The day is mine @iridescent-glitch - Tumblr Blog

say what you want about me but friends confide in me. colleagues hug me. animals nap on me and strangers meet my eyes and smile

pitbolshevik

bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household

bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough

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some of my favorite tags

kiki-or-bouba

This post is: Bouba

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One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

volcanokids

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

jordisstigander

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

kirkspocker

via @elytrians

asmeesh

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

shit-show-no-go

Can you swap their heads ?

asmeesh

omg you can

asmeesh

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

theinvisiblespoon

memeuplift

mossspores

life if comes fucks me

sixthrock

this is really one of the best images ever

dudewheresmycock

that-house

death to the surveillance state

sparklebog

I feel like because ALL women are forced to feel insecure about their bodies, thin women often think that what fat women experience is equally comparable to them. Not even close ladies

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woolandflax

Mewseum

starperchek

Art by Yuji Moriguchi.

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silly-signs

Official silly sign

leddzephyr

cis men trying to impress a woman have access to levels of pretentious cringe previously thought to only occur at event horizons.

leddzephyr

a man once tried to flatter me by going "you know what i notice about your home? there's no TV, because you're so intellectually alive you don't even need one" like motherfucker i absolutely have a tv, it's just under the bed right now because i kept abandoning necessary tasks because i love tv so damn much. don't even fucking play. you know what's not here, for real? you. byeeeee.