A SAVAGE AFFINITY

Software Engineer in the making and definitely falling onto the more nerdy side of the geek / nerd scale. Currently developing a Tabletop Roleplaying System called "Affinity" as well as a supporting Tabletop Card Game called "Alchemist" Watch this space for more info!

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Excerpt from a story...

“Davis found himself waking up, naked and covered in blood, at these crimes. He began to suspect that he was the killer.”

Oh I dunno, could be ANYONE.

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Fallout 4 Settlement Mods: Prepare to spend gross amounts of time decorating

Spring Cleaning

OCDecorator

Homemaker

Settlement Supplies Expanded

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Useful Console Commands:

Move things anywhere using x, y, z coordinates (helpful for placing things where the editor won’t let you or clipping things together.)

ex. select object, type “modpos x 5″ without parenthesis, will move object 5 on the x axis. “modpos x -5″ five the other way. z is up and down, y is perpendicular to x, 5 is any number, etc.

Delete things like corpses and world objects you can’t scrap or are out of bounds. Select item, type “markfordelete”. It won’t disappear right away until you reload or leave the area and come back.

player.placeatme 001ADA21 <- do yourself a favor and give yourself a housecat

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I can spawn house cats?!

house cats house cats house cats!

HOUSE CATS HOUSE CATS HOUSE CATS!!

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Silly floofmaster, that’s not a sneeze!

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Van Damme's daughter

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Awesome mech-animals by http://crazyasian1.deviantart.com/

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I have needed this GIF my entire life. I didn’t know it until the moment I saw it, like the dirt hole I wished would open beneath me that time I accidentally sharted in the shower in front of my girlfriend,

But now I have it, and my life is complete.

Turn off the net, we’ve done it, we’ve achieved the purpose of the internet.

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Pilot: “And if you look to your left you will see... a fucking... cat?”

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marimorano.deviantart.com

It’s just so perfect

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How to become your own grandfather...

Ok, first real day off uni, I have thought of a way to legally become your own grandfather... Incoming Jerry Springer!

Step 1: Marry an older woman who has a daughter your age Step 2: Your father then ends up marrying your younger step daughter.

Father is now your son in law, step-daughter is now also your step-mother

Step 3: Have child with your wife

Your child is now a brother-in-law to your father. Your child is now your uncle Your step-daughter is now step-sister to your child

Step 4; Father has a child with your step daughter

Your dads kid is now your sister Your dads kid is also your step-daughters baby, thus your grandchild

Your wife is your step-mothers mother, who is now a grandma. You are married to your own grandmother. You are your own grandfather.

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Interpretive flatulence

Dear Diary…

Day four, minimal sleep (maybe 8 hours total across these days), I find myself “singing” along to music through the use of interpretive flatulence noises for several minutes. This led to the statement of “I have clearly lost it”, followed by uncontrollable maniacal laughter for several more minutes.

My sole form of intelligible conversation today has been with a Soy Sauce bottle, and frankly, it’s starting to make sense…

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My apologies, it has reminded me it is in fact soy and garlic, when will the racial profiling stop? #saucejustice

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Interpretive flatulence

Dear Diary...

Day four, minimal sleep (maybe 8 hours total across these days), I find myself "singing" along to music through the use of interpretive flatulence noises for several minutes. This led to the statement of "I have clearly lost it", followed by uncontrollable maniacal laughter for several more minutes.

My sole form of intelligible conversation today has been with a Soy Sauce bottle, and frankly, it's starting to make sense...

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Perfect picture for the phrase “disgustingly adorable”

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I like this, another!