows any expressions!

*Flips over a table*

#omg #hp

intangible-rice

When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal

lingering-spirit

this actually happened to me during my math final and i didn’t think anything of it and when i was later admitted to the hospital my math prof was asking me ‘you didn’t have to take the final! why didn’t you tell me it hurt?!?!’ and i told him i’ve had cramps worse.

he gave me 100

kadenonio

This is actually an extremely common occurrence simply because in sex ed they don’t teach you how to tell the difference between menstrual cramps and other more serious pains. The way to tell the difference between cramps and appendicitis is that while menstrual cramps are generalized toward the middle of the stomach below the belly button, pain from a swollen or burst appendix will start in the middle of the stomach and relocate to only the lower right side, even lower than menstrual cramps, and is a very localized pain. It also comes on extremely suddenly and will worsen over time or when you make a sudden movement, like a cough or a sneeze.

Basically, if you’re feeling any sort of pain, even if it’s menstrual cramps, don’t hesitate to tell the school nurse or a parent, or if you’re out of school and home even make a doctor’s appointment. Chances are if your cramps are that bad there’s something they can do to improve that as well.

vandigo-deactivated20180131

I am boosting the shit out of that reply, because I am twenty-fucking-five years old and did not know how to tell the two pains apart

teacupdream

Adding another diagnostic tool! This is something we use in the ER called the rebound test. Basically, appendicitis and cramps react differently to certain things. If you’re still not sure if you have cramps or appendicitis, take two fingers and press them into your abdomen where the pain is (try repeating this on the lower right quadrant of the abdomen just to be sure.)

When you press in firmly, it will probably hurt. Here’s the test: LET GO. Does it get better or get worse? Appendicitis will immediately hurt worse when you let go. Cramps will not. Go to the ER if the rebound test makes it worse!

rainbowrowell

THE REBOUND TEST IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

My husband got sent home from the ER with a rupturing appendix. When he came back and was rushed into surgery, the surgeon was super angry – “Why didn’t anyone do the rebound test?!”

#this is exactly what happened to me #i went to bed with really bad stomach pain #and thought it was just period pain #and i couldnt sleep almost all night because it was so bad #and then the next day i went to the hospital #and then it took another 10 hours before the surgery started #i could have gotten away with an appendicitis but because it took so long it raptured #period pains are bad #important

pippafitzamobi

I will never get over the way Vader was checking if Obi Wan is really dead

ryanccole

“what the fu-what is this? How, what, this is not ok! So what, when I do it, he gets to fade out of thin air but when HE does it to me, I have to wear a walking iron lung for the rest of my life? I can’t pee without going through 5 layers of painful decontamination, and this motherfucker is just GONE???“