[godoforeos]

SBFP’s playthrough of Become Human is already going well

[pour-des-raisons]

[minim-calibre]

The most commonly accepted age range that I have seen for Millennials is, in fact, Chris Evans to Tom Holland. (1981 to 1996)

At this point, the Millennials are, for the most part, no longer the kids on your lawn; they’re your slightly-younger friends also complaining about the kids on the lawn.

[akiyty]

The Holland-Evans Range sounds vaguely astronomical. I like it

[axur]

Christopher McKenney

[imperatorkhaleesi]

Ophelia Coming Out Of Her River To Shame Hamlet

[wndasmaximoffs]

[kuntsuragi]

captain america coming out of the ice like

[plainsonglady]

[catchymemes]

[papi-chulo-bucky]

So I’m at my aunts house

And my cousin, who’s like 12 is really sick and she’s been in bed for the past few days. She was able to come downstairs for some juice (cuz she’s dehydrated af lol I could see it) and she had on some sleeping shorts and a lil tank top. Which is normal for sleeping. And my other aunt’s opens the black hole that is her mouth and says “you need to put clothes on, my husband is here!” So I was like “why is your husband looking at a twelve year old like that in the first place? 🤔 is there something we need to be worried about?” Now my entire fam is fighting and it’s beautiful.

[pinkgliitter]

That last sentence is me

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

😂

[thesupremesourcream]

People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.

[stupiduglyfatcunt]

Also PoC erasure, most people don’t know he was 100% Indian

[daggers-drawn]

Specifically he was Parsi. Also raised Zeroastrian.

[avaazeman]

*zoroastrian 

[cornflakepizza]

#i dont think the white boys can handle a queer brown guy being their god

[karis-the-fangirl]

^^^ centuries of religious art featuring white-skinned blue-eyed Jesus have made that pretty clear

[joycevbyers-deactivated20191228]

His real name was Farrokh Bulsara. He was born in Zanzibar.

[blakrosemess]

And he was bisexual.

[rainbow-femme]

If society collapses and we gotta start living back in tiny tribal societies everybody’s gotta make sure when you start making those stories that get passed down through the ages that you include some ghibli movies in there. I want future archeologists to find multiple societies around the world worshiping chihiro the dragon rider goddess and howl the trickster god. We got one chance if it happens so don’t fuck it up

[dollarforthewolfman]

I can’t tell if we’re handling the collapse of society well or not anymore

[soundofbloom]

Wait, other people have been stuck here too?

[asgardianwarriorprincess]

[glitchedwitch-deactivated201608]

OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THOR PAGE OF ALL TIME 

[breefolk-hates-staff]

The reason Thor is a hero: My first thought was to just kill all the pigeons.

[brookietf]

“Time to make pigeon paste!”

“THOR NO!!!”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Loki’s distaste for peanuts has exposed his clever deception!

[between-stars-and-waves]

XD

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“One time I turned myself into a pigeon

and then Thor threw a bunch of peanuts at the pigeons, knowing that I don’t care for them

And when I didn’t eat the peanuts he went “MBLEGGGHHH IT’S YOU”

And hit me with a magic hammer”

[bartfargo]

Headcanon: Loki has a nut allergy

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Stop taking advantage of this”

[memescomedy]

[ordinarymagician2222]

[internetispersonae-deact]

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.

[chaz-serir]

To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:

Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?

Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255. On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.

And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

[i-had-to-padoru-it-to-em]

“On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.” I about pissed myself laughing at this.

[thebestoftumbling]

[bookoisseur]

I miss this show.

[party-wok]

the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.

[aimee-b-loved]

Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.

BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.

[iloveyoualeclightwood]

the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks

[allisonpregler]

Might be my favorite joke of the series

[twink-on-the-brink]

HOT DAMN

[petiteallemande]

Reunited | Part 2 Part 1 | Part 3

[petiteallemande]

Reunited | Some therapeutic sketches Part 2 | Part 3

[petiteallemande]

Reunited | Part 3 Part 1 | Part 2

[bootyunit]

[juelzsantanabandana]

When she say “I’m too thicc to handle”

[blkgrlmajic-deactivated20190402]

😂😂😂😂😂