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Tw!: Blood, Yandere, a lot of manipulation, this is more horror than romance
70s!Vampire Elvis who's so sick and tired of how drugged the blood is becoming with the rise of its use, it makes its way to his dead blood system as if he himself was using them.
Until he found you, a person with clean blood, and my God he became obsessed immediately.
Leave? Who do you think you are? But Elvis is so kind, he'd never yell at you, but he'll lie to convince you.
You think he's so mean to keep you? Well, have you considered he knows more than you do? Now that you're tangled with him, you better believe they are coming for you. Who's they? The one's that came for his girls before you! He's trying to hard to protect you, to love without worrying that they might get you!
Vampire 50s!Elvis who's literally the worst at his only job because he's too shy to even look at you, let alone drink your energy.
It was hard enough for him to realize that down the line in his family tree, there was a vampire somewhere. Though it did explain things like how when he was a kid, his eyes used to creepily glow, his sleep walking, the way he got 95% hotter all of the sudden, girls obsessing with him too hard and too fast, and most importantly his sudden hate for the sun. He was a very late bloomer, but the signs were there.
He gets his energy from the worship on stage, the more girls were obsessed, the more it gave him an euphoric amount of energy. It made him realize, thankfully, he's an energy vampire.
But it didn't give him confidence, in fact, it made him have triple the guilt.
If you thought his religious guilt was bad, oh boy imagine how it is now. It's eating him alive, making him not even able to talk to you anymore.
I keep reblonging on the WRONG ACCOUNT BRO.
That's what i get for barely using Tumblr.
I fully thought I was rebloging to my alt this whole time.
𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘'𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚
summary : thats literally just porn. i just finished EPiC for the 1615627261th time and it got me feeling some kinda way so.... enjoy ? i guess lol.
tw : smut, dry humping, reader humping elvis in her sleep, (soft) dirty talk, elvis is so sexy i could die yes bye
The night was quiet. Crickets chirped low outside, and the wind creaked against the windows. elvis lay still in bed, one arm slung across your waist, the slow rhythm of your breathing brushing over his bare chest. You were warm, curled up next to him, dead asleep… or so he thought.
Until he felt it.
A tiny shift at first. Then again. The slide of your hips against his thigh.
His eyes shot open.
“...angel?”
He whispered it low, voice still thick with sleep. He felt your body shudder faintly in his arms, your breathing shaky now, your forehead pressed into his shoulder, your fingers gripping at his side.
He blinked a few times, brain struggling to register what the hell was going on.
And then it hit him.
You were riding his thigh. In your sleep. Little, slow, desperate rolls of your hips, your panties damp against his bare skin. Fuck. His whole body tensed, but not in shock. He had to grit his teeth to keep himself still, watching your face crumple into the softest pout.
You were whimpering. Not sad. Needy.
His poor girl, dreaming about him and chasing it in your sleep.
elvis' hand trailed slowly up your back, petting gently, his lips brushing your temple as he murmured, “Sweetheart… that what y'need, huh?”
You didn’t wake. Just kept going, a little faster now, your thighs trembling from the effort. He could feel the heat soaking through his thigh and it made his cock twitch in his boxers.
He couldn’t help it, he lifted his leg just a little, angling it right where you needed, guiding your hips with one hand.
“There ya go… that better?” he whispered, pressing kisses into your hair. “Get y'self off, darlin’.”
You whimpered again, one broken little sob of need, and your fingers clawed into his chest.
Then you gasped.
Eyes fluttered open, wide and glossy..and you froze. Cheeks burning. You were mortified.
“Elvis—wait, I-I didn’t mean to-” You were panting, dazed and shaky, but too close now to stop. “I-”
elvis cut you off with a soft hush, cupping your cheek.
“I know, angel. S’okay. Y'ain’t gotta stop now.” He sat up just enough to hold you better, dragging your hips forward. “Lemme help ya finish, yeah?”
You whined at the contact, body jerking forward as his hands gripped your hips and started rocking you against his thigh again, this time rougher, deeper.
“Elvis- please,” you choked, tears welling in your eyes from how fucking close you were again already.
“C’mon, pretty girl. Rub that needy lil' pussy all over me,” he muttered, nose buried in your neck. “Take what y'need.”
That was it.
You shattered.
Your whole body locked up, back arching as the orgasm hit, soaking through your panties, your cries muffled into his shoulder while your thighs shook around him.
“There ya go, baby,” he praised, holding you through it. “Such a good girl… just like that…”
You sobbed softly, overwhelmed, heart racing.
elvis held you close, gently easing your spent body down into the sheets. He kissed your face, your cheeks, your lips, every tear. His fingers brushed your hair back.
“Y'okay?” he asked, voice low.
You nodded, sniffling. “Mhm… sorry…”
“Nah,” he whispered. “Don’t be..”
He tucked you into his chest, thigh still slick where you’d ridden it, and hummed against your forehead.
Within seconds, you were already asleep again.
And elvis just smiled.
“Goodnight,” he muttered, pulling the blanket up around you both.
It has been raining more often lately?
﹕ (✿˘͈ᵕ˘͈) ┈ why the pull out method fails.
┊ ♡ ﹒ off the wall era! ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ
┊ ♡ ﹒ summary : maybe stick to condoms, bestie!
