Time flies when you’re in a dissociative state.

Irish || 19 || 🤷🏼

[xquackerzx]

concept-

a juul but with serotonin pods

[forse-sam]

me when I don't have a crush on anyone: uuuuugh thi is boooooring :( I wanna fall in love again!! i miss having butterflies in my stomach and smiling for no reason :(( i want a girlfrienddd

me at the slightest "feeling" occuring: oh shit shit shit shit nooooo

[girlunionize]

[veryfunnymemes]

[paulbakers]

Charles: *walks into the break room*

Jake, in the break room, back turned: Hello Charles.

Charles, in awe: How do you do that without turning around?

Jake: I’ll be honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you but ... here we are.

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[mothmanliveshere]

hey op good news

[bpdbuttercup]

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

[crow--teeth]

hey vampires! im very stupid and have so much blood

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

if u don’t have a crush on me grow up

[knifefightscene]

[anna-kendrickarchive]

[paulthebukkit]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[valtsv]

[lovegoods]

[zagreus]

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise an insecure perfectionist who never finishes anythi

[deatholy]