Transtemporal adventuress extraordinaire, metafict

Indie RP blog for Iris Wildthyme. This is a multi-ship / multi-fandom / AU friendly / etc. blog. Muse is canonically known for traversing the Multiverse and breaking the fourth wall. She's also drunk most of the time. Please specify which incarnation of Iris you'd like to write with; if you do not, I will have to choose one for you. Mun is 21+ Tracking: irisxwildthyme

[originallonemagpie]

Am I the only person who wants to see this framed by the gunbarrel logo from the opening of the James Bond films?

[tljoxter]

I call it Wildthyming, 

(was also photobombed by Dan Starkey! SONTAR HA!)

[soufflegirlclaraoswinoswald]

[whoniverserp]

       I’ll be a story in your head, but that’s okay,                 because we’re ALL stories in the end.                        Just make it a good one, eh? Because it                                was, you know. It was the best.

[irisxwildthyme]

Is your bus bigger on the inside?

“It didn’t used to be... but it is, now!”

[myopicfriend]

everybody TALKS about being fandom trash but did YOUR fandom actually start in a junkyard?

[whatthefoucault]

[irisxwildthyme]

It may have been quixotic, but it was magnificent. [[also hi!]]

“Ooh… ‘Quixotic’,” Iris repeated, animatedly impressed.

“Excellent choice of word, Luvie,” the Time Lady said, complimenting Nyssa, while at the same time, tipping her flask toward the Trakenite, as if making a toast.

[finalgwen]

Just a quick reminder that this picture of the Eleventh Doctor in stockings, suspenders and feather boas exists.

And the best part? It’s drawn by June Hudson, the same amazing woman who designed most of the most memorable costumes of 80s Who, including the 4th and 5th Doctor’s costumes.

[ibraxiatel]

AND PANDA!

<3

[janeturenne]

IRIS WILDTHYME you wonderful naughty thing you!  What bet did the two of them lose to you to provoke this?

Also Panda, dahling, those heels do simply marvelous things for your gams.  Call me, cutie ;)

[inboxmemethings-deactivated2015]

Peter Pan Sentence Meme

Absence makes the heart grow fonder… or forgetful.

All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again.

Dreams do come true if only we wish hard enough.

Every time you say you don’t believe in fairies, a fairy dies.

For to have faith, is to have wings.

Forever is a very long time.

I don’t want to go to school and learn solemn things.

It is not in doing what you like, but in liking what you do that is the secret of happiness.

It may have been quixotic, but it was magnificent.

Just always be waiting for me.

Never is an awfully long time.

Never say goodbye, because saying goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting.

Odd things happen to all of us on our way through life without our noticing.

Sir, you are both ungallant and deficient!

To die would be an awfully big adventure.

To live will be an awfully big adventure.

Would you like an adventure now, or would like to have your tea first?

You always know after you are two. Two is the beginning of the end.

You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it.

You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!

[dear-indies]

Reblog if you’re an indie Doctor Who RP account.

We are creating a masterlist for every Doctor Who roleplayer.

The list is here.

[asgardianangela]

      I am an Angel from the Heavens,             and I will not be disrespected.

[soufflegirlclaraoswinoswald]

[whoniverserp]

       I’ll be a story in your head, but that’s okay,                 because we’re ALL stories in the end.                        Just make it a good one, eh? Because it                                was, you know. It was the best.

[she-ra-princess-of-power]

      I am Adora, He-Man’s twin sister and defender of the             Crystal Castle. Fabulous secrets were revealed                  to me the day I held aloft my sword and said:                            “For the honor of Greyskull! I am She-Ra!”

[irisxwildthyme]

"What hideous sin have you committed lately?"

“… Wouldn’t you like to know…?” Iris replied, inclining an eyebrow and smiling a bit like the cat that got the cream.

[kreeguns-and-helmet]

“ Oh, well you know.. I do a little bit of everything. Like I’m a singer.. dancer.. model.. outlaw. Hell, I was probably being humble when I said I was a quadruple threat.. and you know what? I was being humble, because I’m good at a lot of stuff. “ 

[irisxwildthyme]

“Well, that’s great!” Iris exclaimed. “Are you good at stealing things, too?” she asked, perhaps not so subtly.

“Because... ya’see... there’s this museum... in space... an’ it’s got this really fantastic little store’a wine. Th’ stuff’s ancient -- made by a bunch’a monks wot call ‘emselves Wine Lords,” she explained with a little smirk.

“... Interested?”

[jaqenxfacelessxman-archived]

+ 7

        “A man can see you. Why does a stranger hide?”

[irisxwildthyme]

“Oh! Sorry, Luvie!” Iris gushed, giggling a bit. “I didn’t mean t’ skulk -- I wos just tryin’ t' get this bottle’a gin open,” she explained, holding out a clear bottle with a cork wedged into its top.

With an apologetic little smile, Iris asked, “Maybe you might have some better luck?” As an afterthought, she added, “I’ll share it with you, if you can get it open...” Trailing off, Iris raised an eyebrow as if playfully challenging the man.

[cittamemes]

Send "Smooch!" for a reaction to my muse suddenly being kissed by yours.

[irisxwildthyme]

... and please specify which incarnation of Iris -- or, I can just pick one. Whatevs -- it‘s all good.

[geronimoxdingdong-archive-deact]

                             ”Well, there’s a moon made of actual honey.                              Well, not actual honey. And it’s not actually                              a moon. And technically its alive and a bit                              carnivorous, but there are some lovely views.”

[irisxwildthyme]

"Why, Doctor! Are you asking me to marry you?" Iris exclaimed, barely able to contain her excitement.

Honestly... What else could he possibly mean by suggesting a 'honeymoon'? Or, more accurately, a not-actual-moon made of not-actual-honey? 

Same thing, right?