┊ ♡ ﹒ byi : accidental creampie. pregnancy scare. inexperienced established couple. unsafe sex. peeing in front of your man. j*e jackson appearance.
Your legs were wrapped tightly around his waist, pulling him deeper with each thrust. The pleasure was all consuming for both of you, making it hard to think about anything else. Your body was completely focused on the sensations he was causing you—how could you be expected to think clearly when he was hitting that spot inside of you that made your legs shake and toes curl? You were drunk off his cock, plain and simple. Who knew getting fucked raw would be so good?
“Mikey.. Mikey~!” You whined, your arms hugging his neck real close to you as Michael’s breathing grew heavier. His movements are becoming less rhythmic and more desperate as he ruts into you, the headboard knocking gently against the wall with each thrust, a soft sound that seemed to fit rhythmically with the repeated slapping noises.
“Baby.. feels good..” Michael whimpered softly, “Wanna be in it—forever.” A high pitched sound that betrayed his desperation leaves his lips. “And ever..”
His hips angled upward instinctively, trying to push even deeper into you despite the physical limitations of the position. It was clear he was chasing an impossible depth, driven by primal urges in his boy brain. He loved the feeling of your pussy, he’s never known a feeling that gives him this much of a fucking high.
You start fucking him back, your orgasm building rapidly as your walls start to pulsate and swallow even more of his length. Your inner muscles tighten around him and you throw your head back, covering your mouth with a hand as waves of pleasure crashed over you. You were completely focused on your own release, your hips rolling upwards in perfect rhythm with his desperate thrusts.
“Nggh.. hah..” Michael’s hips are still against you.
The realization struck so suddenly that for a moment neither of you understood it. Michael had barely lifted his head from your shoulder when the color drained from his face. His entire body went rigid beneath your hands, the warmth between you evaporating as confusion gave way to horror. You watched the exact moment the math happened behind his eyes. One second he was smiling, breathless and dazed he always was after making you cum, and the next.. he was staring past you at absolutely nothing, his expression.. stricken.
After Jolyne have moved out, Jotaro was finally able to move to a beach house without risking his daughter's needs.
You, his spouse, came with him. At first, you thought it would be sweet and cute, maybe even sexy. Nothing hotter than seeing your husband coming out of the water in the tightest swimming suit.
That until you entered his hole office and found a massive fish tank. At first, you just assumed he's finally keeping pets. For years, he refused to get one in fear of hurting Jolyne, even if you promised that Jolyne is smarter than sticking her hand in.
But once you got closer, you noticed there is someone already there, and they are staring at you. It seems that it didn't like your face very much, as it immediately marched forward to try and.. Punch you?
✧˙°. through his lens.
thriller!michael x reader | m. list
𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌: 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 ‘𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾’ 𝗆𝗎𝗌𝗂𝖼 𝗏𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗈, 𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉 (𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 & 𝗆𝗂𝖼𝗁𝖺𝖾𝗅 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖽), 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿, 𝖽𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝖻𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗌, 𝗆𝗂𝖼𝗁𝖺𝖾𝗅 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾, 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖼𝗈𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗁𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗀𝖺𝗇𝗌, 𝖾𝗑𝖼𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝖽𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝗌𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗍 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗇𝗍, 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗍𝗁-𝗋𝗈𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌, 𝗇𝗈 𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗒/𝗇.
“don’t move.”
“michael, i’m literally cutting strawberries.”
“exactly,” he said, lifting the camcorder. “do that again.”
“you want me to cut a strawberry again?”
“baby, you’re smiling.”
and to everyone else, it makes no sense. he’s filming things that seem ordinary.
you pushing your glasses up your nose in one of his oversized shirts, you curled up asleep on the couch with a book slipping from your lap, the way you laugh with your whole body when you find something funny, in the mirror; the way you fix his collar before he leaves, you doing a little spin while doing a try-on haul for him, the little wrinkle in your nose when you’re concentrating.
because to michael, that’s you. that’s the woman the song is about. meanwhile, you start getting embarrassed.
“you have actual cameras for this video, baby.”
“mm-hm.”
“then why are you following me around with that thing?”
he lowered the camcorder just enough to grin at you. “because they don’t see you the way i do, doll.”
and maybe you think he’s joking until you catch him one night in the studio, editing.
hours of footage.
no choreography, no special effects.
just you.
laughing. talking with your hands. falling asleep against his shoulder. looking out the window during road trips on tour. looking up at him with that expression you don’t even realize you make.
he notices you standing in the doorway. “michael…” he paused the tape.
“i know it isn’t exciting?” he cheesed.
“you’ve been filming me for weeks.”
“…i wanted to remember,” he admitted quietly. “the way you are right now.”
“what do you mean?”
“people change. time changes.” he glanced back at the frozen frame of you laughing at something off-camera. “i know i’ll always love you. i just…” he swallowed. “i don’t ever want to forget this version of you. the way you laugh, the way you look at me, the little things nobody else notices.”
and you just completely break because you finally understand that the music video isn’t really a music video.
it’s a love letter, a time capsule if you must. proof that you were loved in the ordinary moments, too.
now, he has the finished video playing privately in your living room before it’s ever released.
the final shot isn’t glamorous at all.
the camcorder shakes a little as michael turns it toward himself.
