ironic shades

hey there bros and home girls Dave strider here to tell you about my sweet ask blog. all you babes and Egburts out there can now ask me what ever your heart's desire. i am pumped to hear from all you trolls out there too just lay down your question in my ironic digital mail box and i will answer them as best i can. so here i am bros and babes come at me.

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Good day there strider's brother! Noticing that both you and Dirk wear shades is there some secretive story upon why you two wear them?

Oh well you see bro and I have laser Vision and if we took of our shades we could hurt the ones we care about. Also sunglasses are cool man and they protect your eye from the suns rays. Oh and only cool guys where sun glasses at night and as you might know bro and I are the coolest guys around. I mean come on we rap and sword fight on roofs that's pretty gosh darn cool man.

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here u go aibou have some falling nubs

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I demand the best cool kid answer you have in you arsenal.

sup babe you seem super fly hows about you and be go time traveling in my ironic furry box some time 

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dave makes the hard chose between Terezi or jade 

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Who do you like more: Terezi or Jade?

hmm thats hard i guess i would have to say both yes both its good 

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do you think its worng for a vegtrain to eat animal crackers since they're almost liek animals?

first of all sup ectomom looking good and to answer your question animal crackers are a way for these veggy lovers to have there cake and eat it too. they can eat them cookie animals without hurting any real ones which is pretty sweet i guess its like like your cheating without braking any rules.so i guess i see nothing wrong with eating them of cores i love animal crackers those things make me feel like king of the jungle babe and who wouldn't want to feel that way. 

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two more followers!

ask-teemom-rolal and asktheseeroflight stated fallowing you 

aww yeah lets party  thanks for fallowing me 

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thanks for following me bro

ms-monochrome started following you 

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dave you have a Tumblr? Gosh I didnt think you would be the blogging type :B !

sup egbert yeah i got a blog its how i got my sweet bro comics so popular  had to use every peace of media i know to get my conics out for the world to see. besides i am on my bros computer all the time stuck inside i figured if i had nothing better to do why not start a blog. now i pretty much use it to tell people about my super cool life and post some of my sick fires.

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HEY ASSHOLE THERE ARE IMPORTANT LEADER THINGS I HAVE TO DO, SO WATCH THESE GRUBS WHILE I'M GONE. I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT BY THE TIME I GET BACK, YOU WON'T MENTALLY ABUSE, PHYSICALLY DECAPITATE, OR CAUSE HEARING LOSS TO THE THINGS. TRUST ME, WE ALL DO THAT ENOUGH TO EACH OTHER LATER.

don't get your panties in a twist karkat i got this how could it be any different then looking after a human baby

look how cuddly this ones gotten with me all ready 

see we are bros now this grub and i and we are going have a blast with out you stay up all night watch anime.

and now this little dues on my head see  no problems so fare  you got nothing  to worry about duewait a second where did the other 23 grubs i was going to look after go?hmm i should know this think dave were did you last see 23 alien bug babies crawling around like they own the place.

now that i think about it karkat i am not sure even where that red one i was haying out with went to. oh well i will find them eventually that or they will just come to me they know i am the only person tall enough to reach the grub food cabinet anyway till then i guess i got a epic game of hind and seek to play with these wrigglers. don't worry homeslice i got this you go have fun on your man date with john. 

Strider ally out 

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new follower

 miss-boutineer started fallowing you 

hey babe thats for fallowing me 

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ask me things

all right  tumblr come at me my ask box is open yet again and i am sure some you trolls out there have some questions you want to lay on me so why don't you come at me then. oh and lets not forget my fan girls i bet those babes want to ask me shit  to so come on ladies and egberts ask me things i will just be laying her in the cornor looking all chill wait one you.

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well i was TRYING to ask if you miss me and if i wanted you to kiss me i wouldn't ask it in public ugh

bro your a dork some times but i love it and yes i was just teasing its one of the few ways bro showed me how to show love. anyway i miss you my fires are never as sick without you. and yes john i want to kiss you i miss you that much lets do this we are in this together now no backing down we are in this for the long hall my bro 

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miss!!! oh my god that should have been miss not kiss!!! god....

bro i don't have a fucking clue what your trying to say do you miss me or want to kiss me or is it both. well you do know i miss you i always hate to leave you bro and if you want kisses i guess i am up for that to whatever bro i am cool with it 

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ps do you kiss me yet??

john you can get kisses, sloppy make outs,sweet romantic kisses from me when ever you want i am just waiting on you. i have all the time in the world. and maybe if you came down from that tree you mite get one.

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oh gosh dave you don't still have that picture of me um. you know!! from today. cuz it's totally just bro love :B

sure john its just bro love  all this is just super hard core kick ass bromatic love. you know i am cool with the sick fiery bromatic love we share and i will stand by you till the end of time 

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sup bro glad to see you representing for the man in red

helly yeah i am look at this sawg bro