rotten luck

[chamacafeahorrible]

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

[kotortwo]

doctor: congratulations, your wife just gave birth to a healthy baby boy! what do you want to name him?

me: *on fantasynamegenerators.com* hold on

[beardedmrbean]

[funnytwittertweets]

[killy-deactivated20241228]

Tumblr ads are like hi I know you’re elderly and busy dealing with schizophrenia and prostate cancer but you should consider shaving your balls

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[googleimagefinds]

image found while on google images ©

[ksylofonimandariini]

reblogging your own posts

[neuroticpantomime]

Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

[redpandarascal]

rethink your weekend. Harder liquor on an emptier stomach is just what you need. Trust me, I’m a doctor.

[depsidase]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

man-coded in the sense that being emotionally vulnerable At All makes me feel like I’m turning inside out and being set on fire

[nflstreet]

[chromaticabrasions]

obsessed with this

[sloady-deactivated20220918]

im literally so normal and can handle situations so well

[honeydrippingbeehives]

[littlelopfemme]

begging str8ies to stop calling v feminine celebrities w a full face of makeup & heels "butch" just bc their stylist gave them a fitted power suit to put on for some interview

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[lissy-strata]

[johannesviii]

Me ending every unsolicited phone call ever

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]