“you filming yourself now?” you teased.
“i need evidence,” he said.
“of what?”
he looked into the lens before turning it back to you, smiling softly from where you sat beside him.
“that i found the lady in my life.”
and the screen cuts to black right before your laughter fills the tape.
size difference | clark kent x afab!reader
"fuck!" you cry, throwing your head back and letting your jaw go slack. clark is pistoning his hips against yours relentlessly, the only sounds in the room being the lewd skin slapping and the heavy panting and moans emitting from both of you.
"i know, honey" he coos, trying his best to be sweet verbally despite how rough he's being with you physically. "m'sorry babygirl" he tries.
the stretch was borderline excruciating. he was just too big. the funny part is he doesn't even know he's that big! or atleast he didn't know it until you started screaming complaining about it.
"s'too big, clark!" you mewl, squirming under him, but you can't help but arch into him. it's almost instinctive.
"just breathe, baby... breathe" maybe he should take his own advice, because he's barely able to take in a full breath with just how tight your gummy walls are squeezing and fluttering around him.
"i- can't-" the pleasure becomes overwhelming when clark reaches in between the both of you to aimlessly rub at your clit, anything to get you to stop whining. he immediately notices your eyes roll back and your breath hitch. "s'that better honey?" he asks, "that feel a little better?" you nod frantically, barely able to compute his sweet words as you feel yourself growing closer and closer to coming undone. the sniveling and the cries coming from you morph into delighted moans as the stretch becomes euphoric, his praises egging you on impossibly.
"there she is" he purrs, a small, knowing smirk playing on his face. "there's my girl" he litters your face with small kisses in an effort to calm you down as he continues his thrusts, growing closer to the edge himself.
"g-gosh- baby," he groans, his big fingers still working at your clit. "feels s'good clark!" you moan, right at the edge. "yeah?" he moans right back at you. "that feels good, huh?" he speeds up his thrusts, making you squeal. "feel me so deep, yeah?" he looks down and sees himself poking through your lower belly. he reaches down and presses on the bulge, making you wince at the tightness. the bulge is disappearing and reappearing with every thrust. "shi- shoot, honey" he mutters.
you feel the white hot band in your tummy snap, pleasure shooting through your body as you cry out his name. that alone is enough to push him over the edge as well. he cums deep inside you, fucking into you a few last times. you both lay there, panting. he's heavy on top of you, all 6'3, 235lbs of him laying sweaty on top of you (not that you mind). and of course, clark is quick to comfort you.
he pushes some of the hair out of your face, off of your damp, flushed skin. "you did so good, baby... m'sorry i was so rough" he speaks gently, kissing your forehead.
you're gonna be so sore tomorrow.
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CLARK KENT’S sexual awakening never happened. His ma did enough to hide him from the more carnal parts of life, so imagine his surprise and borderline nose-wrinkle in sex-ed junior year when he found out what adults did behind closed doors.
Even when he grew up, got a job in the Planet, made his alter-ego known, he still didn’t feel the need to… have coitus. He was too scared he’d snap some poor girl in half if he tried.
The first time he ever tried, he’d barely got the tip in before he came, embarrassingly quick. Maybe it was the nerves of it all, maybe his body was eager to get it over with. Safe to say, that girl — as lovely as she was — broke up with him a week later because she felt like he was just in pursuit of his own pleasure. Not true, by the way, his ma always told him to think of the lady first.
Like every Monday, he was pushing his way through the Metropolis work crowd, against the tides of people. Not really looking where he was going, trying not to drop an iced tea — Lois forced him to try it, just to be clear — on any unsuspecting people by holding it high above possible shoulders.
That failed.
In the pursuit of not splashing anyone with peach iced tea, he forgot to look straight and collided straight into someone, sending a drink flying into a silk dress.
Oh, no.
He watched in horror as the material dampened, clung to your body, and became slightly more sheer by the second. “Golly, I’m so sorry—”
The subsequent scoff nearly tore into his self-esteem battery for the day. “Hey, watch where you’re…”
Your eyes locked. All anger faded away, replaced by the dread that you hurt this sexy behemoth of a man’s feelings and he now hated you forever. “… you know what? No worries, don’t— don’t think about it too much.”
He instantly shrugged off his blazer and held it out to you. “But your dress— great dress, by the way,” it was a… really pretty dress, golly, “it’s ruined. I ruined it. I can pay for the dry cleaning.”
You waved your hand noncommittally, but you took the blazer anyway to cover up, it was massive on you. Lord— wait, he shouldn’t take his name in vain. “Seriously, I’m fine. I was on my way to a bachelorette party, one of my friends there will definitely have a spare, she has one for everyone.”
He blinked. “Everyone?”
“Yeah.” You grinned, gosh, it was a pretty smile. “She’s like that. Weird, I know. And— don’t worry about the dry cleaning, I’ve got it. I’m sorry about your drink.”
“No, you saved me.” He laughed nervously. “My coworker forced me to try it, to tell y’the truth, I did not want to.”
“So I saved you.”
“Yeah.” He rubbed the back of his curls, messing them up even more. “And please. Please bill me for the dry cleaning, I’ll feel bad if you don’t.”
