ohhhhhh we're all gonna die okay
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@irisweb
ohhhhhh we're all gonna die okay
DELTARUNE TODAY?!?!?!!!???
I'm literally so overwhelmed with joy I could cry. Holy shit I'm gonna pass out June 24th June 24th June 24th!!!!!!!!!!
It’s a great day to work at the alarm clock factory !!!
/ref
I don’t get it
IT IS A GREAT DAY TO WORK AT THE ALARM CLOCK FACTORY!!
so i've recently gotten into project hail mary and saw people making some fucked up eridians, and in the dead of night the muses had struck me with some form of divine inspiration.
behold my beautiful and fucked up child; Wet Floor.
"Grace refuses to add the swears to the vocabulary" WRONG! Rocky refuses to add the swears to the vocabulary. Grace (book!Grace, at least) is in his thirties. It's like a four-year-old baby by the Eridian standards. Rocky is not teaching the baby the swears, it would be so irresponsible!!
Also, it's so funny to think about how this conversation went. I'm not sure what mental image I love more: a) Rocky stopping in the middle of the rant to explain what he is saying so that Grace can add it to the dictionary or b) Rocky interrogating Grace on the Earth insults beforehand so that he can go on his rant uninterrupted. In any case — oh, to be a fly on that wall. I love them.
When universes collide (swap au)
Grace is cute in every universe lmfoaosjaos
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 33
Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune)
Pierrot (Freak Circus)
WAIT HE'S LOSING?!!?!!??!
Please vote for Rouxls. He's poly and bi and a pathetic wannabe loser of a villain. I love him so much he sucks (affectionate). You should vote for him.
He's also always seeking the approval of everyone else in a really funny and pathetic way and he mistakes the three protagonists for a throuple. He likes worms and he speaks in Old English, and he gets kicked out of the relationship he inserted himself into with a literal star.
all the luck in the world
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
Adrian and Rocky as a Penelope and Odyseuss variants.
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 54 (masterpost here)
*connecting ping*
Dick: Hood, please tell me you're available right now.
Jason: uh, hey, yeah i'm just puttin' fuel in my bike, all clear. are you ok? i thought you were off duty tonight.
Dick, struggling to hold back laughter: no no, i'm not on patrol and this isn't an emergency. i just got off the phone with B and needed to tell you what he just told me.
*a beat*
Jason: holy fuck what did the kids do?
Dick: *high pitched giggles*
Jason, already amused: which- which one was it? or did they team up?
Dick: *attempts to tamp down laughter* ok, ok hold on... *deep breath* you need to- Jason this one's really good, you need to prepare yourself.
Jason: i'm ready, give it to me.
Dick: so, Bruce just called me on my mobile phone, while i was in the middle of shopping for groceries, very angrily, so he could tell me that our two youngest brothers, our darling Duke and magnificent Damian, have gotten themselves banned from the Watchtower.
Jason, snickering: okaay? B bans them from everything all the time, it doesn't mean anything.
Dick, gleeful: no no, Jason you aren't understanding me here. when i say they're banned from the Watchtower, i don't mean Bruce grounded them for a week; i mean- *slight wheeze* i mean Clarkothy Kenneth himself has pulled Bruce aside and told him that Signal and Robin are no longer allowed on the premises,
Jason: *starts laughing, steadily increasing in volume*
Dick: -because they- *loud wheeze* *high-pitched* because they have proven themselves to be a danger to the Justice League.
Jason: *uncontrollable wheezes* what did they- what did they do?!
Dick: B said that- *cackling* *deep breath* B said that Barry used his super speed to win a- a thumb war, against Duke. and afterwards he said 'better luck next time, squirt', and i guess-
Jason: *wheeze*
Dick: -yeah i guess Duke was already in a bad mood, and he didn't appreciate the condescending nature of the whole thing?
Jason: to be fair Barry can be- like he's the asshole uncle.
Dick: oh for sure. and he does it with Damian a lot, which i get why- it's understandable that seeing him do the same shit to Duke made Damian go like- ok well here's my chance to gain an ally.
Jason: in his- *wheeze* in his war against the Flash,
Dick: exac- *choking wheezes*
Jason, high-pitched, slightly muffled: so what- what did they do?
Dick: Bruce said- Bruce said they lured him into one of the outer rooms- *choking* they tried to- they tried to ej- *wheeze*
Jason, barely breathing: w-hat?
Dick, weeping: they tried to- they tried to eject him into space-, *broken wheezes*
Jason: *barely breathing* THEY- *silent gasps*
*silence for fifteen seconds, except for the sound of both men struggling to breathe through laughter*
Dick: n he- *whimper* Barry had to call Clark for help because they locked him in and then tried to open a fuckin' window; Duke said they wouldn't let him in again unless he won another thumb war, and when Barry said 'how am i supposed to do that if i can't reach your hand?' *cough* Damian- Damian went 'better luck next time squirt' and tried to decompress the chamber-!
Jason: i can't- *struggling to breathe* i can't-
Dick: *unintelligible weeping*
Jason: what is wrong with them?
Dick: i'm so mad we weren't that funny when we were their age,
Jason: like how do you even come up with that-?!
Dick, still giggling: they tried to kill the Flash, Jason. Bruce said he cried.
Jason: *loses his shit*
fed up with Bruce tracking them/invading their privacy in the name of safety, i like to think the batkids pull an uno reverse and microchip Bruce while he’s passed out after a bad patrol injury. they start tracking his phone activity and texting him about wherever he is. bringing up things they know he’s searched for one his phone/people he’s been talking to, showing up at wherever he is during the day and interrupting him just to prove they always know where he is; just overall trying to annoy him the best they can.
issue is, Bruce is just so happy to see and talk to his kids at any point that he doesn’t even notice the breach of privacy, and the kids just end up feeling really awkward about how happy their dad is to see them.
