[juicemold]

[juicemold]

need more love for the faggot king richard

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[omegaversereloaded]

You coulda had a bad bitch, malcolm middle

[desertbroadd]

[diosapate]

[segamascott]

[glintblade]

till the room doesn't smell anymore

[ozempicofficial]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude. bensons going to mercilessly punish our holes and throats for this

[contemptible-scoundrel]

must be one of those bugged no notes posts

[neilcicierega]

What inspired the 2 Trucks song?

I was thinking about two trucks having sex and, well, the rest is history

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[cheaphalloweencostume]

she’s a 10 but she insists that cleaning up has to have a “it gets worse before it gets better” stage and then she starts playing with all the shit she’s trying to put away

[depsidase]

[only-cat-memes]

[forgwater]

[shingojira]

Not now I’m busy

[skoople]

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

youre pissing me off