“Fine. Fine.” You laughed, rolling your eyes. “I’ll bill you.” Locking eyes with him once more took the words from his lungs. Good Lord, those eyes were sexy. All of him was sexy, in a cute way, bumbling gait, pushing his glasses up his nose, the rosiness of his cheeks. You checked your watch. Fuck. “Well, I’m in a rush, so—”
“Yeah, you gotta—”
“See you.” You began walking off at a fast pace. Something jolted in his navel. He felt hot from embarrassment. His relaxed-fit trousers felt… not so relaxed anymore.
He looked down. That looked like a sexual awakening.
“Clark!” He yelled loudly, head snapping up to stare at you like a dishevelled deer in headlights. What the hay? Why did he do that? Why did he yell that? He covered his crotch with his messenger bag.
Your smile told him you noticed. With an uptick in your heart rate and an increase in your breathing’s heaviness, a sweet smell tickled his nose. It wasn’t the bakery next to him, that’s for sure. You smiled, and shouted back your name at the same volume.
He hurried to the nearest bathroom to yell at his body.
Cat slid onto his desk, setting core in front of him. Not for him, clearly. “I was at a bachelorette last week.” She started, tapping her nail on his desk to get him to look at her. Deadlines needed to be crunched, so he barely did. She accepted that.
Clark’s fingers kept flying. “Cat, you’re gonna have to be more specific.”
She laughed. “I have a friend. She asked me about a dorky guy named Clark Kent who still writes his name on the tags of his clothes.” She dropped a sugar cube into her coffee, stirring it. “A habit I thought we left back in our sophomore year of high school.”
His neck turned red. His foot covered the name tag on his bag’s handle. But she laughed and dropped another sugar cube into. He sent a furtive glance of concern for her health. “Whatever.” She sighed, taking a long sip. “I told her you were single.”
He almost spluttered over no liquid. “What?”
“I told her you were single.” She repeated simply.
“Why?”
“She asked.” This time he almost choked on a gulp of straight, bitter black coffee. “I gave her your number. To bill you for the dry cleaning.” Pause for an effectively captivating sip of over-sweetened coffee. “Among other things.” She muttered under her breath, but he caught it. She smiled widely. “Toodles!” She got up and walked off.
He threw his hands up, tripping over his words. “Cat— you can’t—” But she was in her own world, singing Freak by Doja Cat.
His phone buzzed. With shaking hands, he opened it, unknown number.
Didn’t know they made clothes in your size. Underneath: Wanna come round to get it this weekend? To talk to bit.
He saved your contact first. Before typing out a clumsy agreement, which he didn’t know was possible over text. Judging by how you didn’t immediately get put off, you were into it.
He was on time, on the dot of the agreed time, which was two o’clock. After lunch, before it got too dark, but still enough time to talk.
He’d cleaned up a little more than usual. Tried to use a hair pomade to ensure his curls weren’t as wild as they usually were. Wear a slightly tighter fitting shirt than before. Brush his teeth. Pop a few breath mints. Avoid the morning coffee, put on copious amounts of hand lotion and lip balm. Everything had to be perfect. He even trimmed his happy trail for this.
You laid the plan. Took a shower so your skin was dewy. Prepped your hair. Kept the makeup minimal, because a full beat would give the plan away. You chose your best, flowiest robe.
You wanted him to unwrap you like a present.
When your doorbell rang, you dabbed on a final bit of lipstick before you chucked it onto a side table and opened the door.
You felt your thighs rub together on instinct the moment you saw him. He felt his breath leave his body when he saw you, checking his watch. “Maybe I’m early—”
“You’re on time.” It came out more breathless than expected. Nodding back into your apartment. “I… I have your jacket. I put it in the wash, the inside got stained with a little iced tea.”
“You can bill me for that too.”
“Seriously? No.” You waved your hand. “No. You’re fine.” You ushered him inside. “It was a thank you, for paying for my dry cleaning and lending me your jacket.” You waved him towards the couch. “Can I get you anything? Water?”
You.
“Um, I’m fine.” He sat on the couch, you sat opposite, picking up a glass of wine that was there before he came. You looked… stunning. He felt his collar get hot. He tugged at it. “You invited me to watch a movie.”
“Yeah.”
“Do you still want to watch a movie?”
“No.”
“Oh. Oh. I was under the impression that we’d be…” He gestured in between you two. So he had the same assumption you did.
Your lips curled up. “I was under that impression too.”
He nodded. You could see a bulge slowly growing in his trousers. “I mean, I— I have to warn you, I’m not that… experienced.”
You blinked, slightly amused. A little interested. “Oh? How so?”
“I…” He made a weird motion, he didn’t even know what it was supposed to mean. It’s likely get interpreted as something like flying a plane, “finish too quickly. Women find it off putting.”
The way you were looking at him, it seemed like you found it off putting as well. Just frozen in time, sat there, staring at him. “That’s…” You let out a whoosh of air. Then your hand gripped his jaw, “really fucking hot—”
Oh. You were into it.
Huh. You were kissing him.
Golly. He was kissing back.
His hand covered the one holding his jaw, pressing into your lips and your body instinctively like there was a magnet from him to you. You pushed back, swinging a leg over both of his till your knees knocked into his hips. This was new.
