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[irontechs]

𝙸𝚁𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙲𝙷𝚂     /     𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃 !

***currently on a school semi-hiatus until 5/2 so expect low activity and it will take longer to check blogs out***

     hello there !   welcome to my blog .   my  name  is  mak   (  or  arie  ,  i  don’t  care  for  preference  )  .   i  am  24  ,   she / they  pronouns ,  residing  in  the  EST  timezone .   this  here  is  a  blog  for  the  snarky  tin  can     tony  stark   from  the  mcu .   i  pretty  much  don’t  perceive  canon  so  much  of  the  content  here  is  headcanon  based .   important :   i  do  not  write  pepperony .   i  also  don’t  use  rdj  as  a  faceclaim .   if  you  ever  have  any  questions  feel  free  to  ask .   i  don’t  bite !   you  can  access  my  rules  ,   verses  ,   etc  all  in  one  document   HERE .   please  give  it  a  read - over  prior  to  following .   thanks  so  much  and  i  look  forward  to  interacting  with  you !

[warmachina]

Sorry for being so quiet lately, but pls consider this a semi hiatus until May 2nd. I'll come on to write what I can, however my activity will be sparse and infrequent. Feel free to ask for my discord if you want to chat!

[irontechs]

godstorms·:

❃.ϟ:▹ &.   𝙿𝙻𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙳  𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁

                𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂  𝙼𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙻  𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻𝙼  𝙽𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁  𝙵𝙰𝙸𝙻𝙴𝙳  𝚃𝙾  𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙰𝚃𝙴  𝙷𝙸𝚂  𝙲𝚄𝚁𝙸𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚃𝚈  ,          no  one  person  achieving  this  more  wholly  than     the  man  of  iron  himself  .     He  is  one  of  his  first  friends  of  this  realm  &   currently  doing  his  best  to  deliver  a  sales  pitch  to  the  god  ,   a  pitch  that  is  met  with  a  laugh  &   a  tilt  of  his  head  ,   brows  slightly  furrowed  .               ❝     Did  we  not  already  settle  this  ,   my  friend  ?     I  thought  you  a  man  not  so  fond  of  being  wrong  .     ❞               //      @irontechs   !

          “     that’s  because  i  am  never  wrong .   thor  ,   thor   -----   hear  me  out  ,     ”          THE  ANIMATED  GESTURE  OF  HIS  HANDS   emphasizes  the  overflowing  enthusiasm  spilling  from  his  lips  ,   nearly  buzzing  in  his  stance  as  he  shuffles  closer  to  the  hammer  in  question .   it’s  a  ridiculous  ideology  ,   however  the  sudden  onslaught  of  interest  has  him  itching  for  answers .   pointing  towards  the  mjolnir  excitedly  ,   tony  squares  his  shoulders  to  the  god  ,   defiant  in  the  way  steely  gaze  fixates  on  jovial  features .          “     that  hammer ?   heavy .   and  it  can  only  be  lifted  by  those  who  are  ‘ worthy ’  ,   so  it  would  have  to  keep  the  elevator  from  moving   .  .  .   right ?   c’mon  ,   don’t  you  want  to  try  it  ?!     ”

[irontechs]

should i change my faceclaim?

[satyriconmp3]

the best love language is being irritating

[satyriconmp3]

i will annoy you because i love you <3

[spctlessminds]

POPULAR TEXT POSTS + ASK MEME  ( PART 4 )