Jason will bring up something in conversation with Bruce that was only privately relayed through texts between Bruce and a colleague, smirking because he knows Bruce is gonna be really paranoid about who’s watching his texts, except Bruce just smiles and happily chats with him for thirty minutes and he’s in a good mood all day because Jason willingly had a casual conversation with him, and when the JL ask why Batman’s in such a good mood at a meeting later that day Jason just goes bright red and doesn’t know what to say because he didn’t realise how much Bruce genuinely craves just catching up with him every now and then.
Dick will stalk him for weeks and wait until Bruce has a really tough busy day at work, specifically so he can wait for the evening where Bruce finally has a single moment to himself in a bar somewhere to relax, and then he busts in loudly sitting down next to Bruce and talking non-stop while ordering a drink, thinking that Bruce is going to be mad because this was his one peaceful moment and Dick ruined it by constantly tracking him. but instead the second Bruce realises Dick’s there all his exhaustion disappears. he gets a really wide genuinely pleased look on his face and happily offers to buy Dick a drink because ‘it’s so rare that they get to hang out!’ and Dick is left floundering because he was trying to be an asshole but now he just feels bad that he doesn’t spend time with Bruce outside of patrol business.
Tim keeps watching him through security cameras and updating him through text on his location in an attempt to make him tired of the constant supervision, but every time he texts Bruce like ‘you just walked into starbucks for the second time today.’ Bruce will just openly smile at his phone and respond like ‘would you like me to get you a drink? i can drop it off at your office if you’d like :)’ and Tim has to give up almost immediately.
essentially i like the idea of the batkids trying to annoy Bruce with themselves, forgetting that Bruce is just a dad who really loves his kids and can’t ever be annoyed by them.
I can hear the electricity
They're aura farming
forever a supporter of the dynamic that Dick is a dickhead older brother, but only specifically to Jason.
like, i feel like Jason was the only one he got to be a proper big brother too, rather than more of a mentor/guardian figure. when Jason was around he was barely even an adult, and Jason was a little shit of a pre-teen that gave as good as he took. Dick 100% was a piece of shit to him in the brotherly sense. with all the others though? after losing Jason and growing up and being the one that had to hold everything apart every time Bruce got lost in grief/a timestream or something, he is a completely different type of brother to the others than he is to Jason, and i think it would be funny to see the others slowly start to realise how different Dick's relationship is to Jason compared to the rest of them.
like, just the little things. they're all at the manor for a weekend and Dick makes Tim and Damian breakfast, ruffling their hair and sliding pancakes onto their plates. then Jason comes in and makes himself a piece of toast and Dick instantly jabs him in the ribs before stealing the food from his plate.
he always lets the others win at mario kart, chuckling easily whenever he's beaten at any game and actually seeming more proud at them for winning than sad for losing. then Jason picks up Damian's abandoned remote and suddenly he's all focus. snatching the player 1 remote and making Jason be player 2 and the two are literally trying to shove each other off the couch with how hard they're trying to beat each other. if Dick wins, you can hear his yells of mocking from across the manor. if Jason wins and he tries to say anything at all? Dick body slams him to the ground and they're fighting for a solid half an hour.
he steals Jason's shit all the time, and yet the one time Duke saw Jason walk into Dick's bedroom to borrow a shirt, Dick clocked it from down the hall and just yelled 'FUCK OUT MY ROOM' and Jason pivoted and left without even faltering in his movement, like he'd fully expected to be denied. it's worth mentioning that that very same day Tim asked Dick if he could borrow some socks and Dick told them all sincerely that they could go in and take whatever they wanted whenever they wanted. it's just Jason that isn't allowed, apparently.
for the record i think it goes both ways, and i think Jason is also the only guy who knows how to get under Dick's skin in that Specific Little Brother Manner. like that's his big brother, his only big brother. i think the others he either views as little kids to protect or just... random guys that were adopted while he was gone that he didn't even properly meet until he was an adult and out of the house, so he never really built a proper antagonistic sibling relationship with anybody else. Dick though? he pours salt into every glass of water he sees Dick drink out of. he steals his stuff. he stands just outside the doorway of Dick's room just so that when Dick yells for him to get the fuck out he can say 'i'm not in your room, you can't make me do anything'. he snitches on him to Bruce whenever he can, and whenever he figures out Dick has a crush on anybody he relentlessly tries to embarrass Dick in front of them.
anyway i just like to think about a Dick and Jason who are the only true childhood-brother pairs, and whenever they're in the same room for more than three minutes it shows. much to Bruce's everlasting exhaustion, because seriously how are these two still as bad as they were almost a decade ago??
That time of year again!!!
They're going to have a baby anytime now omg (don't ask why Susie is on a box, she knows what she did)
people who hate love + fear don't fucking GET it bro. yeah it's not marina's classic hyperpop sound which we all love, it's not her irony-laced lyrics, which many of her fans first fell in love with, and it's not something u can rlly vibe to OR have a manic-depression episode to like her other albums.
and like... that's the point. that is the Point. u can very clearly see the timeline of recovery in marina's albums and the WAY that the family jewels and electra heart and froot all sorta lead to this inevitable, eventual conclusion... love + fear is slow. it's gentle. it's sincere. it's unapologetically vulnerable. things that none of marina's former albums were, at least as a whole.
it's abt recovery. it's abt change. and that's why it hits. bc we know where it came from.