You smiled when you saw his other hand hovering awkwardly. Not knowing whether he had the right to touch beyond what was respectful. So you guided it to your thigh, fabric moving and bunching under his fingers. Allowing him to touch bare skin.
Oh, boy.
The soft whine from the bottom of his throat was a boost to your ego, a deep moan following when you pressed open mouthed kisses to his neck, rolling your hips forward. “Ohhhhh, gosh,” He breathed out slowly.
Oh, fuck. He was massive. Though you didn’t know what to expect, he was six-five.
Both his hands flew to your hips, pads of his fingers pressing into your skin, head tipping back against the sofa cushions, breathing in sharply. He could feel you gently sucking on his skin, he knew it wouldn’t leave a mark, but he whimpered quietly anyway, dragging your hips forward, so he could feel your pussy drag over his dick yet again. His head spinning as your tongue traced over his Adam’s apple.
Your hands slipped off his tie like you’d had practice, popping the buttons of his shirt slowly. You felt his warm palms burning up your waist, stopping at where your robe was tied at your front. His eyes were wide, blinking up at you through his lashes. “Can I…?”
Fuck, he was hot.
You undid the tie yourself but let him gently move the fabric off your shoulders, undoing his belt and letting you take off his trousers. His cheeks flushed as he dragged his boxers down, cock painfully hard. It was pretty, flushed at the tip, pre smeared just a little.
Oh, that was a lot bigger than you manifested.
“Oh, shit.” You grinned at the sight of him, watching his whole face turn red.
He adjusted his foggy glasses, stumbling over his syllables. “Will it…” He gulped, wondering how to say it, “fit?”
The look in your eye almost made his heart stop. Like you didn’t care. “Oh, honey.” You laughed a little. “We’ll make it.” You positioning yourself above him, ready to sink down onto his throbbing cock was not something he expected to see. He let out a strangled sound, placing a hand on your arm. “Don’t you want me to… prepare you?”
“I’ve quite literally been prepared since the first time we met.” You grabbed a condom from — wait where did you get that from? — and tore it open delicately, giving it to him to roll on. He did, safety was key, and when you finally did lower yourself onto him— holy shit.
His forehead pressed to your shoulder, before he started pressing sloppy, whining kisses, almost making out with it as he felt your pussy grip him deliciously. So this was what he’d never felt drawn to. Until now.
He was stretching you out. A lot. For a guy so shy about his own abilities his endowment was something women only experienced in their wildest dreams. The more you learned, the more turned on you were.
Huh. That usually didn’t happen with men.
You let out a deep sigh as you sank down further, feeling his size fill you in the best way. His tip nestled against your cervix, pretty vein brushing your g-spot, fuck, maybe moving would feel too good.
But you did it anyway, small, cut-short gasps and moans jumping from your throat as he kissed his way back up to your lips so he could feed his own noises of encouragement into your mouth. Holding your hips just tight enough so he wouldn’t bruise them, still guiding you firmly, still holding your hips just close to him as he clouded your brain over with every push and pull of his hands and each wet smack of his lips and yours (and skin on skin, but we don’t mention that).
His head was fuzzy. Mumbling shit he couldn’t make out himself in between every collision of your lips, tangling one hand in your hair while the other slipped down to press his thumb onto your clit.
You clenched hard; he almost came right there.
His eyes rolled back for half a second and he willed himself not to finish too early but he couldn’t stop it once you clamped down with the second roll of his thumb, your name leaving his mouth, the highest you’d heard his voice be, cracks in between syllables feeding your ego. But he kept circling your clit like he was born to do it, mumbling encouragement, his forehead glistening as his head fell back.
“C’mon, sweetie, gotta make you feel good too,” He panted, gripping your hip so he could encourage you to grind forward into his thumb. “Please, please give it to me—”
It all felt too much. The onslaught of his thumb, his tip still prodding at your cervix, seeing him fucked out from one round (that made you more horny than you’d care to admit) had you coming too, him swallowing that moan by meeting your lips in the middle, stroking your hair back from your face and rolling his hips up a little so the high wouldn’t be harsh on you. His kisses turned slower, more languid, to the corner of your mouth, your jaw, your neck, finally lifting your hand so he could kiss your palm and the back of your hand.
“You’re stunning.” He breathed, kissing your knuckles. “So beautiful, honey.”
How the fuck was he respectful after the best sex you’ve ever had? There had to be a catch.
“So… that was hot.” You smiled, brushing his curls back from his forehead. “You were being pretty modest.”
“I’m pretty sure I didn’t last past two minutes.”
Your tongue traced your canine as you smiled. “Well, I wanna see it again.”
He blinked. Oh, boy. “Golly.”
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NOTES: again it may just be me but I feel this is a litttllleeee sloppy
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aliendick!clark and pavlov conditioning
summary// you ended up realizing that making clark your lab rat would simultaneously be the best and worst decision of your relationship.
content warning// conditioning, mating press, doggy style, nasty filthy sex, creampie, clark is feral, clark has an alien dick, clark swears, improper use of x-ray vision, kryptonian breeding kink, squirting, clark is pathetic
2k words whew
with clark kent fucking you like that, you don’t think you’re making it out alive.
well, your fault for trying to experiment on a poor, farm-grown kryptonian.
