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Mandatory Intro Post

gender is a lie I couldn't have the energy for if I tried (any/all)

questioning sexuality and stuff but aroace agender for now (I’ll just say queer)

I find blogs with peak takes and I tend to reblog a lot in one sitting, sorry if this is frustrating! Please turn off notifications for me if so.

#ask me about my ocs or headcanons #or quite literally anything #i love gimmick blogs and shit #asks are fine though #uhhh dni assholes ig #i dont really care

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back w cosplay stuff because I need everyone to laugh at his perfect paint Bald spot

I cannot wait to peel the tape >o)

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@scaredyart

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you know how a lot of things are spoiled for you b/c its the internet and tumblr has a lot of gifs, images, and all that. like its nigh impossible to go into a fandom without having things spoiled for them. however

i still have no fucking earthly clue what jojo’s bizzare adventure is even remotely about. the power of eyeliner? maybe

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it’s basically a multi-generational (and interdimensional) family drama involving vampires and magic arrows and travelling the world and messing with time and space. everyone is extremely buff and dresses like a male stripper. there’s also a lot of Italians. everyone fights with either ripple, stands, or spin, which are mechanics that I can’t even begin to explain in this one post. oh, and also every protagonist (there’s 8 of ‘em) is related and has a name that can be shortened to JoJo (or GioGio in the case of the fifth one).

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@vvvirgil dude is this your show

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i had so many favorite moments this episode because it's obviously the best episode of the season but hands down one of my top five favorites was lady deathstrike immediately clocking morph's gayboy crush on logan and making fun of them for it, then sabretooth also clocking it and being homophobic about it, then turning around and calling morph sweetheart. 10/10 episode experience, no notes

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X-MEN' 97 2.08 | The Dead Man's Hand

#feral kurt we love to see it

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Episode would've been perfect if Morph didn't have to transform into Jean to keep Logan from stabbing them

You're telling me that Wolverine values Jean... more than Morph? The guy who took Morph's death the hardest? The guy who kept pining (platonically) for Morph for a lot of the series? The guy who, after learning Morph, was alive, dropped everything to go track them across the world? The guy who was basically attached to Morph by the hip when they came back on the team, and who still acts like that in Xmen 97? Stabbing Jean... a woman who he likes and who he KNOWS who doesn't like him back and I'd MARRIED and who he TOLD it wouldn't work out with... was more horrifying than stabbing his best friend????

What in the holy erasure of the importance of platonic love is this????

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WHAT EVEN WAS THIS SCENE

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Lady Deathstrike’s gaydar is apparently off the charts but she’s gotta stop calling Morph out like that

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I love whatever is wrong with them

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Polaris - Mistress of Magnetism

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Loss.

X-Men '97 01 x 05 - 'Remember It' | 02 x 04 - 'Rise of Apocalypse Part 2'

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Okay, but imagine that you're Morph and you find out that the guy you sacrificed your life for, the guy who you quite literally risked your life for AGAIN meer minutes ago, the guy who went across the world to save you, who you have been best friends with for years and who you would do anything for... values a girl who doesn't love him back, who never WILL love him back, and who he KNOWS will never love him back, more than you