❛ you inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart ❜ ❛ i hope no one lowkey hates me. highkey hate me. hate me with every fiber of your being. go big or go home ❜ ❛ my style isn’t even my style, i can’t afford my actual style ❜ ❛ i feel like everyone has a teacher from high school that they’d 100% fight ❜ ❛ i don’t mean to interrupt people i just randomly remember things and get really excited, i’m sorry ❜ ❛ sir, you cannot name your son ‘Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3’ we just won’t allow it ❜ ❛ if you asked me what my sexuality was, i couldn’t give you a straight answer ❜ ❛ i just wanna wear lingerie, smell like lavender, and have soft skin ❜ ❛ yabba dabba done with your shit ❜ ❛ 5 years ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with a cooler fashion sense ❜ ❛ the only reason i’m staying in school is so i can provide for my future ❜ ❛ occupation: sleepiest girl on the planet ❜ ❛ true friendship is willfully making someone’s emotional devastation over fictional characters worse ❜ ❛ (not so) breaking news: i’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it ❜ ❛ my new year’s resolution is to stop ❜ ❛ people keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like i’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao listen, death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hot dog ❜ ❛ do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that you’re as weird as them ❜ ❛ have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow ❜ ❛ is ‘no’ an emotion because i feel it ❜ ❛ i wanna be the one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me ❜ ❛ concept: me, having friends and being liked by people ❜ ❛ the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them ❜ ❛ replace my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less ❜ ❛ i need a hug and six months of sleep ❜ ❛ good morning i’m obsessed with being loved ❜ ❛ don’t come back when you realize that i’m rare ❜ ❛ i’m stuck in between ‘i really wanna meet new people’ and ‘why can’t everyone leave me the fuck alone’ ❜ ❛ can you believe some people meet each other and just hit it off right off the bat and just… date??? and fall in love? ?? that sounds fake ? ? ? ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ people are always like ‘are you a morning person or a night person’ and i’m just like… buddy, i’m barely even a person ❜ ❛ you ever talk to a stupid boy to pass time? ❜ ❛ don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again ❜ ❛ i’ll always have a soft spot for you ❜ ❛ i hate being tickled. i do not think it’s cute, i do not think it’s funny. i will kick you in the fucking face ❜ ❛ you inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart ❜ ❛ there’s no blood in my veins anymore it is coffee and broken dreams ❜ ❛ i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me ❜ ❛ i’m a hopeless romantic… emphasis on hopeless ❜ ❛ i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests… i don’t ❜ ❛ half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole ❜ ❛ my biggest problem is i don’t like, do shit ❜ ❛ how am i supposed to be productive when netflix just automatically plays the next episode for you? ❜ ❛ a girls sleepy voice is probably the cutest thing that has ever existed on this earth ❜ ❛ at like a really specific time at night i feel like i wanna fall in love or some shit but then i wake up and i’m ok again ❜ ❛ i’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way. i have no preference ❜ ❛ i don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions ❜ ❛ i want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but i’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza ❜ ❛ why are there waiting lists for preschools?!?! babies are small!!!! 800 could fit in one room, just stack them ❜ ❛ raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time ❜ ❛ i hate being the stereotypical emo bitch, but life sux, my dude ❜ ❛ i wanna learn how to throw knives so i can throw ‘em like real close and graze somebody to let them know to shut the fuck up ❜ ❛ my heart says yes but my mom says no ❜ ❛ if we are ever invaded by aliens and they wanna destroy earth and whatever that’s fine, but leave old friends senior dog sanctuary out of it ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more ❜ ❛ guess who got shit done today….. not me lmao but congrats to somebody out there ❜ ❛ i promise i’m a lot nicer than my ‘walking to class’ face would lead you to believe ❜ ❛ why spend money on booze when i can get fucked up by conspiracy theories for free? ❜ ❛ binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant ❜ ❛ merry crisis, everyone ❜ ❛ my whole life is the one episode of friends where ross drinks all those margaritas and keeps telling everyone that he’s fine when he clearly isn’t fine ❜ ❛ i’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men ❜ ❛ kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too ❜ ❛ do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just ‘oh yes i’d kiss you’ ❜ ❛ not interested dot com forward slash you ❜ ❛ napping together is my kind of date ❜ ❛ i’m trying to stop being a hater but it’s just so hard when there are so many things that need my hate ❜ ❛ i need to stop imagining things i’d say in interviews if i was ever famous because i am not ❜ ❛ guess who got their life together!!!!! …not me, but someone probably has ❜ ❛ concept: the worst is over. everything’s gonna be okay now ❜ ❛ me, giving your eulogy at your funeral: ‘we are gathered here today to mourn a friend, a relative, a companion and a loved one, and to kinkshame them one last time’ ❜ ❛ one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry ❜ ❛ i was so ugly in 2008 because i didn’t care about my looks, i cared about the jonas brothers ❜ ❛ i’m the whole package: bitter AND petty ❜ ❛ my life is that awkward walk/jog you do in front of a car when you’re crossing the street ❜ ❛ i use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that ❜ ❛ my aesthetic is looking really tired even when i’ve had enough sleep and having a lot of bad habits and responding poorly to criticism ❜ ❛ yes you’re allowed to have other friends, you just have to love me more ❜ ❛ i just want to be somewhere warm and making questionable decisions ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if you want to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ screenshots don’t scare me, i know what the fuck i said ❜ ❛ ‘you’re kind of annoying’ kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted ‘kind of’ about it ❜ ❛ *jumps over hole in sidewalk* yeah you could say i’m pretty fucking athletic ❜ ❛ i don’t ‘dress to impress’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves ❜ ❛ sorry, i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue ❜ ❛ valentine’s day is coming up, i don’t know what to buy myself ❜ ❛ you’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time ❜ ❛ ‘dude, i’m wasted’ and by wasted, i’m talking about my wasted potential because i’m a lazy piece of shit ❜ ❛ i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker ❜ ❛ is it too late to try to be myspace famous ❜ ❛ ask him if he’s good with his hands, then when he comes over, make him put together ikea furniture ❜ ❛ if a woman’s hand is steady enough to put on winged eyeliner then it’s steady enough to stab you in the heart ❜ ❛ please don’t get tired of me ❜ ❛ finals? fuck a final. gone girl myself. ❜ ❛ i really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when i was little ❜ ❛ i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire ❜ ❛ why must the cute ones (me) suffer ❜ ❛ nasa actually stands for ‘not any straight aliens.’ gayliens are real and out there ❜ ❛ not to be bitter or anything but i hope everyone that has ever hurt me is absolutely miserable ❜ ❛ my mind says college, but my heart says isolated sheep herder in iceland ❜ ❛ i am an adult oh god make it stop ❜

