STRIFE

----------------------------------------------My name is Torie! I like Homestuck, youtubers, bands, WTNV, and tv shows. I cosplay Dave Strider so that's pretty cool. i have a fantroll, if you want to know more/ RP please do not hesitate to ask!! My ask box is always open if you need help with anything. Preferred pronouns: They/them Star sign: Virgo Rouge of Heart

[freckledoctopus]

cool stuff

[ironicdav3]

okay so this blog still exists welp i am literally 100% of the time over at coolkidswithshades so yeah find me there

[ironicdav3]

I drew Dan. Wow. This took me far too long, so appreciate it.

ALSO I MADE IT IN MICROSOFT PAINT SO RESPECT MY STRUGGLE THANK

[ricky-rouse]

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

[ironicdav3]

Make me choose between ________ and ________

[ironicdav3]

i wish i could draw bc i really need DaveKat cuddles where Karkat is all wrapped up in Dave's cape please if someone draws this for me i will be forever in your debt

[awwww-cute]

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

[kataroonie-deactivated20141119]

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

[sadstuck-and-headcanons]

[Though you can’t see it in his eyes through the helmet, Mituna never realized that he died.

Everyone knows, but no one has the heart to tell him.]

Submitted by bluh

[glaci-uhh-deactivated20170109]

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

[ironicdav3]

I've been chilling over at preciouslittletwinkbottom so if you wanna keep tabs on me like if you actually care that's the place to be i guess how do you even self promo like??????

[ironicdav3]

aaarrrggh fuck this blog

[rapunzelie]

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

[femailgirl]

it’s called makeup

[rapunzelie]

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

[ironicdav3]

catching up on glee someone help

[patrolled]

british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today

american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah...

[ironicdav3]

host: now, if you don't know what a hashtag is -

graham norton: don't patronize me

graham norton: i'm 51 i'm not dead

[lordniallalmighty]

dont think about ur crush waking up next to you dont think about them in pajamas dont think about them with messy hair and sleepy smiles just. dont. dont do it.

[ironicdav3]

here's an old selfie that i don't think i posted