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me:
me: okay but how did they know that?
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@irishmusicqueen
horoscope: sometimes you be breathin
me:
me: okay but how did they know that?
Know your bricks!
tag yourself i’m french chateau
He actually told the time
HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?
My roomba is scared of thunderstorms
I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles
I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap
Humans will pack bond with anything.
I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.
Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.
I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.
I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER
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april mood
I feel this.
Happy anniversary of friendship @rhettlationship-goals
We’ve been through so much already, and I can’t wait to see what else we’ll do together next! Thanks for replying to that message from one year ago, and thanks for not blocking me since then <3
Oh, and don’t forget to LEAVE.
customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much
me: *misses my train by 6 seconds* me: if i didnt stop to look at that bird that one time when i was 10 i would have been 6 second ahead in life and this wouldn’t have happened.
gays are too much. i hate us
this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂
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STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG
SETH NO