( you can find the other three parts here: 1, 2, 3 )

[irontechs]

          “     so   -----   what  do  you  think ?   amazing  ,   right ?     ”          HE  SAUNTERS  OFF  FROM  THE  PLATFORM  ,   arms  outstretched  and  bearing  a  smug  expression  as  he  models  his  latest  version  of  his  flight  suit  before  her .   it’s  equipped  with  a  few  new  high - tech  upgrades  along  with  a  new  design  brandishing  his  signature  red - and - gold  aesthetic .   tony  feels  his  chest  swell  with  pride  at  the  result  ,   and  he  wants  to  revel  in  this  high  with  his  most  adored  partner  in  crime     (   even  at  the  expense  of  her  potential  criticisms   ) .

@xenovair​   liked  for  a  starter !

[warmachina]

hey  there !  welcome .   this  here  is  a  blog  for  james  buchanan  barnes  from  the  marvel  cinematic  universe   —   i  follow  mcu  timeline  but  he  is  strictly  headcanon  based .   written  and  adored  by  mak .   if  interested  feel  free  to  give  this  post  a  reblog !

[a-notaperfectsoldxer-deactivate]

The worst thing is that                                       they aren’t even nightmares                                                                                           they’re memories.

[irontechs]

like this for a chaotic little starter from your favorite billionaire gremlin  ✨

[irontechs]

𝙸  𝚂𝙴𝙴  𝙸𝚃 .   𝙸  𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴  𝙸𝚃 .   𝙸  𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃  𝙸𝚃 .   𝙸  𝙶𝙾𝚃  𝙸𝚃 .

just  a  tin  can  man  with  a  plan !   tony  stark  of  the  mcu  apparently .   lovingly  roasted  by  mak .   

[irontechs]

@cptamerica​  :   “ did i step on your moment? “

          “     no  ,   actually  ,   you  just  made  the  moment  bigger   ------   the  biggest  ,   really .     ”          THE  SNARK  LACING  VOCALS   oozes  from  pursed  lips  ,   the  hands  nestled  on  his  hips  showcasing  his  blatant  irritation  from  steve’s  blunt  sarcasm .   they’d  often  banter  like  this  ;   although  steve  has  quite  the  knack  for  getting  under  tony’s  skin  with  such  ease  and  calculated  precision .   if  anyone  didn’t  know  the  man  ,   one  would  think  he  was  doing  it  on  purpose     (   at  least  ,   tony  was  convinced  of  that  notion   ) .          “     can’t  you  just  let me  have  this  one  thing  ,   without  being  all  righteously  patriotic  and  shit ?   please  ,   steve .   it’s  killing  my  vibe .     ”

MCU  SENTENCE  STARTERS .   accepting .

[irontechs]

someone make me a promo pls

[irontechs]

@xenovair​  :   affectionately headbutts his helmet

          EXHAUSTION  ACHES  HIS  BONES  ,   obvious  in  the  way  he  saunters  to  her  in  wobbled  steps .   the  metal  brandishing  shoulders  weighs  heavy  ,   much  akin  to  the  pressure  that  coincides  with  being  a  hero     (   the  world  needs  you  ,   tony   -----   you  can’t  let  them  win   ) .   he  was  always  a  fighter  ,   born  and  bred  a  man  of  valor  ;   but  as  the  world  around  him  seems  to  crumble  ,   his  spirits  sink  with  it .   

                       but  he’ll  be  damned  to  let  it  show .

