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Ibiki unwittingly played matchmaker to Hayate/Yugao: they knew each other through some anbu business, and when the question of sword skills arose he was like, yeah Hayate will beat all of you left-handed.

He will 100% go to bat for his former team.

I know the writers just didn’t give that any thought but still. Ibiki is one of the high-ranking intelligence officers so he 100% learned that Hayate was killed almost as soon as it was discovered. And then he had to go on guard duty fight fucjin Orochimaru’s forces... Ibiki’s No Good Very Bad Chūnin Exams Week

Makes me wonder if that is why he didn’t proctor the next ones that the village hosted (shown in Boruto, I think). Or if they just switched everyone out for a fresher set of proctors since Mitarashi was also not in the new ones. But yeah, it seems like the man usually has crap luck in multitudes/back to back.

#anonymous

odditiesinnaruto

Given that ninja have their secret techniques and having others probe their bodies means showing their weaknesses (past injuries creating weak areas) or knowledge on their habits… why would they go to medics or hospitals? It’s not just about having a competent medic seeing to their injuries, but also someone they can trust. A hospital would be a prime area for spies. Even unwilling spies or informants. Kabuto comes to mind, but just thinking of the potential in this in general.

#Thanks #anonymous #for the link #You're right #this absolutely explains why Ibiki hates hospitals on a logical level

injuries-in-dust

#100% Ibiki

books-n-quotes

“If you don’t know, the thing to do is not to get scared, but to learn.”

— Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged (via books-n-quotes)

!!!!!!

“I knew those dango would make you too excitable, Mitarashi.”

#mita-rashi

*casually hugs* ewe

Doesn’t do anything, other than yell. “Who let this woman in here? Tatami, get your ass in here and escort her out now!”

#enraged-fangirl-and-co

ironmaneki-neko

(@selenophilephile) I know your secret, Ibiki. You’re secretly a softie.

Scoffs. “Don’t know what you’re talking about, Hayate.”

selenophilephile

Hayate grins. “You talk to your goldfish when you feed them. I saw you.”

ironmaneki-neko

Narrows his eyes at you. “No one likes a peeping Tom.”

selenophilephile

Laughs. “‘Peeping Tom’ only counts when someone’s undressed. I was delivering the report from my latest espionage mission to T&I when I heard this…surprisingly high voice.”

ironmaneki-neko

“I do not baby talk to any fish. That is just absurd.”

selenophilephile

“Of course,” Hayate grins. “I must have been seeing things. You talking to fish—that’s totally what my mind would pick to hallucinate. As opposed to, you know, hallucinating Yugao at the hot springs or something.”

ironmaneki-neko

Nods, pleased. “Glad you realize how warped your mind is.”

ironmaneki-neko

(@selenophilephile) I know your secret, Ibiki. You’re secretly a softie.

Scoffs. “Don’t know what you’re talking about, Hayate.”

selenophilephile

Hayate grins. “You talk to your goldfish when you feed them. I saw you.”

ironmaneki-neko

Narrows his eyes at you. “No one likes a peeping Tom.”

selenophilephile

Laughs. “‘Peeping Tom’ only counts when someone’s undressed. I was delivering the report from my latest espionage mission to T&I when I heard this…surprisingly high voice.”

ironmaneki-neko

“I do not baby talk to any fish. That is just absurd.”

#@selenophilephile

rockinrpmemes

Reblog if you do NOT mind or care if someone CAN’T answer your sent asks or memes.

Sometimes muns have too much to do & muses are fickle. Also, you understand that muses & muns can’t always think of something to reply, & it would be too OOC to force something out.