I know kung-fu!

The name's Danny Rand. Not Daniel, just Danny. Most know me as Iron Fist, others know me as idiot and punk. Don't start none, won't be none.

[whyinevermiss]

Course not, wouldn’t dare compare unbeatable aim with practically any weapon over a dragon and tai chai.

[irondragonrand]

I have yet to insult your skills, because I never would. But thank you, Barton. You're a scholar and a gentleman.

[whyinevermiss]

(Wow, is tonight the night of jerks or something?) 

Same could be said here, bro. You in no way have my hours of training and skillset.

[irondragonrand]

You're embarrassing yourself, man. Don't even compare our trainings and skillsets.

[whyinevermiss]

Everyone keeps calling me Iron Fist, so I can’t be the only one.

[irondragonrand]

Or mostly because we're both white blonde males. Except, let's be honest, that's an insult to me.

[johnxmitchell]

Just make me one.

[irondragonrand]

No.

[whyinevermiss]

Don’t we all, huh?

[irondragonrand]

Mostly you.

[sansamfstark]

[whyinevermiss]

It makes perfect sense. You’re just too drunk with zen to know it.

[irondragonrand]

Or you just say really stupid things.

[johnxmitchell]

Red hair, hourglass figure, eats a lot.

[irondragonrand]

And you're a crappy liar.

[johnxmitchell]

What, I’ve got super powers. Natasha said I might be Avengers material.

[irondragonrand]

Um... Which Natasha? Because I know Nat and she would have probably laughed at you, man.

[whyinevermiss]

I don’t want to see you centering anything except for the bill. Let’s go.

[irondragonrand]

That...doesn't make any sense.

[johnxmitchell]

irondragonrand replied to your post: Did someone say tea?

Kiss my ass.

Can I be a Hero for Hire too?

[irondragonrand]

[whyinevermiss]

Calm down, bro. The food’s still going to be good.

[irondragonrand]

You keep telling me to calm down, but you don't realize that I am calm. Seriously, do you need me to center something for you? 

[whyinevermiss]

I’m always down for good food. On you? Sounds good to me.

[irondragonrand]

I was going to offer anyway, but you just took the charm out of it, Barton.

[whyinevermiss]

I don’t know what the hell’s going on, bro. I think you need to calm down.

[irondragonrand]

I am calm. I'm very zen, Clint. Center that chi and eat some good food.

[thearrowfell]

New Avengers (2004) #32

[whyinevermiss]

…You’re also a Scarface fan or is this some kind of spiritual thing?

[irondragonrand]

Why would I watch Scarface, man? Not my style. Do you want it to be a spiritual thing? I charge for that.

[whatistheworthofaman-blog]

Then, stop wasting my time.

[irondragonrand]

By all means... Walk away.