Holy Toledo

Jake, 30, he/him

[boneheadspazmotron]

I made a horrible horrible website to document the millions of used wetsuits The Aquabats! have worn over the past 3 decades. Take a peek and learn something. If you care.

https://boneheadspazmotron.wixsite.com/uniformemporium

An in process collection and archive of costume pieces worn by The Aquabats! over the years! Bonehead's Uniform Emporium is the most complet

It's an ongoing work and I'm constantly updating it at a pace of "when I feel like it" and will eventually add a section for merchandise too

[not-lupus]

rare house W

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[columboscreens]

[oldinterneticons]

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores.

[molive-0]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[mariacallous]

[iamnmbr3]

When Trump and the GOP straight up admit that they want to end democracy believe them. Vote now while you still have a change to stop them from turning the USA into a fascist dictatorship. They won't let you get another chance.

[mothcub]

Finally...

[papayajuan2019]

Study Finds Bruh Moments Are Increasing At An Alarming Rate

[quirky-vg]

From: Tinkle Pit

[imaginarylands4000]

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

[3000s]

glass of water is so epic

[3000s]

glass of water is awesome

[junkartie]

Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”

[junkartie]

Damn this post rlly struck a cord with u guys hello mfs who cry easily i love all of you and care you

[buttertoothbrushvanillafloss]

[wowbright]

"I would like to not pick and not get the poison and be celebrated for my choice."

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[ferrettoy]

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

[m0thmancore]

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

[ferrettoy]

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

[pirateprincessjess]

Men are being very normal about the new Godzilla design

[kaban-bang]

[mrhealyourgirl]

Me and my wife cuntzilla