Cabbage

Trying to draw I guess. Commissions OPEN. iridescentasf on insta/Twitter

[brooklyn-bridge]

[lunchboxoffun]

There is something called too comfortable and this is it. I’d fall asleep when the previews would start.

[lunchboxoffun]

Make every kiss count

[mewtripled-deactivated20230508]

When I was younger, I had no clue about how to stick that damn little cotton stick up my VIP entrance during shark week. There was a time my childhood friends guided me through the other side of the bathroom door, but after many frustrating attempts, a bish couldn’t do it. For some reason it made me feel ashamed, knowing that girls my age already knew how to use a tampon, and I didn’t– so I just faked it because I couldn’t bear the initial pain and wanted to get it over with. Obviously over time, I learned that your maturity isn’t based on how you catch the blood spillin out of yo VIP entrance, and it really doesn’t matter which or what method you choose during that time of the month. Support me on patreon.com/mewtripled or buy my merch on etsy.com/shop/mewtripled!

[lunchboxoffun]

This is something I totally can relate to.

[book-caps]

[johaniss]

🔪

[girls-like-girls-site]

Kissing in bed.

[minimushroomms]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[evilvvitch]

I refuse to believe any of these are real

[taibhsearachd]

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

[mrrrjjjreblog]

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

[iridescentasf]

Current mood

[lyghtbulb]

positive post-s6 vibes

(feel free to reblog, please don’t repost!)

[marshals-to-dictators]

What’s a mormon

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

Typically a dumb person, used as a insult like “idiot”

[marshals-to-dictators]

Oh ok so what’s an evangelist

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

People who think that is a “church”

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

Isn’t that a football stadium?  

[stbonifacesaxe]

No that’s Joel Osteen’s “church”

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

…I don’t buy it. Not a single icon or stained glass window in the place.

[stbonifacesaxe]

If you hate the designs of protestant mega churches, you’re REALLY gonna hate their idea of communion

[marshals-to-dictators]

[nonixnil]

🌴🍹☀️

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[sayorimax-deactivated20190101]

💛Amazed💛

[coolnonsenseworld]

I have headcanons over headcanons of how they dance - how Keith thinks he can’t dance but Lance proves him wrong every time, and how Keith dances like he fights, and Lance is a very good lead because he reacts to his dancing partner and makes sure they feel comfortable– and he happy dances so much, Keith at some point just KNOWS he is going to get dragged to a dance before it happens - he hears Lance is happy in the distance and just leaves his cup and extends his hand to be swept into a dance. And he starts to be so happy that Lance chooses him to share his happiness with. And they can stay on the dance floor all night, flushed and hair sticking to foreheads damp with sweat, but still smiling like lunatics, and when the sun starts rising and most people are too tired to even stand up, they are still on the dance floor - tired but grinning and slow dancing. And every time they dance - time stops for them and they just bask in each others warmth. And their wedding dance? Keith voted against having one, because he doesn’t want to dance in front all of their friends and family like it’s a show, but he smiles widely when the music starts playing anyway and he watches as Lance asks for the dance and his response is automatic, because his lungs are filled with such joy that he grabs his husband’s hand and time stops for them again. 

Catch me crying in the club 😢😭😭

[thenameisdog]

[thenameisdog]

[nah-later]

we don’t deserve these animals tbh

[peachypigeonsketches]

DANNY DONT YOU KNOW