Peaches and Pigeons

Kip/Phill | They/Them | Taken | Furry | Sub | NSFW

[mactiir]

Shoulda realized I had adhd that time I misplaced a two-ton vehicle and didn’t realize for 48 hours

[mactiir]

How to activate executive dysfunction in twenty easy steps:

-be in college

 -drive to cafe to do homework, stay for a while

 -i can’t park at the university b/c parking passes are like 300 dollars, so i leave my car where it is and walk to a building on campus for a meeting. this is important.  normally I walk to and from campus

 -heyimoncampus.jpeg

 -it’s been 2 hours so by now the car has ceased to exist until I need it again

 -walk home 

-life as usual for a few days, I don’t need my car during the week so i don’t notice it’s not where it’s supposed to be

-Saturday. I pack up to drive to see my folks. Got all my stuff in a backpack and i’m ready to go 

-go to parking spot 

- Dude Where’s My Car (2000) 

 -holyfucksomebodystoleitwhostolemycar– waitasecond

-long term memory… loading. loading.

 -oh shit it’s 2 miles away I left it at the cafe on Thursday 

- “who stole my car” me. i did. i stole my own car. from myself

-basically jog back across campus to get there as fast as possible because it’s not like i left it in a rando parking lot for two days already and the 5 minutes i save by exhausting myself will totally make a difference

-holy shit i hope it’s still there

-it is. the god of forgetful assholes was smiling down on me because i don’t even have a parking ticket even though i’m right under a “no overnight parking” sign

- this car had a 50/50 shot of actually turning over on any given day because it guzzled through batteries like some people guzzle la croix so by now i’m freaking out b/c i have no idea what to do if it doesn’t start

-god of faulty car batteries is smiling too

-i am halfway to driving to my parents when i realize i forgot my backpack at home

-somehow it takes five years before anyone suspects i have adhd

-the end

[c-a-t-z-z]

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[pomrania]

I know I’ve seen one of these pictures before, but I hadn’t known there were THIS MANY pictures of this adorable cat, with rubber duckies!

[batfamquotes]

Bruce Wayne has never looked more like a DILF than when he’s being drawn by Greg Capullo

[marsapartment]

Greg Capullo is absolutely the best Batman artist. The talent his Bruce has. The range.

Mysterious and sexy.

Soulful and soft.

A wholeass man when necessary

And who could forget his boldest entry: Zero Year-Bruce. This baby Batman is a jacked, protein-shake-drinking, mid-20s fuckboi with the freshest fade in Gotham city. But. He is still soft. He has Disney Prince eyebrows and he absolutely knows how to use them.

His Bruce Wayne is so good, but then you have to factor in the most telling component in any Batman artist’s work, and that’s how they draw Robin in relation to Batman.

Perfection.

[insertepithethere]

What’s he doing out here with all this ass

[that-twink-over-there]

[kaprika]

[pingo1387]

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

he really is too, you do not know one damn thing abt how the dinosaurs interact with each other in the land before time world and then this dude comes in and immediately establishes that slurs are real and he intends to use them

[chibiwhitemage]

This post went in sd o many directions

[ncjswnnskdoekdmenns]

[toothcereal]

she's bald except for the ponytail

[heymomlookimadeablog-deactivate]

That’s a warrior’s cut

[bluestem-anna]

Mrs warrior is crying because her wife just got diagnosed with fatal bookshelf-brain

[upthewitchypunx]

Are crystals the new blood diamonds?

Gwyneth loves them, Adele can’t sing without them and Kim Kardashian uses them to deal with stress. Many of us are lured by their beauty and

“if consumers buying goods that they believe help them ‘connect with the Earth’ are, in fact, making purchases that are connected to grave human-rights abuses, environmental destruction, conflict and corruption. Unfortunately, this is a very real risk for products like crystals.”

[returntoeden]

make sure your crystals are ethically sourced.

make sure your crystals are ethically sourced.

make sure your crystals are ethically sourced.

[constellations-and-energy]

Tip for figuring out if the shops you attend sell crystals that are ethically sourced (at least in the United States): Ask if the shop has any sort of certification. Specifically, the American Gem and Trade Association is the overarching group that vets and verifies the ethics, sources, and reliability of any gem marketer in the US. They are EXTREMELY thorough and the verification process takes ~2 years to complete.

Source: me, the girl who works for an AGTA certified crystal shop

[dancingwithherweddings-blog]

Renee & Stef accidentally saw each other moments before their ceremony & we’ll be the first to put our hands up…we’re crying 😍😭 Captured by @kaleidoshoots (at Jersey, Channel Islands) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1a77OGF77E/?igshid=104kkjcg1oxts

[girls-can-get-married]

[that-twink-over-there]

[nowimhaunted]

Ariana grande is suing forever 21 for stealing her look when she literally stole her look from a smaller queer artist I have no words

[sewersidesquad]

here’s the full body pic

and a lil more context..

Don’t try to perform at pride if you’re gonna take advantage of the community you’re performing for.

[glitterycloudcrown]

just another addition i want to drop in here dont mind me

[where-u-go]

I’m just gonna leave this here...

[theveryworstthing]

a few small haunted houses.

[jesus-lizard-journal]

fucking woah, this is so good

I’m blown away.

[amygdalae]

[yellingatmytv-deactivated202209]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[translucio]

[meddlsome]

Me: I'm 17

Millenials: cool cool no doubt

Me: I was born in 2002

Millenials:

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

3. horny

[tearlessrain]

for your consideration

[birdtypegirl]

[conquered-gnomes]

Why is Jesus Feral

[birdtypegirl]

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

[muchymozzarella]

“Why is Jesus feral”

*me, having read the bible* um the boi he wild 

[australiansanta]

some of y’all really be living life without social anxiety huh

[shencomix]

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

[lockeyseven]

Wait what

[supreme-leader-stoat]

What

[edgar-allan-possum]

[neocores]

fellas is it gay to be gay

[anastrophilesworld]

according to historians? no.