#selenophilephile

[lvyeshou]

@selenophilephile [Text message] Is it normal if your meme with the flowers growing in the desert made me cry? Thank you

@selenophilephile / x

[text:] IT’S SUPER NORMAL! IN FACT STRONGLY INDICATIVE OF A HEALTHY AND YOUTHFUL EMOTIONAL STATE. [text:] I love you bro. Strong men cry! [text:] Drinks tonight?

[haganekotetsu]

@selenophilephile Excuse you I am much more imposing than that very smol kitty

not to me you ain't

you might have a couple inches on me but you're still a scrawny little shit i can pick up with one hand

[haganekotetsu-archive]

@selenophilephile You have a friend whose blood you’ll never wash out from your hands, too?

you forgotten what line of work we're in dude? of course i've got blood on my hands

from a friend though? i don't know. i try not to make too many of those.

[izumokamizuki]

@selenophilephile Izumo, Kotetsu is being weird. Or mean. I can’t tell.

Great… what is it this time?!

[irukasenseii]

@selenophilephile " the look on your face says there's more on your mind . "

"I'm not that obvious am I?" He let out a soft sigh and shrugged his shoulders. "There's always something on my mind though. I tend to overthink nowadays."

[asagao-onna]

(@selenophilephile) *Coughs*

Anko turned to her comrade, raising an eyebrow at him. "Is that a trying to get my attention cough or a just a Hayate being Hayate cough?"

[frogprinceus-a]

@selenophilephile​

"Hayate, you need to go to the hospital. You look very bad."

[super-kame-love]

(@selenophilephile) Aina-san, I tried some of that fungus tea you gave my mom...

@selenophilephile

“Oh, didja now?” She claps her hands at the news. “So how’d y’like it, Hayate? Aha! Is it ev’rything I said it was~?”