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on monday, on the evening, you decided that you could begin your sick little experiment of conditioning on clark. after reading an article about it online, you wanted your alien boyfriend to be your lab-rat for it, and saw no apparent downsides to the experiment, so you went on with it.
starting with the trigger, you decided for it to be a duck emoji. weird enough for clark to be confused, not too weird for it to have him worrying like the sweetheart he is. ten minutes before you arrived home after work, you had sent him a singular duck emoji with no context or follow-up to it, which, as expected, had your poor clarkie as confused as ever. you smiled when he immediately texted back with ‘???’—success. as soon as you arrived home, you barely let him finish his questioning before pouncing on him, interrupting his sentence with a kiss he welcomed with open arms.
that night, you rode the man to the moon and back—gave him such mind-numbing pleasure that he couldn’t even bother to remember his previous confusion about the duck emoji.
and so, with the first day being a success, you repeated the process.
every day following that one, you would do the same thing—no texts or news all day, a duck emoji ten minutes before coming home, mind-blowing sex.
after a few days of repeating the process, you began to space out these encounters, opting to send the duck emoji every two to three days—a great way to keep the man on his toes, anticipating, waiting for the next time you'd send him that emoji.
then came the most awaited experiment—your greatest mistake.
──⋅✮ but he doesn't like me, does he?
ㅤㅤ ㅤ⭑ pairing. coworker!clark kent x journalist!reader
ㅤㅤ ㅤ⭑ about. there was one thing you knew for sure, absolutely certain : clark kent didn’t like you. not in an angry or rude way, he was still polite, still himself. but you could feel it. his body language and attitude gave everything away. your coworkers kept insisting you were wrong, but then why did he keep avoiding you? (wc: 12.690)
ㅤㅤ ㅤ.ᐟ warnings. smut. unprotected sex. coworkers to lovers. idiots in love. insecurities. height difference. chubby reader.
ㅤㅤ ㅤᯓ masterlist.
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Elvis On Tour - 1972 Elvis
request: dad!Elvis coming back from a long tour, just wanting to be back in his wife’s arms in Graceland and she isn’t there to greet him like usual. He’s looking for her and she’s sat with little Lisa Marie in the jungle room playing a guitar and singing Elvis’ songs (link)
A hand pushed him into the car, the screams faintly fading in the background. Elvis' breaths were uneven, rushed.
"C'mon E, deep breaths, man.", Elvis' ears muffled all the noise for a moment, his fingers reaching to pinch the bridge of his nose. Jerry grabbed a water bottle and handed it to him — there was no concern masked over his face, this was normal. Elvis was on the verge of passing out — that was normal.
The singer's eyes were shut as he blindly reached for his drink.
"—hell of a show, EP."
"Yeah, absolutely incredible."
Elvis nodded with a hum, his jaw set and his head leaned against the window. The chattering continued, his friends talking about the show and people who had attended. Eventually someone passed him his glasses and he instantly felt a little better, maybe it was a psychological thing, but that was a ritual. Something that settled him into reality.
Then he'd go to the hotel, take his pills and drowsily call you, asking for his little darling. But he wasn't going to do that today, no.
"Make a turn to the left."
The chattering stopped immediately. All eyes settled on Elvis, whether it was through the rearview mirror or even a glance over their shoulder.
"The hotel is—"
"I ain't spending another night by myself. Take me back to Graceland."
There was no please and thank you, those were orders and they were to be followed blindly. Elvis was no uncaring man — he was kind, generous and good-hearted. But people took advantage. His drowsy mumbles to his daughter on the phone were nothing in contrast to the laughter at the bar on the first floor.
It was finally time to get a hold of his life. And he was going to do that.
The gates of Graceland opened unexpectedly. The maids and cooks looked out of the window and exchanged confused glances. Should they start on a late dinner? Should they prepare a snack or drink ready to go? No one acted until orders were given.
"C'mon darling.", you wrestled your daughter, but she squealed, not tired at all. "You know your daddy is gonna call— And if he finds out you ain't in bed, you're gonna be in trouble."
"No!", her giggles filled the room as she dodged you with speed. "I wanna call daddy!"
You groaned and shook your head. "Daddy is the one that calls us, darling. We can't call an empty room, can we?"
The little girl ignored your words and grabbed the door handle, pushing it open.
"C'mon baby!", you called and winced as your voice echoed in the hallway. But your little girl was off, and you already knew where she was headed. She was much like her daddy, calling for music when she needed comfort. There was a fine thread that connected your baby, Elvis and music — a thread that was so fragile when being pulled, yet so strong when being tested.
Elvis didn't expect you to go on tour with him, especially since your little terror-baby had been born, but those were the times he needed you both the most. When everything was flashy and loud, he needed his two girls. His best girls. Only you were able to make him feel like Elvis, the human, and Elvis, the entertainer could finally take a breather.
You weren't surprised to find your daughter in the Jungle Room. A faint smile found your lips as you leaned against the doorframe, staring at your kid fiddling with her daddy's guitar.
"Mama?", she mumbled, her voice a low hum. "Can you play?"
You pulled yourself off the door and approached her. "Of course. What song would you like to hear?"
"I'm good, thanks Mary.", Elvis smiled at his cook, brushing his hand on her arm. "I'm just gonna go lay down with my girls."
