Iris Roberts Is Queen

"My darling lots of people get annoyed by people! But you can stand out by being the gem that you are..." Iris Roberts is Queen She Loves Me trash||Low-key bisexual

[fulllblownrose-blog]

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

[savage-affinity]

Context to the story:

The girl cut her hair once so that she could have bangs. The mother disapproved and decided to cut off 15" of her hair as punishment. The girl later again decided to change her hair style and the above was the result; she shaved her daughters head.

Having a few personal experiences with this kind of invasive behaviour it really hurts to see someone go through these kinds of things, where the parent tries to live vicariously through their childs life, to attempt to shape them and make their decisions for them depending on what THEY would do and give their child NO independence or self expression.

Thankfully, this mother thought her actions were 100% justifiable and posted it to Facebook as a bit of a “haha, teach my kid a lesson” and has been hit with brutal recrimination from her community and has had visits from Child Protective Services.

For so many young (and older) girls their hair is their self expression, and in several months I hope this girl will have hers back.

[jackpowerx]

Children are not their parent’s possessions.

Children are NOT their parents’ possessions.

CHILDREN ARE NOT THEIR PARENTS’ POSSESSIONS!!!

[ewaneneollav]

a President accidentally makes a new law that anyone shorter than him gets executed but he accidentally makes it an amendment to the constitution so it applies to future presidents too, in the next elections theres a frenzy of people voting for the shortest president so they dont die and this is how they end up electing a 3 foot tall man named Pinwheel Patrick who goes on to become the most tyrannical dictator the world has ever seen

[keep-away-reality]

30th of July

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

also I get that joking about russia making memes illegal is hilarious but also like maybe think for 5 minutes about how the russian government is eroding the free speech rights of its citizens and moving towards scary state censorship

[evawilliam-deactivated20180127]

also how the Russian government is employing the same tactics as North Korea; react ridiculously to harmless teasing so the world thinks of you as a cartoon caricature of a disctatorship and pays no attention to the actual horrific human right violations that are going on every single day. we’re literally playing right into their hands by making a joke of this.

[smoking-sections]

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[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[drinklust]

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

How to Fake Confidence

1. Hold your head high, and look others in the eye

2. Smile

3. Stop apologizing

4. Relax and be quick to laugh at yourself (but not at others!)

5. Dress in a way that indicates you have self worth

6. Use good manners (like saying please and thank you) as this is actually a mark of self respect

7. Expect other people to believe in you, and to see and appreciate your good qualities.

[empireprep]

8. Before you know it, its no longer fake

[wiredonwarid-deactivated2016122]

wheRE WAS THIS ALL MY LIFE

[yonebayashin-blog]

As someone who did this, I can guarantee you it legit works

[iris-roberts]

Okay yeah, but this is very difficult for some people...

[miscellaneousmishaps]

Becoming Broadway trash is dangerous. you see that one life ruining musical which is like opening Pandora’s box onto a world of hurt and original cast recordings

[iris-roberts]

Can't believe this was over a year ago! And by can't believe I mean: How has this been in my bio on like everything for over a year now?!

[computer-gaze-deactivated202406]

[knuckle-pucked-deactivated20150]

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

[pancakereport-deactivated201904]

Date someone who will let you fall asleep in their car, drive the whole time, be okay with it, and avoid the holes so you sleep fine.

[itsdetachable]

Bonus points if they curse the government for not using their taxes to fill the holes with more cement while they do it

[sardonicremarks]

If you’re not obsessed with your girlfriend you’re doing it wrong

[dovemother]

low key wanna die. high key know it’ll get better and that I’ll be okay but still low key wanna die

[dinobot]

*sleeps to avoid my problems* *wakes up and my problems are still there* what the fuck actually