IridescentMist

23 Random rubbish. INTP. All that jazz. Forever a dreamer. And a gamer. ~Sheep are life~ I'm the fury that'll look cute but will take down the biggest enemies without fear

[katchwreck]

[volcaniclastic]

oh my goodness will you look at the time

[sickfuture]

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

[wiredabyss]

Free them

[snailwizards]

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM

[ajistorpid]

This is so cursed oh my god

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[missc3po-deactivated20211110]

i was dissociating while scrolling them isee this and involuntarily scream

[midnight-spectrum-again]

My sense of humor is so fucked up, I don’t laugh at normal things anymore

[ecology-of-the-inhuman]

[robotmoxie-blog]

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

[vaspider]

I cannot deal with it. I have to literally leave the room.

[ahaze]

It’s a sign of being extremely empathetic.

[kelssiel]

thanks! i hate it, how do i uninstall?

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[kitchenism]

I want mental health to be so normalised that little children can tell their parents if they’re feeling mentally ill just like they would if they had a stomach ache or a fever.

I want mental health to be so normalised that school lets you go home after a panic attack episode like they do if you sustain an injury.

I want mental health to be so normalised that when someone’s in recovery the people around them ask for progress reports and send get well soon cards just like they would for any other sort of recovery.

I want mental health to be normalised because every mental health disorder is just as frightening, just as damaging as a life threatening injury and we pass people by every day who are so unwell in this sense but who don’t receive a fraction of the care they deserve just because mental health is unseen.

[sirfrogsworth]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

(sobs into my pillow)

[jonahsimms]

You saying you have my back? Yeah, I got your back.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[koroleva-dvastolba]

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

[youthbookreview]

[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

[jelloapocalypse]

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.

the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”

[allycattiny]

[frosty3thefrostening]

Tumblr’s literary analysis skills are best summed up by the fact that “he could feel the glucose entering his cells” was not enough to tip tens of thousands of people off that this was not an interaction meant to be taken at face value.

[liberalsarecool]

The system is rigged and our institutional alarms are broken.

[cthulhulovesewe]

Welcome to late stage capitalism, buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

[ankle-beez]

reminder that corporations don't care about you and they never will

[ankle-beez]

The entirety of the Simpsons is literally on your shitty streaming service you fucking cunts

[t3sticles]

Anakin murdering toddlers is also on their piece of shit service

[weavemama]

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

Jesus

[okayladykiller-deactivated-deac]

Nooo not the red one

[forest-of-grace]

With a sword?

Which power rangers?

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

Power rangers wild force

[violaslayvis]

Power ranger: *murders someone with a sword*

Yall: “Which power rangers?”

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

the important questions

[whitepeopletwitter]

[molothoo]

Oh my god

[uncleromeo]

just in case you don’t trust uberfacts

[bipirate]

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship

[neenarchive]

newt’s character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet

[timefortigers]

i dont care about any of this 1920s magic drama i just want newt scamander to cheerfully inform us how bad it hurts to get stung by various wizard animals

[prideprejudce]

new critical thought: is the celebrity that everyone is calling a ““fashion icon”” really that fashionable or are they just skinny and rich?

[prideprejudce]

*swings my bat at the hornets nest* 

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT BELLA’S WEARING!! EXACTLY THAT!!

[prideprejudce]

@robertjosephmaccready​ these tags are *chefs kiss*