Mary chuckled, pointing to the hallway. "Little Miss Presley wouldn't go to sleep. I'm pretty sure she's found her way to sneak in your music room. That kid."
Elvis shook his head, but his ever growing grin couldn't be held back. That definitely sounded like his daughter.
"I'll go see what they're up to. Good night, Mary.", he didn't need to guess where his two girls were, for the sound of music led him straight to them. Soft guitar strings being tickled and pulled, two singing voices melting in one, creating the most angelic sound he had ever heard.
"—your kisses lift me higher, like the sweet song of a choir.", you sang. "You light my mornin' sky with—"
"Burning love!", your daughter squealed with the biggest smile on her face. You kept singing, your lips twitching into a half smile at her reaction.
Elvis smiled at the sight, his lips pressed together to withhold him from singing.
Your daughter was patiently watching you play and sing, eventually singing her own version of the song, when her blue eyes raised and widened in a split second.
"Daddy!"
Your fingers stopped playing as an exhausted sigh fell from your lips.
"Darling. Your daddy is—", You slowly turned around to reprimand her, but your words were suddenly caught in your throat.
"Elvis?", you barely made out, the sight of him holding your daughter in his arms enough to take your breath away. "I thought— I thought you were in..."
You couldn't even finish your sentence, the guitar long ditched, unable to tear your gaze away from your husband.
"Good god, are you real?", you slowly approached the grinning man, raising your hands to his cheeks. Your daughter found it all amusing, hiding her chuckles in Elvis' neck.
"I'm real, baby, feel me.", the easy grin turned into a cheeky smirk as he pressed himself closer to you. "Whenever, honey, take your time."
That drawl, that lip curl... God, it really was him.
"Oh my god.", you threw your hands around his neck, breathing in his familiar scent as your eyes shut. "I missed you. So much."
Elvis tightened his grip on your little girl, his other arm extending to hold you as well. He breathed in and out, feeling his jaw unclench and shoulders fall loose.
That was all he had ever needed.
A/N: thank you for reading! hope you enjoyed 💋⚡️
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❛ dangerous era!michael jackson 𝑥 fan!reader ❜ ᛝྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི you send michael letters never thinking much of it until the two of you end up growing close.
𐔌 ݁ 𓂃 ⓘ content ﹕ super feel good fluff, warning may cause heart to ache or feet to kick ok ok bye
May 6, 1993
Dear Applehead,
Hi applehead! It's babyface :) I know it’s been a while since I’ve last wrote. I want you to know I did receive your letters.
I’ve actually read them so many times that the corners are beginning to bend.
The one where you told me about feeding the animals made me laugh. I can practically hear you telling the story in my head. My mom thinks I’m ridiculous because every time a letter arrives, I disappear into my room for an hour and come back smiling.
I hope you’ve been taking care of yourself. I know you’re always busy and traveling somewhere new every week. Sometimes I see photos of you in magazines and wonder if you’re exhausted. You always look happy, but I know pictures don’t tell the whole story.
Things here have been pretty ordinary. University has been boring as usual. I spend most afternoons reading, listening to music, and waiting for the mailman to come down our street. I think he knows me by name now.
You asked me what my favorite place is, and I think it’s the little park near my house. There’s a bench beside a pond where I sit when I need to think. Listen to the birds chirping or the frogs croaking, even the crickets if I go late at night. Sometimes I bring one of your letters with me and read it there. It sounds silly when I write it down, but somehow it feels like talking to a friend.
Thank you for writing back all this time. I know there are millions of people who would love to hear from you, so the fact that you take the time to write to me means more than you’ll ever know.
Anyway, I should probably stop before this turns into another five-page letter.
Write back when you can.
Your friend,
Babyface.
P.S. I still think you should learn how to take a day off once in a while.
P.P.S. I know you’re probably rolling your eyes right now.
michael held the long awaited piece of paper between his fingertips as he read your letter over and over. he did indeed roll his eyes at the last part, before huffing a small laugh out of his nose because of course you knew. it had been months since he last heard from you. he thought maybe it was because he wasn’t home for a while or that you had been busy with school. either way, he was so excited to see the envelope with your name on it.
he had connected with millions of fans and yet you were the one that stood out. your first letter to michael consisted of telling him how much his music moved you, how much of an impact and influence he had on you and a little bit about your personal life. how you had grown up with an alcoholic father who was physically violent. michael seen himself in you and had to write back immediately. well, after a year and a half of writing back to back, exchanging photographs—you sent him one of you and your cat and a detail that stood out to him was the slight baby fat stored in your face that made your cheeks extra plump, which is what caused him to give you the nickname ‘babyface’ and even giving you his personal p.o. box specially for your letters, you two had grown exceptionally close. so close, in one letter michael had included his personal phone number for the two of you to be able to talk more often.
that first phone call was the most nerve wracking. your stomach jumped, turned and flipped as you hesitantly dialed the numbers in your home phone. all you kept wondering was how his voice would sound, what he would say. everything and anything was running through your mind. it took you a good thirty minutes before even deciding to push the call button. and after 3 rings the line finally clicked.
