moron magoo

kat. 26.

[processes]

minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)

substack

[anxietyproblem]

[unamusedsloth]

“Vicious” Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

[catcrumb]

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[landsccape]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[marinememes]

[crazy-brazilian]

:)

[maple-cloak]

:3 but with two teeth in the middle

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

what a fella!!

[girard]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

[girard]

Try my recipe boy

[helloitsbees]

you got it boss

[helloitsbees]

neutral oil so it doesn’t burn 😊

[helloitsbees]

heat on low, stirring to distribute the oil evenly

[helloitsbees]

Oh Fuck

[helloitsbees]

my antire kitchen smells like burning plastic

[helloitsbees]

this started as a goof. Please do not do this. im feeling lightheaded from the fumes restulting from the burnt/melted ibuprofen. my smoke detector is on and i opened the windows but there’s still fumes and some smoke.

[helloitsbees]

my upstairs neighbors came down to check if i was okay. i lied and said i left a plastic dish too close to the stove because how the fuck else am i going to explain this smell. my kitchen is temporarily uninhabitable. remove from heat, garnish with rosemary.

serve.

[satanfemme]

listen to me. stop doomscrolling. put down your phone. you need to get your shit together. take an edible right now. a big one. take a big edible immediately. now go turn on the scariest movie you can think of and get comfortable. got all that? good. this will be good for your mindfulness and cognitive behavior.

[stannisbaratheon]

[stannisbaratheon]

i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Happy anniversary old as balls gifset

[thatgirlwiththememes]

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

[cumaeansibyl]

They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.

[aquilacalvitium]

[weemstar]

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[segamascott]

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends