stevetony will never be canon, keep dreaming
there goes all my hopes cRUSHED, anon. all of this time spent shipping them meANINGLESS. empty. how will i gO ON knowing that they will never be elevated to the mythic untouchable status of canon. itâs so sad that all i have is
steve defending naked tonyâs honor
the way tony likes to launch himself face first at steve in order to protect him
tony stark: steve rogersâ personal chauffer
steve carries tony out of burning buildings in the bridal carry
in fact steve guest stars in an iron man comic just to carry tony out of a burning building
the firemanâs carry is actually reserved for the cartoon
marvel funded & created a CGI animation film featuring 71 minutes of them sassing each other and taking names
once upon a time the current writer for the avengers, jonathan hickman (2012-present) implied that tonyâs method of choice to make up to steve were blowies
and yes he might be torturing us all but at least heâs man enough to admit that the avengers is really about their relationship
comic writer brian michael bendis on how avengers: prime was framed as an adventure they had to go on to remind them why they love each other so much
here it is in tonyâs own words
tony looking like heâs having a religious experience and seen the light or smth while being hugged by steve
and is that surprising i mean thereâs an entire comic that beings by framing the narrative arc framed around them
60âČs comics written like all the best terrible fanfiction where tony stark refers to steve rogersâ eyes as clear azure and composes poetry about his grace and daring
âi know you believe in the future, but i believe in people. and i choose to believe in your, iron man.â
retro comics were just really gay
animated tv show avengers assemble opens with steve facing off against red skull, his presumed âdeathâ is the catalyst for tony reforming the avengers. their mid-season finale ended with tony âalmost dyingâ
not very pg-13 for a kidsâ show if you ask me
itâs really also extremely gay
whatâs his username? captain america. whatâs his password? captain america. foolproof. no one would ever guess. totally unhackable.
avengers tower: home and HQ of the earthâs mightiest heroes but also the site of the one and only âcap tribute roomâ
all the best superhero bases have framed portraits of captain america itâs interior designing 101
in fact tony thinks steveâs pretty no matter what skintight navel-bearing costume heâs wearing
tony thinks ultimates cap just so happens to be americaâs hottest president
âgood morning belovedâ to which steve answers without even batting an eye
are they flirting??? was there really another horse?? we just donât know
âwhere is here? is this a dream? tell me it is, tony. tell me you can wake me. tell me iâm not going to die in my sleep. donât let this old soldier just fade awayâ â marvel comics?? or soap opera love story?? who can even tell the difference???
pictured: assorted superheroes with representatives from the avengers, the fantastic four, the x-men discussing how much tony and steve love each other while in the background steve and tony have a conversation
a married couple and leaders of the next generation of avengers referring to steve and tony as the mother and father of the avengers
sometimes they hold hands
actual canon universe earth-3490 where cis female tony married steve and their marriage helped end the civil war.
âmr. stark, when i woke up in this era, i had no one, nothing. you gave me a purpose, somewhere to belong. you gave me a home.â
tony and steveâs lips have touched bc tony was giving him cPR TO SAVE his life at the risk of his own
tony referring to the day he met steve as the greatest day of his life
civil war: the confession. where tony stark admits to steve rogersâ cold dead body that worse than the equivalent of selling his soul, alienating half of his friends and family from him, destroying his moral integrity combined, the one thing he couldnât live with was steve being dead
âmaybe⊠maybe there was a reason you had to be on the other side of every argument. how you could be my rudder, steering me when otherâs couldnât⊠i donât know if i can do it without you⊠i certainly wonât do it as wellâŠâ
like theyâre standing there reincarnated as walking corpses and steveâs missing half his face and theyâre still acting like an old married couple
âguess theyâll have to learn to love me. you did.â
they jOKE ABOUT HAVING THE KIND OF ROUGH SEX THAT REQUIRES SAFEWORDS.
why dream when i have all this cold hard reality staring me in the face
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