         “     sorry  ,   got  caught  up .     ”          AN  UNDERSTATEMENT  OF  THE  CENTURY  ,   coming  from  the  very  man  who  came  back  from  being  tossed  like  a  rag  doll .   when  she  collides  their  foreheads  together  ,   tony  allows  himself  a  moment  to  breathe   ---   silently  grateful  for  the  iron  mask  that  disguises  the  tension  lacing  brows .   the  last  thing  he  wants  is  to  worry  her .   instead  ,   he  settles  on  making  light  of  an  otherwise  very  grim  circumstance .          “     you  should’ve  seen  the  other  guy .     ”          the  other  guy  ,   in  fact  ,   was  very  much  fine .

[lovesvampire]

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE QUOTES ASK MEMES !

“ i’ve never seen anything like you. “

“ move or you will be moved. “

“ hey, sailor. “

“ is there anything real about you? “

“ nevermind i take it back. “

“ i hate you. “

“ fine! do you want me to drive? “

“ man, shut the hell up. “

“ there’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. “

“ i’m with you till the end of the line. “

“ you are a hard person to get a hold of. “

“ there’s worse ways to go. “

“ got anything for me? “

“ please, stay. “

“ it’s not your fault. “

“ didn’t see that one coming? “

“ don’t do anything stupid till i get back. “

“ is it me you see? “

“ i adore you. “

“ we don’t want to kill you, but we will. “

“ let’s kick his ass. “

“ i had no idea if that was going to work. “

“ still think you’re the only monster? “

“ i’m not going to fight you. “

“ i’m always picking up after you. “

“ hands off. “

“ he was very hot. “

“ you’re all not worthy. “

“ maybe if you were more attractive it’d be less disturbing. “

“ hey what’s up everybody! “

“ c’mon use your words! “

“ i don’t even know who you are. “

“ what? no smile? “

“ you’re not going to stop. “

“ did i step on your moment? “

“ hows my hair? “

“ no, i didn’t. but i enjoyed it “

“ in my own defense that was last week. “

“ you look taller. “

“ i get in trouble a lot. “

“ it’s a big bunny relax about it! “

“ i’m going to pretend you didn’t say that. “

“ i said kneel! “

“ that tie looks real expensive. “

“ abort mission! “

“ i understood that reference. “

“ did you just nod off? “

“ that wasn’t so bad. “

“ i can’t see into the future i’m not a witch. “

“ all yours. “

“ kind of done with you telling me what to do. “

“ i can get by on my own. “

“ i’m going to miss these little talks of ours. “

“ don’t worry (pronoun)’s got help. “

“ yes, i think it works. “

“ then he stabbed me. “

“ (pronoun) made a different call. “

“ that’s not up to you. “

“ higher further faster baby. “

“ i’m turning into you. it’s a horrible dream. “

“ destiny arrives all the same. “

“ what makes you happy? “

“ you don’t want any part of this. “

“ do you even speak latin? “

“ i guess you go through me. “

“ anyone else? “

“ you and i remember budapest very differently! “

“ looks like you’re giving the orders now. “

“ piss off ghost! “

“ i know my worth. “

“ (pronoun)’s not alone. “

“ varies from moment to moment. “

“ surprise! “

“ i don’t see how that’s a party. “

“ if only (pronoun/name) could see you now. “

“ i thought you were dead. “

“ i retire for what? five minutes and everything goes to shit? “

“ and in return i’m going to let you keep your hand. “

“ you weren’t there. “

“ i like her. “

“ who the hell is ___? “

“ i don’t know if i’m worth all this. “

“ i need the other guy. “

“ i was attacked! “

“ compromise where you can, but where you can’t, don’t. “

“ i don’t feel so good. “

“ that’s not what everyone else sees. “

“ but i knew (pronoun)  “

“ believe it or not, it’s hard to find someone with shared life experience. “

“ do not touch me again. “

“ before you didn’t have me. “

“ i didn’t want you to be alone. “

“ i’m always angry. “

“ okay… that one’s on me. “

“ i’m not asking for permission. “

“ you still owe me a dance. “

“ none of this makes sense!” 

“ don’t take my stuff. “

“ if you stay here you’ll die. “

[wizardnuke]

Tony Stark & adult ADHD.

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[irontechs]

tag dump

✪ ` * OOC  —–   nothing but gremlin gemini energy here .

✪ ` * STUDY  —–   introspection .

✪ ` * STUDY  —–   headcanons .

✪ ` * STUDY  —–   aesthetic .

✪ ` * STUDY  —–   physique .

✪ ` * IC  —–   answered .

✪ ` * IC  —–   replies .

✪ ` * BOND  —–   tonysierra .

✪ ` * UNIV  —–   child prodigy .

✪ ` * UNIV  —–   billionaire bachelor .

✪ ` * UNIV  —–   i am iron man .

✪ ` * UNIV  —–   avengers assemble .

✪ ` * UNIV  —–   the endgame .

✪ ` * UNIV  —–   to be determined .