i put the sword in space

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College graduation has got to be better than this

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I think it’s antisocial to wear a bunch of glitter when you know you’re going to be sitting very close to other people

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I know you’re on tumblr right now

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Realized today that the minions (Despicable Me 2010) are older than my brother (born 2011) who is soon to be a high school sophomore

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Apparently prom and graduation are one full menstrual cycle apart

[kotelehnsherr]

HE WAS SO OFFENDED

[bdizzlebizzle]

Happy pride 🌈

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Happy pride

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Happy pride month AND happy birthday to my mom

[very-strange-indeed]

LIKE and RB to get 🚨100,00 wasps delivered right to your home! 🚨🚨🚨 👈👈👈 win100000wasps.gov

wait can someone confirm that this is legit??? i need several thousand wasps for personal reasons but i can’t afford to be scammed by another fake wasp giveaway

[duckngk]

who up curlin’ up they markeplier into ryan gosling’s arms

context:

also IRON LUNG IS OUT ON YOUTUBE YOU CAN BUY IT NOW

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Whenever we go out to restaurants the waiters always he/him me and I don’t have a problem with that but I think it really irritates my mom because at every opportunity she tries to communicate that I am in fact female

“She would like”

“My daughter”

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[idontwanttoboldlygo]

Someone has probably done this before but I had to

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Love an open-world exploration game

[v1ncenthallberg]

@therealjacksepticeye mention!

[therealjacksepticeye]

He doesnt know what I want

[talonboot]

take my mermaid quiz boy

If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?

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hello handsome i can give you 💲💲🤑 for 😍😝😝 if you click this link right here ‼️➡️ https://https//crouton.net/

Oh boy 😃 and all I have to do is click this link?😄

And did you say handsome 😳😳😳

Well here goes nothing…☝️👇

Hold on a second…🧐

Nothing happened😓🤷‍♂️

oh well 😞 guess I won’t get 💲💲🤑 for 😍😝😝

Unless…

On further examination 🕵️‍♂️ it seems that “https” has been erroneously duplicated‼️😲

And if i simply remove the superfluous letters 👨‍💻

A-HA🎉 Success!!

Hm….

Yes..

I see….

However,

‘Tis but a single crouton that I have found here🤨

What could this have to do with 💲💲🤑 for 😍😝😝????

I must retreat to my cavern to ponder this 🤔🤔💭💭🧐

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ctrl is way too far from wasd to be the sprint button especially when shift also does something my hands are too small and inflexible for ts