“hello?” said the familiar voice you’d hear through your headphones, but his speaking voice wasn’t as high pitched as you were expecting it to be. it was about an octave lower than what you were used to. hearing his voice made your heart fall to the bottom of your stomach though and it wasn’t some fan freak out, it was because now it felt real. instead of reading ink on a page like a book, you got to hear his tone in which how he said certain words or how he paused whenever he had to stop and think of what he’s saying.
“hi. it’s babyface.” your voice was quite small at first, just jumbled with nerves. you twisted the coil of the cord as you conversed, it was the only thing that helped you focus on his voice instead of your nerves.
“babyface!” he exclaimed over the line, “ahh, i’ve been waiting for your call.” was he really? it was so anomalous to believe that he was waiting for you. that first phone call, you two sat and talked and laughed for what felt like eternity but was really three-ish hours. and when you saw how long you sat on the line for, you couldn’t believe it. speaking with him just felt so nice, you felt like he could’ve been the only person in the world who understood you.
“i should probably let you go.” you laughed quietly, glancing over at the clock sitting on your nightstand.
there was a brief static of silence in your ear which made your stomach turn a bit.
“already?” michael said, almost a bit of a whine caught in his tone.
the disappointment in his voice caught you completely off guard but it made you smile to yourself.
“applehead, it’s been three hours.”
“has it?” the innocent playfulness showing through his voice.
“yes.” you replied, phone stuck between your shoulder as you reached for your glass of water.
there was another pause between you two before michael’s voice rang through once again.
“huh.”
you couldn’t help but laugh and neither could he.
the conversation continued for another few minutes, neither one of you really saying anything important anymore. the topics had long since run dry, yet neither of you seemed willing to be the first one to hang up.
eventually, the silence settled comfortably between the two of you.
“goodnight, babyface.”
the nickname made your heart do that familiar little flip yet you shook your head.
“goodnight, michael.”
another pause of silence.
“sleep good, okay?” his voice soft and low now.
“you too.”
and yet neither one of you decided to hang up which caused you to smile despite yourself.
“bye, michael.”
“bye, babyface.”
this time the line finally clicked.
you stared at the receiver for a moment before slowly placing it back on the hook. somehow, saying goodbye to him felt harder than calling him in the first place.
﹕ (✿˘͈ᵕ˘͈) ┈ woof.
┊ ♡ ﹒ off the wall era! (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
┊ ♡ ﹒ summary : michael is a lovesick loser boy and you get off on that. you say jump, and he says how high. why? because you’re pretty, give him attention and you have the pussy he can’t last three minutes in.
┊ ♡ ﹒ byi : smut! 🔞, submissive michael, mentions of face fucking.. but its not you getting your face fucked :), full on intercourse, reader is a D1 dirty talker, michael struggles with premature ejaculation, talks of loss of virginity, age gap (reader in mid to late twenties, michael is twenty one), strong emotional dependency, jealousy, codependent tendencies, idolization/idealization of a partner, insecurity (michael), power imbalance, bossy reader, lovesick michael. “daddy” is used to tease. reader is also a socialite. girl idk! there’s a lot to unpack here.
The roller rink was pulsing with life beneath a haze of colored lights. Purple, blue and red beams chased each other across the polished floor, reflecting off sequined jackets and the mirrored disco balls suspended from the ceiling.
The venue itself smelled of an array of things: hints of red icee and cotton candy, colognes, heavy hairspray and cigarette smoke as music thundered from enormous speakers mounted in the corners, bass vibrating through the walls and floor alike.
The rink was one of Los Angeles’ worst kept secrets. On any given weekend, half the city seemed to pass through its doors, LA personalities, aspiring musicians and even well known ones, actors, and industry kids all looking for a few hours of normalcy beneath the disco lights. Michael had even performed there once or twice over the years, drawing crowds that packed the floor shoulder to shoulder. Tonight though, he was there because it was Friday night, the music was good—or so he says.
He sat perched on the edge of a vinyl booth near the rink, one leg bouncing restlessly beneath the table. At twenty one, he occupied an awkward space between abandoning boyhood and stepping into superstardom. Off the Wall had transformed everything. People stared now. People whispered. Girls gathered the courage to approach him and then dissolved into nervous giggles halfway there. Yet somehow he still looked slightly uncomfortable with the attention, dressed in a fitted button down and dark bell bottoms, curls falling around his face as he watched the skaters glide by.
Across from him sat Bill, who had spent the better part of the evening pretending not to notice Michael checking the entrance every five minutes.
“Gonna wear a hole in the floor if you keep doing that, Joker.”
Michael looked away from the doors immediately. “Doin’ what?”
Bill chuckled. “Keep those feet still.”
Beside them, one of Michael’s managers leaned back with folded arms. “She’s not coming.”
Michael frowned. “Who?”
That earned him three unimpressed stares.
The manager laughed first. “Right. Sure.”
Michael rolled his eyes and reached for his orange juice, hiding a shy smile. “You guys are trouble..” The real truth was embarrassing enough without them making a spectacle of it.
You’d simply mentioned a few days ago that you might stop by the rink on Friday night around eleven. Any accusations that he was waiting for any particular person were completely unfounded. Baseless, even! The fact that he’d arrived early, picked a booth with a clear view of the entrance, and couldn’t seem to stop looking toward the doors was merely an unfortunate series of coincidences. Right? Right.